you disagree to the part that @kaaptaan got married or closing the thread koi nahi yaar kia hova agar apna @kaaptaan thora healthy hai par iss ka yeh matlab tu nahi k uss ki shaadi nahi ho sakte let me tell you guys lil bit of story of my office colleague, ahmed seems to be in same situation
so one of my office colleague got married like 4 months back or so, and about a week after his marriage i had to call him to discuss some of office matter and i asked " pa ki kidhr ho " he replied " chand par hoon, bari achi jagah hai " i then replied " beta aahista aahista neche aana shuru kar de, itne oonchai se aik dam gira na tu tere spare parts bhi nahi milin *** jitna tu hai "
moral of the story, if our kaaptaan didnt show up till eid, we will be selecting a new jamhuri kaaptaan