Embarrasing moments

[the_mob]

Was at shoe store with my mom few months back, saw a crippled man on wheel chair coming out of the store, mom offered him some money which he politely refused, then we see him sit in chauffer driven car. OMG

Chauffer ?

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[nido807]

Chauffer ?

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[zia1288]

The awkward moment when you receive a CV, in hobbies section the lady writes "Cocking" instead of "Cooking"
@haroon_tarar

[muradi]

The awkward moment when you receive a CV, in hobbies section the lady writes "Cocking" instead of "Cooking"

Hahaha Lol. i cant stop laughing..

[zia1288]

Hahaha Lol. i cant stop laughing..

The real question is, was it really a mistake?

[awais.9]

Was at shoe store with my mom few months back, saw a crippled man on wheel chair coming out of the store, mom offered him some money which he politely refused, then we see him sit in chauffer driven car. OMG

once i also saw same kind of guy except for he was walking with stick, i thought to help him but until then he crossed the road n sat in his corolla with his family

[awais.9]

The awkward moment when you receive a CV, in hobbies section the lady writes "Cocking" instead of "Cooking"

awkard for the lady or the receiver

[zia1288]

awkard for the lady or the receiver

For the receiver till now as I guess lady doesn't know about this mistake (If it is a mistake )

[muradi]

The real question is, was it really a mistake?

Ask her out. If its not a mistake than hire her immediately

[awais.9]

For the receiver till now as I guess lady doesn't know about this mistake (If it is a mistake )

ask her directly about the hobbies n u'll get the answer

[Haroon_Tarar]

The awkward moment when you receive a CV, in hobbies section the lady writes "Cocking" instead of "Cooking"
@Haroon_Tarar

I would like to get that CV emailed to me instantly. arrange my interview with her

[adil_dar]

Came home from office and shouted lets go for shopping (as most salaried people do we do shopping for whole month in the start) my wife had messaged me earlier that day that she had made the list and supplies were running out. Being tired from whole day's work and the fact that i had driven the car from gujranwala to gujrat (my office and back) Wife asked for time to get ready (combing hair and change) i told her i was too tired for these formalities "jan we are going in car who will notice these things" she sat in the car quietly accompanied with my with 8 year old son and 5 year old daughter (for them its a sacred ritual to storm the super store ride the trollies and pick and choose any thing they like. We reached and divided in to two groups, son and wife in group A me and my daughter in group B. Now as a matter of fact we are six brothers (no sister) i am the eldest the married one with a daughter so she is center of attention all the time and she also knows that she the chosen one. While my wife was busy in groceries section me and my daughter were in cosmetics section where sweets and biscuits are also kept daughter was selecting candies (packets for whole month) she picked up two or three packs of same candies i said in my usual style "jani pick up different packs (brands)" i hadnt noticed that a newly married couple was standing on my left side ( i swear ) the girl looked at me with a strange look noticing my daughter with me she smiled and moved on (while her hubby was looking at shades of lipsticks) i forgot about it until our trollies had filled and we reached counter for bill. our supplies consisted of two trollies so we were waiting for our turn the couple had a few items so they came to the short items counter and was handled shortly. That gal kept looking at me (my wife noticed that) while i was avoiding to look at her. That couple left the store went outside her hubby started the bike and she sat on it before he could leave she said something to him and leaving him came into the store having a lotion in her hand and told the counter man that she wanted to replace that as a matter of fact lotion shelf was behind me (practically me my wife and children were blocking these shelves. i cannot tell how she just barged in between us i stepped back to avoid any contact she still managed to brush past me my wife gave me long stare. That gal changed the lotion and turned (i being committed to save my self from any scene this time moved ahead to give her way from behind. And my God she moving from behind brushed her hand against my hips. I dont know how my wife controlled herself but when we sat in car she burst out in a fit of weeping i just sped away from there. Afraid what people will think.

Needless to say i kept on telling her almost beseeching her that i was not involved she would not pay any attention to me and keep on weeping.

Upon reaching home all residents were informed that i take her just like a housemaid so that i can have ------ time.

It has been a year now but to date my wife accompanies me when ever i go for shopping and she always gets ready as if were going to a marriage function.

[awais.9]

@^
larki line mar rahi thi ap pe wo b begum k samney hi, bari himat thi uski

[adil_dar]

chaudhary sb,

That was the point of my wife she said that i took her in these dressing so that she may look like a housemaid (whil i was dressed and shaved since i had just returned from office) Allah know what did she think about my wife. but one thing is for sure the results were not in my favour. I am still embarassed although i had nothing to do with it. Have been quiet a gentleman throughout my career (thats what i tell my wife)

[zia1288]

Came home from office and shouted lets go for shopping (as most salaried people do we do shopping for whole month in the start) my wife had messaged me earlier that day that she had made the list and supplies were running out. Being tired from whole day's work and the fact that i had driven the car from gujranwala to gujrat (my office and back) Wife asked for time to get ready (combing hair and change) i told her i was too tired for these formalities "jan we are going in car who will notice these things" she sat in the car quietly accompanied with my with 8 year old son and 5 year old daughter (for them its a sacred ritual to storm the super store ride the trollies and pick and choose any thing they like. We reached and divided in to two groups, son and wife in group A me and my daughter in group B. Now as a matter of fact we are six brothers (no sister) i am the eldest the married one with a daughter so she is center of attention all the time and she also knows that she the chosen one. While my wife was busy in groceries section me and my daughter were in cosmetics section where sweets and biscuits are also kept daughter was selecting candies (packets for whole month) she picked up two or three packs of same candies i said in my usual style "jani pick up different packs (brands)" i hadnt noticed that a newly married couple was standing on my left side ( i swear ) the girl looked at me with a strange look noticing my daughter with me she smiled and moved on (while her hubby was looking at shades of lipsticks) i forgot about it until our trollies had filled and we reached counter for bill. our supplies consisted of two trollies so we were waiting for our turn the couple had a few items so they came to the short items counter and was handled shortly. That gal kept looking at me (my wife noticed that) while i was avoiding to look at her. That couple left the store went outside her hubby started the bike and she sat on it before he could leave she said something to him and leaving him came into the store having a lotion in her hand and told the counter man that she wanted to replace that as a matter of fact lotion shelf was behind me (practically me my wife and children were blocking these shelves. i cannot tell how she just barged in between us i stepped back to avoid any contact she still managed to brush past me my wife gave me long stare. That gal changed the lotion and turned (i being committed to save my self from any scene this time moved ahead to give her way from behind. And my God she moving from behind brushed her hand against my hips. I dont know how my wife controlled herself but when we sat in car she burst out in a fit of weeping i just sped away from there. Afraid what people will think.

Needless to say i kept on telling her almost beseeching her that i was not involved she would not pay any attention to me and keep on weeping.

Upon reaching home all residents were informed that i take her just like a housemaid so that i can have ------ time.

It has been a year now but to date my wife accompanies me when ever i go for shopping and she always gets ready as if were going to a marriage function.

Such incidents always happen when wife/mother/father are accompanying

[Vajih102]

@adil_dar, very innocent yet amusing story. Now m sure Adil Saab, tussi dar gaye ho!

One incident that i just Remembered is that i used to go to a shop to buy car Spares. The shopkeeper Though young, was very fat and would always keep sitting and Pointing to stuff so customers pick themselves. Thus, fat and lazy.

One day i took Mohsin's City to him and he had to Take me to a Mechanic ahead. He Got up From his chair and asked for the car's key to Drive himself! I Turned Scared wondering whether he Knew how to Drive or not but still gave it to him and asked if he Knew Driving to Which he Replied, 'let's see' and i got even more nervous but Remained silent. He Got in the Driving seat and i, in the passenger one when he turned to me and said, 'Bhaijan, When your car (i had a Corolla '97 Back then) broke Down at that Roundabout, your Driver and i towed it with my Civic (Exi 2006), understand?' Ohohohohohohoho! he Drove a bigger, Better and Newer car than i did! I just couldn't stop Laughing with embarrassment.

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[adil_dar]

Well vajih102 pa g

I wont claim to be a saint (i know no one would believe me) but i have lived a pretty decent life ( apart from some issues :-# )

following is the incident that i never shared with anyone, i was living in lahore at that time and doing a job in private but well reputed university (name not mentioned so that they may not sue me) My area was student affairs so almost every student was familiar with me. Now in my friends i was always considered a crack (would be looking at the car while all others would be looking at its beautiful occupants) they being junior respected me and were always careful in my office presence and on whole in university. Now there was a gang of beauties in uni they were mostly students of BBA B. Com first or second semester these ravishing beauties had whole campus mesmerized and people would always turn back to stare at them, while i as a matter of fact never paid any attention to these and to top it i was always proud of my self that at least i was a role model for rest of youth (my gang)

Until one day me and my gang was having tea in canteen , it was shared by both gals and guys but there was a partition of tent (used in marriages) we were on guys' side and on the other side were some gals having their chit chat. we were busy with our tea until we heard a gal saying ( i am going to translate it in urdu so that you may be able to enjoy it as much as my friends did)

"ae tu ne ------ ( nuclear bomb from the gals group ) ki baat suni hai ..."

other one " nahi to kia kehti hai"

first one " kehti hai keh --- office ka incharge ( me ) saala bilkul khassi hai kabhi nazar utha ke daikhta hi nahi"

DO YOU MEAN GUYS NEED MORE EMBARASSING MOMENT THAN THAT ONE?

[HellsGuardian]

Well vajih102 pa g

I wont claim to be a saint (i know no one would believe me) but i have lived a pretty decent life ( apart from some issues :-# )

following is the incident that i never shared with anyone, i was living in lahore at that time and doing a job in private but well reputed university (name not mentioned so that they may not sue me) My area was student affairs so almost every student was familiar with me. Now in my friends i was always considered a crack (would be looking at the car while all others would be looking at its beautiful occupants) they being junior respected me and were always careful in my office presence and on whole in university. Now there was a gang of beauties in uni they were mostly students of BBA B. Com first or second semester these ravishing beauties had whole campus mesmerized and people would always turn back to stare at them, while i as a matter of fact never paid any attention to these and to top it i was always proud of my self that at least i was a role model for rest of youth (my gang)

Until one day me and my gang was having tea in canteen , it was shared by both gals and guys but there was a partition of tent (used in marriages) we were on guys' side and on the other side were some gals having their chit chat. we were busy with our tea until we heard a gal saying ( i am going to translate it in urdu so that you may be able to enjoy it as much as my friends did)

"ae tu ne ------ ( nuclear bomb from the gals group ) ki baat suni hai ..."

other one " nahi to kia kehti hai"

first one " kehti hai keh --- office ka incharge ( me ) saala bilkul khassi hai kabhi nazar utha ke daikhta hi nahi"

DO YOU MEAN GUYS NEED MORE EMBARASSING MOMENT THAN THAT ONE?

Lol dont worry there is a difference between kh***i and sharafat. One can only be sure if they had spent a night and btw ye bat ap k friends ne hi phelai lol
Btw shareef hona achi bat hai but i dont think even they can resist 100% of times

[awais.9]

hahaha damn that was pretty funny what those gals said but they were jealous of why wouldnt this guy look at us when every1 never stops staring

[zia1288]

Well vajih102 pa g

I wont claim to be a saint (i know no one would believe me) but i have lived a pretty decent life ( apart from some issues :-# )

following is the incident that i never shared with anyone, i was living in lahore at that time and doing a job in private but well reputed university (name not mentioned so that they may not sue me) My area was student affairs so almost every student was familiar with me. Now in my friends i was always considered a crack (would be looking at the car while all others would be looking at its beautiful occupants) they being junior respected me and were always careful in my office presence and on whole in university. Now there was a gang of beauties in uni they were mostly students of BBA B. Com first or second semester these ravishing beauties had whole campus mesmerized and people would always turn back to stare at them, while i as a matter of fact never paid any attention to these and to top it i was always proud of my self that at least i was a role model for rest of youth (my gang)

Until one day me and my gang was having tea in canteen , it was shared by both gals and guys but there was a partition of tent (used in marriages) we were on guys' side and on the other side were some gals having their chit chat. we were busy with our tea until we heard a gal saying ( i am going to translate it in urdu so that you may be able to enjoy it as much as my friends did)

"ae tu ne ------ ( nuclear bomb from the gals group ) ki baat suni hai ..."

other one " nahi to kia kehti hai"

first one " kehti hai keh --- office ka incharge ( me ) saala bilkul khassi hai kabhi nazar utha ke daikhta hi nahi"

DO YOU MEAN GUYS NEED MORE EMBARASSING MOMENT THAN THAT ONE?

I'm pretty sure those gals were aware of your presence and wanted to seek your attention. Such species get disturbed when someone doesn't pay attention to them. Happened alots of times with me

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