As for you my friend, sorry to hear about your plight. Hope you are feeling better, and unlike beglar who it turns out is a lefty, and hence learning to do certain things with his other hand, and has thus disappeared.
Repeat after me
I RAPTOR21, do solemnly swear that I am a Muslim and believe in the Unity and Oneness of Almighty Allah, the Books of Allah, the Holy Quran being the last of them, the Prophethood of Muhammad (peace be upon him) as the last of the Prophets and that there can be no Prophet after him, the Day of Judgment, and all the requirements and teachings of the Holy Quran and Sunnah:
That I will bear allegiance to only UncleKracker, on Pakwheels : That, I will perform my functions, honestly, to the best of my ability, faithfully in accordance with what UncleKracker says, which i believe will always be in my the interest , integrity, solidarity and well- being. That I will not allow my personal interest( the advice of genius83) to influence my conduct or my decisions and that i will in future try and resist the dark powers that genius83 wields:
That i bear true allegiance to UncleKracker's philosophy and thoughts, the core of which is to see Hamilton screwed every possible way, To see Ron Dennis caught with his pants down, Max Mosley caught while having another orgy, Bernie's wife taking all his money in divorce settlement, see the Ferrari cars return to winning ways only when Fernando Alonso joins what is actually a prancing Mule right now and makes it into the prancing horse again. That I wish to see the over-hyped Raikkonen indulge in more ice-cream and Vodka to help his exit from F1.
May Allah Almighty help and guide me (A'meen).