@Balmerbhoy...Great minds think alike...
There once were 3 doctors who got together once a year for golf and compared notes on their toughest surgical cases.
The first said he had a pianist come in with severed fingers. He stiched him back together and the pianist just released an album that sold a millionm copies.
The second said, "I can top that!"
An athlete came into my hospital with both legs sheared off in a terrible fall from a highrise building. After 14 hours of grueling surgery I got him back together and he won a silver medal in the olympics.
"That's nothing you guys!" Said the third good doctor:
I was in Texas when a man on a horse got hit by a passing train. All I had to work with was a horse's ass and a cowboy hat and now he's President of the United States of America!