Pakwheels Clich'es

[UsmanAnsari]

claiming 0-100 figures for a 1000cc CNG'ed vehicle should also be considered

[Ducati]

And the people who post 0-100 times far better than even the best of manufacturers claims for their stock vehicals "hey guys see my factory X5 doing 0-100 in 2 seconds !"

[devilzz1]

Everything else was being confirmed except the point number 10 so here i am confirming this point as well :):)

[internal_auditor]

And the famous thousand of honda v toyota threads and at the end no conclusion.

'I want to buy a car Toyota XLi or Honda City' lol

[bango]

The ''EVERYONE AGREES WITH STORM'' syndrome

Whatever @Storm says, is a rule.

Funny but myself being guilty of doing it a number of times, I just felt like mentioning here as well.

@Taz - Totally. I mean ''Guess this car'' was a simple game with its real essence in guessing the car. Now it has just become a race of posting the most difficult puzzle.

People post the tip of a car's keys and ask everyone to guess the car, and a series of wild guesses starts rightaway..to which the Posters sits, enjoys and boasts with pride that he has posted something no one can guess.

The way things are going, I won't be surprised to see a photo of a totally unkown dude with a caption ''guess which car he owns"

[Storm]

The ''EVERYONE AGREES WITH STORM'' syndrome

Whatever @Storm says, is a rule.

storms an idiot who doesn't know sh*t about cars or anything else,.. he's just been lucky that racerF1 has been offline all this time...

[shahid217]

I've been a silent observer on this community for years... Here's one from my side:

Suzuki Phobia:

Now almost every person here who owns SPECIFICALLY a Honda or Toyota branded car feels his responsibility to yell in each thread created against Suzuki.

Surprisingly enough the members who own a genuine sports car (not a modified version of Civic 95-2000) doesn't have to say anything about that. They damn care whether one is buying Toyota or Suzuki, to them BOTH ARE THE SAME...

[shahid217]

Here's another one:

"EVEN MY 2000 CIVIC CAN BEAT HIM"

EXP: A guy has posted a video in which a turbo car ripping out another twin turbo car in a 1/4 mile drag race.

Here comes the...
Member 1: "EVEN MY 2000 CIVIC CAN BEAT HIM"

Member 2: Ok then give me a call at 1234567890 and see how good your car is.

Member 1: My Civic is one of its kind in Pakistan, it has got

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And the list goes on like hell...

[saadzae92]

ahahahahah! nice effort by the poster. i'll do the regular cliche thing and post about some cliches that get missed.
now don't get me started on cliches particularly about "PESHAWAR" :o

now henceforth we will call it the peshawar cliche.
PESHAWAR CLICHE

now i have came across alot of threads in my limited time on pakwheels but it is very funny the silly misconceptions that peshawar and the people get surrounded by on pakwheels

first of all that it is not a part of pakistan and is inhabited by talibans and smugglers ( the current situation has brightened that image further).

I mean if an item came from peshawar "must be stolen property and things like chori ka maal". has to be smuggled if it came from peshawar:P

and car engines and parts are super dirt cheap, shoba substitutes as the junkyard where you find Japanese touring car and Group A Racing Engines.(again super cheap)

also the shopkeepers will say "X" amount of money for an item and will settle for exactly the 1/85th of that price along with a packet of naswaar.

a toyota Hilux 4WD SSR is our traditional vehicle passed down from generations.

thank you

[bango]

You missed the biggest cliche about peshawar

Though I'm not sure if it is a misconception or not...and I would NOT want to find out

[RetardedBuddy]

You missed the biggest cliche about peshawar

Though I'm not sure if it is a misconception or not...and I would NOT want to find out

LOL

What i see in most cases is that a number of users follow the general trend in a thread... and others totally go against the norm.. Strange

[hunnyahmed]

The ''EVERYONE AGREES WITH STORM'' syndrome

Whatever @Storm says, is a rule. "

That's true!!!

[doubletrouble]

nice observation mate ....somethings are just habitual like ''bro'
some serious brains put in:) ..

[internal_auditor]

'My 100/1000 days completed'

[Porsche_Maker]

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As in awesome – this along with ‘’wow’’, ‘’lol dude’’, and other exclamation expressions are used by surfers to announce their existence on this website..plus there’s a secret race for the ‘’top reply poster’’ going on at Pakwheels, and they have to win that.

[UsmanAnsari]

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[Cylestyne]

storms an idiot who doesn't know sh*t about cars or anything else,.. he's just been lucky that racerF1 has been offline all this time.

I see racerf1 is using storm's ID ... tsk tsk

[Cylestyne]

sellers who put up a vague add and then say "contact me"

lets not forget our "closet commercial sellers" who report posts from other "closet commercial sellers" ... professional jealousy? lol

[Beautiful_Soul]

A really nice and entertaining post after a very long time. Good work Bango

Gene Experts : These are the people who can prove from looking at the post whether the member is a female or not and are ready to kill if somebody doesn't agree with them.

Grammar/Spelling Freaks: These people suffer panic attacks whenever they see a spelling/grammatical error and its their utmost responsibility to correct and declare the other person loser

The DIY Syndrome: You have put a new sticker on your car all by yourself wow thats amazing let the whole world know you can do it and ask others to rate your expertise

[2468]

I am still confuse about the Gene ^^