Pakwheels Clich'es

[Carsrus]

How about the

Rate My (Insert Supercar Here)

that always turns out to be a diecast or an RC?

[KKNIAZI]

Lovely thread
"How did I miss that"

My '2 Cents',

1) "Location Syndrome"
People with multiple location e.g. Karachi/California (probably they even wouldnt know that its a state) and above all who cares whether you are in Gawalmandi/Ghakarhmandi or GreenWICH, you dont have to prove that you have Western or ME Connections

2) "Title Syndrome"
DR. Ghareeb ALI, Capt. Fakir Shami or Col. Daulat Khan, I dont give a Flying F what your next door neighbour (on your face) calls you, FFS just come here, spit out your cry and leave.
Its once some Major's Biatch in a long queue behind me "Dekhein Hum Army walon ko bhi itni lambi line mein lugna purhta hai", I fed her well with my Taxpayer rant.

Thats my EXACTLY 2 CENTS,

Bango! thanks for enlightening me on BUMP, I would have never guessed it in million years.

Cheers,
Kaleem

[kalia]

Well said Kaleem, and great observation since the double locus syndrome has very recently become noticeable.

- 34-14-2035- Guess this zxdfajd cliche.

A noble pakwheeler goes to Google, finds a blog for car pics and/or parts on the 23843249th page and uploads a pic for some Indiana Jones style treasure hunt on PakWheels. Winner would get a Neelam Ghar style Virtual award worth not more than 200 rupees. Some PW fanatics go to great lengths to search that part/car. From the great investigative skills of PWers on such threads, I am inclined to post half a pic of the underside of tuner knob on my FX 84 radio and see how many so to speak super car owners aren't actually.......

- Bango special avatars no more cliche.

Latestttttttttttttttttt cliche that is expected to slash PW visitors especially Bango fans. Not saying its a bad change, but just a guess. Hoping i'm proven wrong on this.

Lovely thread
"How did I miss that"

My '2 Cents',

1) "Location Syndrome"
People with multiple location e.g. Karachi/California (probably they even wouldnt know that its a state) and above all who cares whether you are in Gawalmandi/Ghakarhmandi or GreenWICH, you dont have to prove that you have Western or ME Connections

2) "Title Syndrome"
DR. Ghareeb ALI, Capt. Fakir Shami or Col. Daulat Khan, I dont give a Flying F what your next door neighbour (on your face) calls you, FFS just come here, spit out your cry and leave.
Its once some Major's Biatch in a long queue behind me "Dekhein Hum Army walon ko bhi itni lambi line mein lugna purhta hai", I fed her well with my Taxpayer rant.

Thats my EXACTLY 2 CENTS,

Bango! thanks for enlightening me on BUMP, I would have never guessed it in million years.

Cheers,
Kaleem

[bango]

@Niazi and Kaalia! Awesome observation, and very eloquently put.

The VERSUS Cliche

This is the latest clich'e on PW. You close your eyes, think of any two random makes and models, open pakwheels and make a thread about their comparison in a drag race.

Example:
Can a City 1.3 smoke a Civic 1.8? (Don't forget the word "smoke", Mark Vincent (Vin Diesel) used it, you just HAVE to follow)

The funniest part is generally, those cars belong to totally different displacement/tech categories. What's even funnier is taking drag race a benchmark for choosing "family sedans" with under 2L displacement. Ha Ha!

[qwertypoiu]

Member thinking new member old member syndrome.
other words being a SMART a$$

[panicslayer]

What about "+1" syndrome

[asad_scorpio21]

What about "+1" syndrome

+1

[daniyalahmad]

What about "+1" syndrome

+2

[panicslayer]

Almost 99.99% of PWers among more than a million members have "petrol driven" cars. 98.99% of those own a car that has never "smelled" CNG, rest 1% is the class (Read "What a class") who own CNG fitted cars but they have never used CNG for the last 8 months because u know, it become underpowered and doesn't respond exactly on race tracks.

Thank GOD all every Pakistani is not a Pakwheeler otherwise CNG station owners might have died hungry.

[Born2Race]

a new '+1.25', '+.625', '12321.19109213' syndrome has been seen on pw recently

[asad_scorpio21]

There is some confused Mods , they advise members not to spoil Namak Mirchi club with chit chat , so they merged chit chat posts in their Chit Chat thread , in Chit chat they again advise dont fight in chit chat , if u want fight than plz go to Fight thread , after that they merged posts from Fight Thread to in Chit Chat thread and Fight thread got closed , so in last they merge posts from Chit chat Thread to again in Namak Mirchi Club ,
Mods r still confused , wat to do :S

[panicslayer]

MODs are not confused, infact members are who don't know where to fight, where to chat and where to namak mirchi. And mods therefore, keep on merging, undo merging things for the members ease

[asad_scorpio21]

MODs are not confused, infact members are who don't know where to fight, where to chat and where to namak mirchi. And mods therefore, keep on merging, undo merging things for the members ease

then why Mods closed Fight thread as well as chit chat thread

[panicslayer]

then why Mods closed Fight thread as well as chit chat thread

I think i have explained everything. No need to create a question out of question Let get back to the topic, otherwise mods will come here and kill me

[kalia]

• Fear of Mods Cliche

Didn't have to go far to catch this one.

Edit: I hit my fifty. Better fly to Edgbaston tomorrow.

I think i have explained everything. No need to create a question out of question Let get back to the topic, otherwise mods will come here and kill me

[asad_scorpio21]

There is some very beautiful , attractive Ids , which neither related to Person's name nor some wheel/autos based . i.e Trueeye , bango , Toofan-e-Batamizi , retaredbuddy, panicslayer , davilslayer , Oodbalaw , Vcheng, Libra and many more

[asad_scorpio21]

Storm, after creation of suspense for Female Mod among members , gone for vacations. here members still stucked in guessing , who could be the female mod , is that vchenge or toofan-e-badtamezi???? :S
when this secret would be solved ???

[umair000]

Storm, after creation of suspense for Female Mod among members , gone for vacations. here members still stucked in guessing , who could be the female mod , is that vchenge or toofan-e-badtamezi???? :S
when this secret would be solved ???

none is a female mod here sir bango smokes cigarrates so hes a guy - toofane-batameezi has a khyber and told he has a busy schedule so cant service it or stuff !! Vcheng is a guy and u know tht too

[asad_scorpio21]

none is a female mod here sir bango smokes cigarrates so hes a guy - toofane-batameezi has a khyber and told he has a busy schedule so cant service it or stuff !! Vcheng is a guy and u know tht too

but we r still willing to see some female mod bus dil ko to tassali di ja sakti hai na

[RetardedBuddy]

none is a female mod here sir bango smokes cigarrates so hes a guy - toofane-batameezi has a khyber and told he has a busy schedule so cant service it or stuff !! Vcheng is a guy and u know tht too

Oh come on... I can't believe you haven't a chick smoking...

And all the cliches have been discussed. There is ofcourse the "you have no life" cliche but that is pretty common all over the internet