1.What is Kamran Akmal's favourite pick up line? 'Can I drop you somewhere?'
2.Kamran Akmal is such a bad wicket keeper, he can't even catch a flu. Not even if he stood naked in sub zero temperatures in Siberia!
3.What do Kamran Akmal and Michael Jackson have in common? Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
4.In pin drop silence, guess who drops the pin? Kamran Akmal!
5.Kamran Akmal house is every robber's dream, because he will never be able to catch them.
6.Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus!
7.Maybe Kamran Akmal would have been a better wicket keeper if his hands were as big as his teeth.
8.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal.
9.Why is Umar Akmal the best batsman in the Akmal family? Because he got the most chance to bat in the back yard as Kamran Akmal kept dropping him.
10.What do Kamran Akmal and a funnel have in common? Both let things through easily.
11.It's time to drop Kamran Akmal so he knows how the ball feels.
12.It's Ross Taylor's birthday! Shoaib Akhtar delivered the cake, Abdul Razzaq the candles, and Kamran Akmal blew them.
13.Kamran Akmal will make a very good footballer because he will never be required to use his hands to catch the ball.
14.Ever wondered how the third best wicket keeper in the Akmal family is the first choice wicket keeper in the country?
15.If a movie were to be made starring Kamran Akmal, it title would be 'The one who dropped the ball'.
16.If Pakistan wins the Cup somehow, Afridi will hesitate before he hands it over to Kamran.. (He may drop that too)
17.What is the one thing that Kamran Akmal is really good at? Clapping! Because he's always eager to put his hands together before the ball reaches him.
18. Kamran Akmal's favorite song " Drop it like its hot"
19. Kamran's wife always hold their baby in arms because kamran would drop him as well
