Gali mein Larkay gappain laganay kay leay jab bike per bethain tow?

[mohsinwahhab]

Altaf bhai ke larkay hain?

Abey bhai altaf bhai key larkey to aik aik hath key nhe hotey gutka mawa main pori kha kha kar khatam hotey han bus party key dum per uchaltey han kabhi akela phadda nhe kartey 2,4 kutto ko sath mila kar kartey han jan to hoti nhe hai in men

[zia1288]

Apni bike ke sath aik bori latka dain, agay woh samjh jayen ge

[alonesam]

Poop and Bori thing rock,

I have a cousin in Karachi wo toh flat se hi galian deta hai aur larai bhi kr leta hai agr na maney koi toh, but osko koi acha nahi samajhta lekin bike cham cham rakhta hai wo apni...

[Farhansa]

I really get upset jab ye larkay bikes pe galyon me bethte hen. Kamar to hoti nahi. Kabhi kabhi to aik aik bike pe do beth jate hen. Ilaqay ke hen is liye mana karne ka dil bhi nahi hota ke bilawaja pangay na hon. Tell me the solution or its okay if they are sitting ?

Park your bike on double stand.

[Farhansa]

Apni bike ke sath aik bori latka dain, agay woh samjh jayen ge

very funny

[Talhadon]

Add a security system on your bike .... Keep it locked ,Whenever someone even try to touch it ,It will give alarm !
This will refrain people from even touching the bike ... !

I done the same thing for my CG

[Tabish1]

mana krny ka faeda nahi,, pakistani awam me pyar ki zabaan nahi smjti... koshish kro bike bech me khrahi kro.. 2 bikes hun unke bech me apki.. ya phr aik top cover buy kro.. sasta hota he 300rs ka .. usko bike pe dall do.. cover 2 din me ganda hjaega.. aur phir koe bhi cover utha kr to beth nahi skta..

[user-xxx]

Un se kaho,

Yar mainy abi apny byke ka stand weld karwa hy, is main problem hy is ka stand wali gaja jaldi toot jati hy....

[archon2001]

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[waqqasnasir]

Bhai ..... 2 nafal phrain.... aur ALLAH pak say Dua krain..

[Xoofi]

yr post remind me of old time when i use to park my car outside and boys from neighbor hood use to sit at night on trunk and bonnet.
i did one thing i put a old dirty cover on the top of the car but underneath the dirty cover i also put a clean cover so that car remain clean and that dirty cover smell like cat **** and plenty dust over it. this way they stopped sitting on my car :).

try this perhaps this will work for u. bike covers are quite cheap buy 2 of them, make 1 dirty with dust/little oil and grease and put on yr bike.

This is probably the best advice in this thread.

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[mansoor_qadir]

mana krny ka faeda nahi,, pakistani awam me pyar ki zabaan nahi smjti... koshish kro bike bech me khrahi kro.. 2 bikes hun unke bech me apki.. ya phr aik top cover buy kro.. sasta hota he 300rs ka .. usko bike pe dall do.. cover 2 din me ganda hjaega.. aur phir koe bhi cover utha kr to beth nahi skta..

yr post remind me of old time when i use to park my car outside and boys from neighbor hood use to sit at night on trunk and bonnet.
i did one thing i put a old dirty cover on the top of the car but underneath the dirty cover i also put a clean cover so that car remain clean and that dirty cover smell like cat **** and plenty dust over it. this way they stopped sitting on my car :).

try this perhaps this will work for u. bike covers are quite cheap buy 2 of them, make 1 dirty with dust/little oil and grease and put on yr bike.

Both are feasible

[Muhammad9876543]

One of the best answers. Infact the great answer

Bhai ..... 2 nafal phrain.... aur ALLAH pak say Dua krain..

And thank you all of you for taking time and suggesting.

[Massive_One]

Yaar siren se battery weak hojayegi....... tarpaal se har bar ki janjat barh jayegi...... bharm karanay se aapko pareshani hojayegi...... pyar se baat keroge tow shayad samjh na aye.

This is what I wud do: CARDBOARD POOP!

place one poop on your seat once or twice a week.......... roz roz mat kerna unko shak hojayega........
KAISA

LOL, hilarious idea..... genius ! "magar kocha hum ye sochti hai ye gaye (cow) deewar par charha kaisay ? " yar ye to apnay wo wala lateefa hi bana dia , ab wo larkay bhi sochein *** kay banda bike per poop kyon kerti hai akhir ? LOL

on a serious note, you can write down a "humble request" on a note print it out and put the sticker on your bike, let's c if those guys are from good families, they'd understand your respect for them and your love for your bike (cuz of course you are gonna mention both on the note that you respect them and obviously you love your bike so you humbly request them blah blah blah ) ...

Werna phir PLAN-B

[hellonloose]

You can use the cardboard poop concept or just take a very very very dirty cloth that you keep with you and just cover your seat with it when you get off. Cloth should only be large enough to cover the seat snugly. No one likes to sit on a dirty seat.

I really get upset jab ye larkay bikes pe galyon me bethte hen. Kamar to hoti nahi. Kabhi kabhi to aik aik bike pe do beth jate hen. Ilaqay ke hen is liye mana karne ka dil bhi nahi hota ke bilawaja pangay na hon. Tell me the solution or its okay if they are sitting ?

[Eur0_2]

aik ya b hll hai ..

[SyedMoazzam]

Electrify your bike with 200 volts of electricity(H)

[amjad635]

Electrify your bike with 200 volts of electricity(H)

phir larkay bijli choori karenge

[aximaxim]

LOL, hilarious idea..... genius ! "magar kocha hum ye sochti hai ye gaye (cow) deewar par charha kaisay ? " yar ye to apnay wo wala lateefa hi bana dia , ab wo larkay bhi sochein *** kay banda bike per poop kyon kerti hai akhir ? LOL

on a serious note, you can write down a "humble request" on a note print it out and put the sticker on your bike, let's c if those guys are from good families, they'd understand your respect for them and your love for your bike (cuz of course you are gonna mention both on the note that you respect them and obviously you love your bike so you humbly request them blah blah blah ) ...

Werna phir PLAN-B

It isn't suppose to look like human poop. Make is smaller.......dogz or cats poop...... werna human poop can also work........ what the owner has to do is a bit of acting.

When you see those guys........ just pass by them saying: "Yaar aaj pate mein buhat darr hai....... ainda Shaadi ka khana kam khao ga"
After that.....when they aint seeing..... place the poop on seat at the strategic location...... if you know what I mean....... You can either fashion regular poop or you can go for loose motion which in this case is more believable.

[Massive_One]

LOL @ strategic location ....

hey man, u r one heck ov a funny fella !