Customer: Yar yeh dekhna Headlights aur power windows dim aur slow hogayeen hain...
Mechanic: Sir yeh Toyota Hiace wala relay lagwale. Aisay chalegi jaisay brand new.
Customer: Yar yeh gari ka fan slow chal raha hai?
Mechanic: Sir yeh Hiace ka relay lagwale zabardast chalega.
Customer: Yar gari heatup ho rahi hai zara check karna...
Mechanic: after hugging the engine and revving it to red line for couple of seconds... Sir iska head phase hoga.
Customer: do din pehle hi tu phase karwaya tha.
Mechanic: Sir phir matlab engine open hoga. Yeh sunain awaz bhi arahi hai qarak qarak ki race k time pe. Iska matlab iskay piston jagah bana gaye hain sir.
Customer: Yar garmiyaan arahi hain fan tu direct kardo.
Mechanic: Yes sir yes, woh Hamaray jannaywalay wohi Haan wohi wohi unki Gari mein bhi yahi masla tha, maine direct kiya aur aaj tak kasam sai aaj tak gari mein koi masla nahin aya. 3 saal hogaye hain Gari kabhi garam nahin hoi. C k uper kanta jata hi nahin full garmi aur AC on par.