Sorry for the late reply but I was busy with the gruelling task of making a midnight dinner followed by the much more gruelling task of consuming it!! (Is that my tummy rumbling??)
I will post a nice long reply after I post this brand new joke that I just came up with:
Dr Asad is lucky enough to be called for an interview for a job at a London hospital. He goes in and takes the interview and at the end asks the interviewer:
Asad: ''So sir did I make it??''
Interviewer: ''Im afraid not. The last candidate from India was just much more better and answered all the questions correct to the dot. I just have to give him this job.''
Asad: ''But sir I protest!!! Dont you know that some 50 plus years ago when the subcontinent was divided, the Indians got the ILLEGAL share and ALL the hospitals!!! You see we had to start from scratch and that is why our hospitals and thus our doctors have remained years behind!!!''
Ill leave people to only imagine what the reaction of the interviewer was!!!
Regards.
PS: My main reply coming in a few minutes. Stay tuned!!