Here those ustad's have some holy love with Kabuli parts, and some fancy sayings:
pilug shaat lag rha hai.
tappet ki awaaz hai g.
20w50 dalo gari shor kum kar degi.
T-stat nikal do, gari garam nahi hogi.
Fan direct bhai jan, gari thandi rahegi.
Enjin kabli dalna parega, etc...
Those ustads jinhn ney bachpan say tools pakray hein, unko sirf unhi tools ka pata hai.
They are not mechanic, they have some tools and we and our cars are the test labs for them 
There's a thread on Pakwheel's for those ustads funny talks. Anyways, the only ustad I see 1perfect is puncture wala 