Rocketman
I know an incident where a boy came to report his bicycle lost in a police station....
At first he asked Muncheee sir report likhwani hai
Muncheee: SABR KER OOOY NAZAR NAI AANDA PYA BUSY AAAN
Boy after 10 mins:Sir report likhoo.....
Munchee:Bool yar ki maseebat aye...
Ki hooya way...
Boy: Meri cycle choori ho gai hai....
Munchee: Kither say kon say rang ki thiii kesi dikhti thi...
Boy:Sir red color ki thii, Sadar bazaar say uthaii gay hai...
Munchee: ooooye kya kertay hoo tum ....
Boy: Sir welding ka kaam kerta hun...
Munchee:Kitnay ki hoo gii cycle...
Boy:sir 5000Rs tak ki hai....
Munchee: oooye Tum welding ka kaam kertay hoo or 5000rs ki cycle rakhiii hue hai oye choori ki thi tum nay cycle.....
Munchee: ooooye Rasheed (Clerk in the PS)Check ker yaar ek cycle choori hoe si 1 haftay pehlay oo cycle tay nai...
Boy: sir mari apni cycle thii
Munchee: oooye choori ki cycle thi....
Boy: Nai sir nai thi meri apni thi
Munchee: Band ker doon ga tumain bi choori kay case main chal dooor....
I mean the boy had to pay police wala 100rs to get his neck saved instead of getting his cycle back...
I think you dont want to get in this trouble...
Max...