Time To Revive the thread A guy called me up for my relatives ride Mini Pajero. Sounded like a total jerk, said sir jee ajj gari dekhni hai. i said acha address likho. Then for 5 mins they kept exchanging phones saying yar tu address samajh, oye tu samajh :P. Finally after 5 mins a guy spoke up saying batain sir. i said likho. 123/1, he was like. Gee?, i repeated again 123/1, after 5 times of repeating One Two Three Obliggee Onee. He said acha ek do teen Upoon One -_- . Khair adhe ghante mein addreess likhne ke baad he came at 11 at the night. 3 Namoona's in a rickshaw.Car was parked near sea view and was black, So naturally it was covered with dew at night. The guy remarked, Sir gee yeh gadi pe diesal kyun spray kiya huaaa hai? . O bady pe diesal kyun mara hua hai . Showed him the finger and shooed him away.People r so amusing
you should have said it as
eik do teen bataa eik
oblique etc. sound like greek to them.
Aisay banday ko tou wesay ni lift krwani chaiye
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Once a guy came to inspect my car and after taking a test he said "ap ki gari tou heat up ho rahi hai gaskit kharab hai dekho sui beach mai aagai hai" -_- I told him car is perfectly fine its normal behaviour he replied "dekho bhai gari bechne k liye jhoot mat bolo" Then I show him the way out
I have seen people try to test engine temperature by touching the valve cover of a hot engine.
Haha haven't seen that but seen ppl saying "engine pani peh raha hai MATLAB acha hai :D" I told one friend of mine that its actually a bad thing and a sign of overcooling engine haha to which replied "mere 20 saal purane mechanic ne t.valve nikal tha aur gari ne pani pehna shuru kardiya tha wo hum se ziada janta hoga"
I have seen a dumba$$ mechanic touching the bonnet of a honda and saying is gari ki head gasket farig hay i asked him how he said iska bonnet itna garam hai to enjun me to agg lagii hogii and i felt like to slap him hard on his face so he can feel how hot was that. I donot know how these poos measure enjunn garmii with feel.
Formulae of Desi mechanicDuha (smoke) =ring fariqGaram injun= gaskut fariqCompression test angeroz k chuchele
what will they call if I do
leak down testoil pressure testinjector balance tests
and other normal procedures ???
Then they will call you a nutcase or a noob.
They say specifically, 'hum ko to tajarbay se hi pta lag jata hai, dekho issey jo machine laga kar check kar rha hai!'
Mechanic be like "Oh rahde kake injun ghoom raya si Sab set si"
yup - they did - but they also knew that I would solve their biggest eff ups.
some special kind of people who could identify jenyan chamber ki seal by looking at it.
or looking at nuts/bolts and saying jenyan fitting - kinaray saaf hain.
how stupid do you think others are? and what sort of cheapo worn out tools are being used that they dont have correct machining
And what about those who check if the engine is sealed (original) or not by just listening to the engine sound?
Sound of engine could tell each & every thing
lets take a 400,000 kms run suzuki mehran engine - in desi Pakistani maintenance fashion, it will sound like a can of rocks. No need to verify anything at all.
Its a jenyan sealed pack piece of 5chit
I remember my friend bought honda life and on my first ride I told him the noise from brake is not ABS noise as told by dealer and 20k driven car don't have such early brake disc replacement requirement. He did not beleive me at tht time but later he had to arrange them from khi
you replaced jenyan warped brakes, that is at least Rs 50,000/- depreciation right there
