Thanks V1 UG. U are gonna get me some quality stuff real soon though. 
Currently, Saving some :-$, u know. cz every time I wash n wax the car, the story goes something like this:
Dopeher ka time. Detailer k mum n dad sleeping.
Detailer finds :* time to give to the car.
Quickly gives the car a thorough session. Looks at the blingy blingy. ladooo phoot'tay dil k saath ja kr parhai krne beth jata hai.
After sometimes, dad wakes up and comes along, sees the car, expressions are like : :* wah puttar, chaa gya. wah.:* keep up the good work. :* u make ur daddy proud. :* Gonna buy u whatever u want, inshAllah. :*
Detailer is driven crazy happy.
Then detailer ki mum wakes up, sees the wet floor, clean car.
Expressions: :mad: kia kiya ye? :mad: Parhtay nahi ho na? :mad: Service station na khol dun tujhe? :mad: dafa kr doctry ko. :mad: truck dhoya kr saara din.
(mum to dad): :mad: niklwa den issay college se, nahi parhna is nay.
Dad, goes like : :o (ab kia kahun) :mad: parha kro beta. :mad: ye cheez tere kaam nahi aani. :mad:
Detailer goes like : wtf. abhi tu tareef ho rhi thi. ****. Pocket money save krna shuru kr kakay. :'(:(
i hope this story will fit, at least, to some people around here. 
