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[OmerArshad]

What a woman says, what she really means:
? I need=I want
? We need=I want
? It's your decision=The correct decision should be obvious by now
? Do whatever you want=You are going to pay for this later
? We need to talk=I need to complain
? Sure...go ahead=I don't want you to
? I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron!
? You're so manly=You need a shave and you sweat a lot
? You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you ever think about?
? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!=I have a severe case of PMS
? Be romantic, turn out the lights=I have flabby thighs
? This kitchen is so inconvenient=I want a new house
? I want new curtains=I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
? I need new shoes=the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
? I heard a noise=I noticed you were almost asleep
? Do you love me?=I'm going to ask for something expensive
? How much do you love me?=I did something today you're really going to hate
? I'll be ready in a minute=Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
? Is my butt fat?=Tell me I'm beautiful
? You have to learn to communicate=Just agree with me
? Are you listening to me?=Too late, you're dead
? Yes=No
? No=No
? Maybe=No
? I'm sorry=You'll be sorry
? I was wrong=Not as wrong as you
? Do you like this recipe?=It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
? Was that the baby?=Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
? I'm not yelling!=Of course I'm yelling, this is important!

What a man says, what he really means:
? I'm hungry=I'm hungry
? I'm tired=I'm tired
? Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd eventually like to have sex with you
? Can I take you out to dinner?=I'd eventually like to have sex with you
? Would you like to dance?=I'd eventually like to have sex with you
? Can I call you sometime?=I'd eventually like to have sex with you
? Nice dress!=Nice cleavage!
? You look tense, let me give you a massage=I want to fondle you
? What's wrong?=What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
? You look upset=I guess sex tonight is out of the question
? Yes, I love your new hairstyle=I liked it better before
? Yes, your haircut looks good=$50 and it doesn't even look different!
? I like the first dress you tried on better=Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!

[levin]

good one..omer
and quite handy too for consultation when you dont know where to go for help!

[OmerArshad]

@ Levin : Thanks

some more

The Equation:

7 Glance=1 Smile

7 Smile=1 Meeting

7 Meeting=1 Kiss

7 Kisses=1 Proposal

7 Proposal=1 Marriage -

And that 1 Bloody marriage has 77777 problems.

So beware of glance!

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Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 be a pilot.

Vinod: I want 2 be a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 be a good mother.

Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

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Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!

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Liar:

A man is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of
AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom

[Salarzae]

@ALL

LOLZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I lost count of nicks all the time..... when I want to xpress myself....!!!!