Pehle to:
Dhurr Fitte munh. :-!
Now, a few suggestions:
1)Wake Up from the apparent sleep.
2) Accept the fact that satisfying yourself by improvising stories based upon encounters with girls is a failure. (Learn something else for satisfaction).
3) Realize the fact that you are making fun of yourself.
4) Understand that you can't actually fool a lot of people by making fake IDs.
5) Review your threads and Kill yourself.