A Couple of Questions

[Storm]

1. Why does the petrol needle not move on my CNG car no matter how much i drive it?

2. Why do the brakes make so much noise and smoke when I drive with the handbrake up?

3. Why do the doors keep opening when I pull the door handle?

4. Why do my wipers make noise ever time I use them without water?

5. When does Vtec activate in land cruiser diesel?

6. My mehran is lighter than a bugatti, why is it slower?

7. I have type-r R stickers on my car but it doesn't feel faster

8. Does the corolla 2.0D saloon have a 20V engine?

9. Will my diesel car be faster if I use 100% high octane?

10. Why is it that i can do easily hit 60 in my street but can't break 100 on the motorway?

11. In Europe oils have cleaning agents, so why did my engine seize after i put sweep in my oil?

12. Can I fit 20's to my mehran

13. Can I lower my car by parking it in a ditch?

14. How come my superturbonitroinjected civics meter is only till 240?

15. Will a bodykit make my car faster?

16. Should I diet to improve my cars power to weight ratio?

17. Can auto coure beat ferrari in a race in pindi traffic?

18. I'm only asking for 12 lacks for my white 1996 mehran with CNG, why won't it sell??

19. How to fit 49 inch plasma screen on my cherry’s dashboard

20. What size are the pakwheels?

21. how can i fit a V8 in my FX?

[civic99]

hahaha lolz

[civic99]

yaar storm bhai ... u are always online at night time till early morning ... dont you have work next day ? hehe

[Storm]

jokes aside some of these are based on PW posts and replies.... hence my helmet!

@civic99
i'm on the night shift at my company

[civic99]

ahh so you are at work while on pw everyday ...

thats nice

so what do you do for a living if i may ask

[HanifBhatti]

(y) (y) Zabardast

[Storm]

22. instead of wax can i use cooking oil?

@civic99
I sell oil & gas equipment (i handle the late night correspordances from our suppliers abroad so that our clients get instant replies and updates)

[Storm]

23. Should i fit 4 tip plugs in my hilux D4D?

[HanifBhatti]

@Storm
7. I have type-r R stickers on my car but it doesn't feel faster
I have a BMW Type-R, Why is it slow?

[LOGAS]

@strom........................

You are quit right Two days back I got terrible flu and was sitting on my computer, thinking in same way that should I post my condition and ask for the solutions on PW and also tell the ppl that how many times I sneeze and how do I feel

Few post are really :)..........one cant stop to post a funny reply.

[u4usman4u]

LOLZ.

[Storm]

@LOGAS
thank you sir, i just wanted to make the late night forums a bit more light hearted.

@u4usman4u
pretty much all of them, if you read some of the questions over time you'll get so frustrated and will want to reply in a bad way but that wouldn't be cool (afterall we are here to help each other). So i just thought i'd vent out some of that frustration by posting a few non-sensical questions instead.

@all
feel free to add to the list

[okaraboy]

@storm

I can help ppl with the last question,but after that they have to sit on the roof to drive their FXs.

Believe me it will go like ROCKET. LOL

[Storm]

24. should i buy coure or range rover?

[okaraboy]

not much different just go for Coure.

[Storm]

25. can i fit real ostrich skin seats to my bolan? where from?

[Konichiwa]

@Storm
hahahaha(Y)(Y) nice!and yet true
ROTFLMAO! @superturbonitroinjectedahhahahaha

[TypeA]

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[zia1288]

26. How much power will my Mehran give with TURBO???

[CrashD]

which is better ALTO OR MEHRAN?