This reply for sure needed a separate post.
ajayen bhui ajayen ... han, to kya farmaya apne ?
hum yahan k badmaash hain ?
chacha ji, ap beshak yahan k badmash hon ge, lekin ek bat achi tarhan samajh lain, main akela nahi aaya, banday le k aya hun
(han bhui saray banday, give me the acknowledgment)
shayad umar bhai ne pehle hi koi intezam kar rakha hai k ap k liye, isiliye apko warning b dedi hai k 'bhai land to aou jee, baki bat udhar hi hogi' 
raha apka sawal k kon hai woh banda ?
iska jawab yeh hai k filhal main thori dheel de raha hun ... k woh bhai sahab apne ap ko sudhaar lain, warna north or south dono us bande k aise pechay parengay ... k woh jahan chahay bhagay, uske pechay log arahe honge, lahore me to wese hi kher nahi, islamabad me b banday maujood hain, gujrat me b banda betha hai, or karachi me to umar bhai hi kafi hain 