Embarrasing moments

[lazeez]

Happened to a friend. Sitting at a dhaaba sipping chai when a guy in a Mercedes parks and leaves the headlights on. This friend promptly goes up to him "uncle aap ki gari ki lights khuli reh gai hai", to which the uncle just smiles and walks away leaving him confused. The headlights had an auto timer and shut off a few seconds later.

[dr3vil]

when ur late for jummah namaz and sit where ever place u can find and ur sitting besides ur nemisis
when agay saf khali hai wala scene xomes on both of us go for it and stuck looking at each other embaracing face then i backed off and like aap agay chalen jayen

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[Spano]

Happened to a friend. Sitting at a dhaaba sipping chai when a guy in a Mercedes parks and leaves the headlights on. This friend promptly goes up to him "uncle aap ki gari ki lights khuli reh gai hai", to which the uncle just smiles and walks away leaving him confused. The headlights had an auto timer and shut off a few seconds later.

I have seen people who owns cars with auto lights off feature. They intentionally leave it on and enjoy when people tell them to turn it off.
I have seen few people to do it on 9th gen civic

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[COOLTAHIR]

I have seen people who owns cars with auto lights off feature. They intentionally leave it on and enjoy when people tell them to turn it off.
I have seen few people to do it on 9th gen civic

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Does 9th gen civic have this feature?

[Vajih102]

when ur late for jummah namaz and sit where ever place u can find and ur sitting besides ur nemisis
when agay saf khali hai wala scene xomes on both of us go for it and stuck looking at each other embaracing face then i backed off and like aap agay chalen jayen

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Vot are you trying to tell?

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[COOLTAHIR]

Vot are you trying to tell?

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He want to say that
When we go to offer jumma prayer
Their is alway alot of rush of namazi's when khutba gets ended and time of stranding up for prayer comes and automatically space for few more persons in every lane created so many people (namazi's) say bhai age ajao jaga pari hy
And suddenly you and other person goes to fill that step lol
And you both look at each others face in embracement as many people are seeing you live

[dr3vil]

He want to say that
When we go to offer jumma prayer
Their is alway alot of rush of namazi's when khutba gets ended and time of stranding up for prayer comes and automatically space for few more persons in every lane created so many people (namazi's) say bhai age ajao jaga pari hy
And suddenly you and other person goes to fill that step lol
And you both look at each others face in embracement as many people are seeing you live

exactly and there are some people who despise you un ma se ik banda wo other person ho whom u are trying to ingnore

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[Vajih102]

Thanks. Understood now.

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[ustaad_007]

When this Jumma Prayer thing happens, there is always a person who shouts loudly "AAGAY AJAO BHAI AAGAY AJAO", i have seen this type of person in every Masjid. :). But he says right, no offence to his words.

[shaikh229]

When this Jumma Prayer thing happens, there is always a person who shouts loudly "AAGAY AJAO BHAI AAGAY AJAO", i have seen this type of person in every Masjid. :). But he says right, no offence to his words.

But we should not raise our voices in masjid. Isharay se agay bulana chaiye logo ko

[crazies40]

Last week all of our staff(including a young lady) were having lunch together in office. All of us were making fun of one of our fat colleague,lets call him Mr.HU
One said,HU bhai ek br pedestal bridge se niche utr k aye,gari ka darwaza khola aur gir gye niche. Humne phr janewar k doc to bulaya,usne in k piche Beyl wala tickka ghusa dia to ye Aunnn...(in cow's voice) kr k uth gye.
I said,with a very low tone,wo tikka to nhi tha jo bhens ko lagate hyn to wo dhodh zyada deti hy?
i got muted but everybudy burst into laughter for a whole minute.. some left there seats holding there tummy.. some with tears in their eyes.. then few of them kicked me.. slapped me on my head.. i really got confused that whats wrong with them. as soon the girl left,manager said to me,be careful with ur statements when a girl is around.
i was like,WTF.. i didn't say anything ehhmm ehhmm..:o
after lunch that fat colleague of mine,with wicked smile,whispers in my ear,dhodh chahiye?

[z0haib]

^^ lol believe me its one of the most funny i have ever came across in this thread !!

[crazies40]

^^ lol believe me its one of the most funny i have ever came across in this thread !!

thanks bro,glad to know that:)
it is not a PG18 joke from my side.. but what can i do if listeners are dirty mind;)

[ustaad_007]

@shaikh229

Yes you are right brother, shouting is not allowed in masjid, even ZIKAR and TASBEEH should be in low voice.

[rajaumer96]

yes brother 9th gen civic have this feature

[saboor73]

Last week all of our staff(including a young lady) were having lunch together in office. All of us were making fun of one of our fat colleague,lets call him Mr.HU
One said,HU bhai ek br pedestal bridge se niche utr k aye,gari ka darwaza khola aur gir gye niche. Humne phr janewar k doc to bulaya,usne in k piche Beyl wala tickka ghusa dia to ye Aunnn...(in cow's voice) kr k uth gye.
I said,with a very low tone,wo tikka to nhi tha jo bhens ko lagate hyn to wo dhodh zyada deti hy?
i got muted but everybudy burst into laughter for a whole minute.. some left there seats holding there tummy.. some with tears in their eyes.. then few of them kicked me.. slapped me on my head.. i really got confused that whats wrong with them. as soon the girl left,manager said to me,be careful with ur statements when a girl is around.
i was like,WTF.. i didn't say anything ehhmm ehhmm..:o
after lunch that fat colleague of mine,with wicked smile,whispers in my ear,dhodh chahiye?

next time be careful

[usmanuetian]

Bump....

[themann4u]

That moment when a kid comes to u and calls u baba/abbu and her mother is embarrassingly looking at u.

[zeak]

The moment, when your neighbor is being trailed by an angry *****(dog), and you're watching him run as fast as he could and get away crazy, while you and your Bff are sitting in the car,witnessing the whole situation, laughing crazily together, and after a while when he returns (neighbor) you're just too embarrassed to ask him, what the hell he do with the dog and want to ask "you alright buddy" but can't because you just can't stop laughing. Lol.
EPIC EMBARRASSING MOMMENT.

[usmanuetian]

Upon asking the remaining monthly stock of my kid's pamper, I was bit surprised to know that it was more than I expected. Asked the reason, to which my wife replied "iss month may ny pampers ki hyper-milling ki hy"
:D:D

PS. My wife doesn't like the slower way I drive....