you reminded me of a close freind of mine, he was a nice guy but very special.. He was a genius in his work which was plumbing in C but absolutely bonkers in everything else. One day he calls me at 10:40 PM saying that his car is in trouble and wont start. (he drove an auto cuore)
Freind: Hello.... yaar garri mein battery ki light aarahee hai
me: headlights off karke chalao aur ghar pohanch jaao ya kissi freind ke ghar pe park kardo
freind - chal nahin rahe hai
me - acha, lights waghera jal rahee hain
freind - haan - magar start nahin horahee hai
me - hmm, koi sound arahee hai jab start kar rahe ho
freind - nahin - bilkul khamosh hai
me - bonnet khol ke battery terminals haath se hilao loose to nahin hai
freind - after a while - sab tight hai
me - hmm,, gear lever chalao (Im guessing the NSS went cuckoo)
freind - start hogayee
me - gear lever switch ka masla lagraha hai
freind - acha- mein ne D se P pe move kiya aur engine start hogaya
me - doob maro - (%^$#$#) aqal ghaas khaney chalee jatee hai tumharee
This phone call was 25 minutes long - :mad: