Aite; No offence to anyone especially my brothers from India here @ PW!!... 
Dhoni subha utha or Mummy sey chaye maangi,
Mummy ney chaye saucer mein laa kay deydi,
Dhoni bola mummy Cup mein kiyun nahin dee chaye,
Mummy boli k beyta Cup to Papa lay gaye!!
:D:P