Hahahaa, Great topic, But May Allah keep us all away from these types of Accidents.
some 10 years back one of my friend went to get a kerosine oil/mitti ka tail in a 1 litre 7up bottle, when he is coming back to home one of our other friend caught him "wa bhai pori botal pee raha hai, mujhay to day" he gave him and he took a mounthful big sip, then realize it was some thing else. till now he is Alive with a one Wife. Hahaa.
Nice thing to share.
Regards