Namak Mirchi Club Of Pakwheels Part 7

[KamranAslam]

Yesterday 5:45pm I.I Chundrigar Road.

We are busy making our rooms better, but not the house.

Long-back mentioned by Meer, and it still exists, - makes me to relax for a moment :)

[I]Baare Dunya Main Raho Gham Zada Ya Shaad Raho
Aisa Kuch Karke Chalo Yaan Ke Buhat Yaad Raho

Ishq Peeche Ki Tarah Husn Giraftari Hai
Loothf Kiya Saro Ke Manand Gar Aazad Raho

Hum Ko Deewangi Shehron Hee Main Khush Aati Hai
Dhast Main Kays Raho , Koh Main Farhad Raho

Woh Giraan Khuwaab Jo Hai Naaz Ka Apne So Hai
Daad Bay Daad Raho Shab Ko Ke Faryaad Raho

Meer Mil Mil Ke Buhat Khush Hoye Tum Se Pyare
Iss Kharabay Main Meri Jaan Tum Aabaad Raho [/I]

[DrUsmanNawaz]

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[DrUsmanNawaz]

[DrUsmanNawaz]

[DrUsmanNawaz]

[DrUsmanNawaz]

All four of above are love of my childhood....

[asadi13]

All four of above are love of my childhood....

Exactly bro, best shows of all tyme

[KamranAslam]

All four of above are love of my childhood....

Exactly bro, best shows of all tyme

The good old days.

Most of the time I fear my kids they don't get to enjoy the time like I/we use to do in our school days and home.

TV, school projects, sports days, exams, holidays to Village in Gujranwala, charm of buying new car/bike/cloths/shoes

I tell my wife that all these modern equip/techniques are not giving my kid the actual knowledge she/he needs to learn and observe from these books.

wife replys: Kamran you are thinking too farr they are just kids now (A)

[KamranAslam]

[KamranAslam]

[KamranAslam]

HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND IRRITATE PEOPLE (WHEN YOU HAVE BABIES)

WHEN you first have a baby your friends are great. They come to see you with bucket loads of cuddly toys and coo over your bundle of joy. They will offer to babysit ?whenever you need a break? and refer to themselves as Aunty/Uncle?.
Enjoy this for about three weeks.
Then the honeymoon is well and truly over.

HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND IRRITATE PEOPLE (WHEN YOU HAVE BABIES).

1) Do not go out in the evening.

2) Do not go out before 10am.

3) Never arrive anywhere on time.

4) Blame everything on teething. Tantrums, crying, lateness, missing appointments, unruly behaviour, tiredness, vomiting, weeing on the floor. I am pretty sure if World War Three started tomorrow somehow it would be due to teething.

5) Don?t go anywhere later than 5pm. If you do go out always make sure you are back by 5pm.

6) Post the following pictures on Facebook: (then keep checking to see how many likes they get).

a) Your baby smiling.

b) Your baby with food all over her/his face.

c) Your baby in adult?s sunglasses.

d) Your baby asleep with the caption. ?She is so cute ? when she is asleep!?

7) Make sure your Facebook status updates are about how your babies are sleeping, not sleeping, walking, talking or have just had a **** so big it leaked out of their nappy.

8) Always fail to notice that the traffic lights have changed to green because the baby screams every time you stop the car and it is a little distracting.

9) Ensure your child screams loudly at all of your male friends.

10) THE THREE Ps. Puke, pee and poo. Ensure your baby deposits one, or ideally all of the above on your friends whenever they visit.

11) When meeting up with your non-parent friends make your children call them aunty/uncle so that they feel pressure to babysit/buy them presents/be nice to them etc.

12) Don?t answer the phone.

13) If you do manage to answer the phone, talk for just a few seconds before a) your toddler grabs the phone and hangs up or b) you have to go and tend to a baby.

14) Take at least three days to reply to a text message.

15) Forget to lock your mobile so that your toddler can accidentally call your friends at 5am in the morning.

16) If you do EVER manage to meet up with friends make sure you interrupt the conversation every two minutes to retrieve your child from the table/behind the counter/other people?s chairs, sniff the baby?s nappy or go and change the baby.

17) Then get your friend to hold the baby ?for a minute? while you nip to the toilet then DO NOT retrieve the baby for at least half an hour.

18) Just when you start to become a little less irritating ? have another baby.

[huraiz]

Didn't recognise her till I saw last photo.she is looking good.

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[asadi13]

[butwhy]

Didn't recognise her till I saw last photo.she is looking good.

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I still cant recognize her, need to see more

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