A khocha came yesterday to inspect
He offered 975k after REAL CLOSE observation. Kehta hai 'ham to motor uthata hay aur aagay de deta hay, 50,60 bacha leta hay"...
Maine bola chacha ji meter reverse se hatt k baat karo thori to tum 2 lakh bachaye gi 50 hazar nahe 
He went away with a bad taste in mouth.