couple of non-wheels stupid conversations:
"I want to buy a dress to put on around the house."
"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"
"What are you going to be when you graduate?"
"An old man"
"I spent three years in college taking medicine."
"Are you well now?"
"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear
and out the other."
"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."
"May I hold your hand?"
"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."
"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"
"No, you'll have to walk"
"I have changed! my mind."
Thank heaven! Does it work better now?"
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
