mai awara houn, mai suke putuo ki tara apnee zindagee luta ta ra
@PortageHum awara or aap barah bhai, lol!
sharif logon ka sooh nah wakth hai,
cholo mai buka banglee akle khana kha ra houn
Family kahan hai?
racer bhai oh mere pyree bhai....... ghreeb admee houn, roziee kumnee ke leyee muj ko kia kia kerna perta hai,muj ko malum family tu ghar pae aur mai kuanm pae, you know how life is here......LMAO
SAhee hai sahee hai.
Laga rahoo.
Enjoy Life
i am 25 have MASHALLAH ONE SON.
35 main shadi . abhi 55 years ka hion ga . zaroor mera andaza sahee hia
O bhai 55 ke hoi mere dushmun aup ne ghlut calculation ke hai my year of birth is 57, mae ki krun ram muje budha mil gya
mai boooth chotta dood peta bacha houn ustaad
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Agar apna samjho,to hi bataana,
Bhool ho humse,to samjhaana,
Samjho jo haq,to jataana,
Ki hai jo Dosti to,dil se nibhaana.
JANAAB AAP KA SHER PADHNA BHI KHOOB HAI,PADHTE HO MEHMOOD JAHAAN MEHBOOB HAI.
Hasino ne hasin bankar gunaah kiya,Auron ko to theek hum ko bhi tabaah kiya,Pesh kiya jab gazlon mein unki bewafai ko,Auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya.
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,Par kuch khaas nahi hua,Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha,Par afsoss ke loan pass nahi hua.
lolzzzz... sohail bhai @ oxford=bail gari :D:D
@libraAfter you post I had this on my mind all day, now its my turn yum yum oh its so good,AL-HAMDO-LILLAH
Gooda gooda..
No bhai I thankyou for telling me, I was so hungry I cant focus what I tyeped once again thanks bhai, aup kesi baath kurtain hain bura manee ka bhai, I want you to correct me thanks again, mai abi tuk khana ka rau houn, yaar mera peth jo hai na wo lalu keth hai LOL
