LOL , yeah , infact then me and my friends were instantly provided cold drinks , to cool us down 
it was mind-blowing ,
he asked me to swear upon ALLAH that i m telling the truth ,
i did ,
then he asked me , if i pray...
i said yes i do ,
then he asked me ..
quran mein kitnay "qul" hotay hain...
i said 4 ....
he asked me to name them....
i did......
and can you imagine what his response was......
" abay 4 nahi 5 qul hotay hain quran mein "
now this was the point that i ticked off.....
and i replied , ***** ke bachay abhi ruk tujhay batata hu kitnay qul hotay hain..... and then i made the call straight....