Thanks for the appreciation brothers. 
Maine choti se chori aur bari se bari cheez ka operation kiya hua hai.
Shayad meri training hi aisi hui hai.
Once, my mother's shoe got broken and she had to wear it urgently so she asked me to see it. I said "Mai mochi hon kya? Joota kaisay sahi karun..." And she replied, "haan te tenu Engineer kais aastay banaya hai..." 