Embarrasing moments

Vajih102 (Vajih102) 2014-12-09 10:10:28 +0500 #1722

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Vajih102 (Vajih102) 2014-12-09 21:28:51 +0500 #1723

In university, a teacher KB was once Narrating an incident wherein he was once Travelling on an Assignment and Happened to pass by HIS teacher's village so Decided to stop by and meet him. This was Decades Later so KB was shocked to see his once Smart teacher in a Shabby Condition with a pathetic facial Appearance, filthy Clothes and Dirty Loud Sputtering motorbike. He felt Bad that he Himself had Become a grand officer just when his teacher was Just the Opposite so upon leaving, he took out Some Money and offered his teacher When the Old man Scolded him, 'You stupid man! You have grown old, gotten such a big car (LC ov the UN) but your brain is so Small.....'

Embarrassment for the teacher, eh?

All ov us were Moved by it when One ov my classmates said after Some silence, 'So sir you Pray that we also get Some Land Cruiser/Shand Cruiser.'

All ov us burst Laughing when KB Replied, embarrassing the guy, 'You Bloody Fool, by the Time you get a Land Cruiser, i will be flying up there in an Helicopter!'

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Vajih102 (Vajih102) 2014-12-09 21:51:28 +0500 #1724

I once happened to Reach Someone's house where he was Scolding his cousin ten years his Junior. Found out the guy (AB) was on the Landline Phone with his Friend and the communication went like:

Friend: Kya haal hai?
AB: Bas theek thak. Kya ho raha hai?
Friend: kuch khas nahin. tum kya karte rehte ho?

and before AB could answer, his younger cousin who was Secretly listening From the extension Replied,

'Bas yar, sara din pad marta rehta hoon!'

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ustaad_007 (ustaad_007) 2014-12-10 09:29:08 +0500 #1725

Once i went to meet my friend at his General Store, It was 10 in the morning approx, my friend was busy in opening the shop, a baba came and asked " Bund hai? (he was asking for a bun, a fruit bun like the DAWN Bread and Wonder Bread. etc), I thaught he is asking keh dukan band hai, ya khuli hai? I replied "Khuli hai" (Means shop khuli hai), he again asked "Bund hai"? Again i replied same. Then he got angry and shouted, "Ooooooo band band BAND chayieh", then my friend gave him a BUN. Then we both were laughing, when baba was gone.

shereabdullah (shereabdullah) 2014-12-10 10:14:03 +0500 #1726

i was shocked while reading this"bund ha?" n u told, khuli ha

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themann4u (themann4u) 2014-12-10 11:39:46 +0500 #1727

Hahaha mee too when the writer said bund hai aur then he said Haan khuli hai... Cant stop laughing XD

Huzaifa_Khalid (Huzaifa_Khalid) 2014-12-10 11:46:32 +0500 #1728

Gandi soch wly hazraat x'D

Vajih102 (Vajih102) 2014-12-11 23:41:46 +0500 #1729

I dislike receiving calls after ten p.m. and Surprisingly @sjehsan always used to call after eleven. Annoyed, one night i asked why he always calls Late as if it's discounted rates, so he said, 'Sir (he always calls me that) fark to shadi shuda bandoon ko parta hai. Aap to kunvaray hain, aap ko kya masla hai?' Buahahahahaha!

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sjehsan (sjehsan) 2014-12-12 03:26:19 +0500 #1730

hahah lol!!! ask any married guy here!!! am i wrong? lol!

VTI_5 (Abdul Rafay Gillani) 2014-12-13 08:52:10 +0500 #1731

I was in academy, Sir told us to come on Saturday for extra classes since we were having exams, he said everyone has to reach 12:00 PM sharp so I said "Sir mein 11:30 a jaon ga" and he replies "Kyun? Tum ne jharoo lagani hai?". I was left embarrassed in front of everyone.

dr3vil (Maalik ) 2014-12-13 09:49:35 +0500 #1732

Teachers pet

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VTI_5 (Abdul Rafay Gillani) 2014-12-13 10:11:41 +0500 #1733

All the teachers hate me and I'm proud B-) I can never be a teachers pet, when I see someone who is one, I tell them "Ye wo hi hai jis ne tumhaare marks kaate the"

ustaad_007 (ustaad_007) 2014-12-17 10:18:11 +0500 #1734

Is this thread also DEAD?

Xoofi (Xoofi) 2014-12-17 17:04:56 +0500 #1735

Today after returning from market, I realized that I got a bad currency note of Rs.1000 while dealing with some shopkeeper. Someone had wrote Pakistan Zindabad on Quaid-e-Azam's cap and then later scraped by saliva which made it look really torn..

So I phoned my banker friend who is working in National Bank. And told him, "Yaar hazar ke note per Quaid-e-Azam ki topi per kis ne kuch likh ker thook se mita dia hai.. kia ye change ho jaye ga?" He was like.."Acha ruko mai cash walay banday se puchta hoon"..

Then I hold the phone for a couple of minutes before he was available again.. I said, "Bata yaar iska agar kuch ho sakta hai". He said, "haan ho sakta hai". With a little hope, I asked him, "Kia ho sakta hai?". He said, "Quaid-e-Azam ko dusri topi pehna do" and then he burst out laughing... I could hear his colleagues also giggling in background.. I also had to join the laugh then

smileb4u (smileb4u) 2014-12-18 07:45:27 +0500 #1736

Xoofi:

Today after returning from market, I realized that I got a bad currency note of Rs.1000 while dealing with some shopkeeper. Someone had wrote Pakistan Zindabad on Quaid-e-Azam's cap and then later scraped by saliva which made it look really torn..

So I phoned my banker friend who is working in National Bank. And told him, "Yaar hazar ke note per Quaid-e-Azam ki topi per kis ne kuch likh ker thook se mita dia hai.. kia ye change ho jaye ga?" He was like.."Acha ruko mai cash walay banday se puchta hoon"..

Then I hold the phone for a couple of minutes before he was available again.. I said, "Bata yaar iska agar kuch ho sakta hai". He said, "haan ho sakta hai". With a little hope, I asked him, "Kia ho sakta hai?". He said, "Quaid-e-Azam ko dusri topi pehna do" and then he burst out laughing... I could hear his colleagues also giggling in background.. I also had to join the laugh then

@xoofi bro, if the note is not fake then it can be changed or exchanged from state bank soiled note section. If you get it done via broker he will give you 8 to 9 hundred instead of a thousand. The Quaid e Azam face has to be in correct condition.

awais.9 (awais Khalid ) 2014-12-18 09:39:00 +0500 #1737

i tried reading again n again but couldnt really understand, kya farak parta hai?

virgo-95 (virgo-95) 2014-12-18 13:13:30 +0500 #1738

pogo dekho bhai

awais.9 (awais Khalid ) 2014-12-18 17:12:52 +0500 #1739

@^
seems like u dont know urself how to explain LOL

Asifijaz (Asifijaz) 2014-12-19 04:26:58 +0500 #1740

Just received a whatsapp message... copying from there
That Awkward moment when you see a beautiful girl at a wedding and you are eying her when all of a sudden she shouts
"Neeee Bushra!!! Ammi noun puch boti waddi pani ae k nikki?"

sjehsan (sjehsan) 2014-12-19 04:57:26 +0500 #1741

hmmm let me explain with an examlpe!!!

Yesterday Evening i was about to leave office, when received a call from client, asking for Discount on our Quoted prices of some items.... as i was ready to leave i said i will call you back in 40 mints after checking the file ... i glanced at the file and checked that i have this much margin to offer and then i left for home (thinking i will call him, when i reach home). As soon as i reached home my Son was waiting for me at the door and i started to play with him and then dinner, when went to room, came to know my wife is not feeling well, so i have to manage the worker to finish the pending jobs and then something hit me on the mind that i am missing something....
ahhaaaa i have to call the client but it was 11:00 pm at the time.... so though to call in the morning!!!

called him today in the morning and he replied sorry sir, you didnt called at night, we have placed the order with other company, hum to kal raat ko project finalize ker k gaye thay!!!!

In short, when you have Family (i mean kids and wife) they are your Priorities and some times, i dont even take calls of friends, when i am with them!!!!