DIY: Project "Cruisematec", cruise control for PKDM Honda Civic Reborn 8th gen

[DANY_KHANN]

Dual airbags hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[zunny]

episode 100345:
zunny had tried fixing cruisy. Tried many times but failed. Seeing this zunnys youngest Brother in Law n close friend Hassan Choudary could not see zunny in such pain. He couldnt take zunnys suffering no more. He called up zunny n said. "zunny my dear friend n brother i cant take it no more. U spend sleepless nites in the garage so that Choudary Sahab doent know ur working again on cruisy, i feel sorry for you why dont u come over some day n we will try to fix cruisy at my place as we have a more open space to manoevre around n we both will be together. Will have a nice chat n try to fix cruisy? What do u say? Zunny felt a bit embaraased as cruisy had become talk of the town but then he thought cruisy has to be fixed why not Hassan Choudarys place. Will sip coffee n tea all day have a gup shup n try to fix beloved cruisy!

[zunny]

episode 12898:
on the other side of the globe 6733 Kms away. Zunnys brother was busy looking for a cheap Honda oriel clockspring in the wet n cold weather of Manchester. Zunnys younger bro rang him up 1 day n told him that 1 of his client is closing down business. He has some honda parts. Take his number n ring him up. He rang him up with the same shine n hope in his eyes n explained his problem. He was told that he has some civic clockies. Part numbers are different for different countries. Ill try to find it in his warehouse n if found will give it to ur brother. After couple of days zunny got a text message. bro salam im sending that honda part Mark told u about. He found it n just dropped it off at my office in the Bank! When will it arrive? Was zunnys reply. Tomorrow. A person is coming to Gujrat his name is this n that. This is his phone no. Go n get it tomorrow noon!

[zunny]

episode 566669:
news about cruisy's illness had now reached half way across the globe. Even the goras of englastaan got to know how ill cruisy was. Cruisy coudnt talk or cry without the use of a talking aid(horn hotwire!) all eye were on the special part that was flown half way round the world especially for cruisy dearest. Would it work? Would zunny again go in depression. Would he have to hear the epic words from wadday Choudary Sahab "kinny aakheya c iss baybay naal panga le..............."

[zunny]

episode no 9865892:
zunny coudnt wait to get the part cruisy needed so much. He didnt tell Wadday Choudary Sahab as what if the part didnt work then again choudary sahab would repaet his words KINNAY AAKHAYA C ISS.......... Lolz!
Next day zunny was happy at work his colleagues n undercommands saw that zunny was behaving differently. He was efficiently doing his work n was talking to every1 in a nice tone . Zunny just coudnt just wait till his office closed n he rushed over to gujrat to get cruisy ever so needed part. The clock strruck 2 n zunny was off. He didnt go home rather straight away took his faithful n loyal alti as it was a village he had to go to. Alti efficiently n economically took zunny to the village. Zunny used the nokia maps on his gps phone to reach that never reaching village chak 36GB ! Zunny was served with doodh patti n given his part and with that a bag full of diapers which was sent by Amreeka (supreme court's mum lolz). Zunny coudnt just wait to get out of there. As the Choudaries wanted zunny to have some roti shoti but zunni wanted to go back ASAP to his beloved n bring her to life! Zunny somehow manged to get out without annoying the walaytia Choudary! It was nearly Dusk when he reached back home. Supreme court was glad to receive foreign aid from Amreeka and zunny was even more happier coz 1. He had cruisy's essential part ! 2. Due to the fresh foreign aid zunnys budget deficit for the month had decreased quite a bit as zunnys youngest daughter had a bad stomach! Zunny is more happier to see diapers in such gift boxes than chocolates! Lolz

[dms664]

EPIC!

Want to see this story with all episodes complete tomm when I wake up IN SHA ALLAH

[dms664]

Btw supreme court is same here also

I wonder if all supreme courts aka wives hate their hubby's cars and take the rides as soutan?

[zunny]

episode 78326791:
it was christmas eve.zunny couldnt wait till wadday choudary sahab read his isha namaz, drank his milk,listen to 'Kal Tak' by Javed Choudary on Express News n said Chal puttar unn so tou v soja saweray kam te jaana vee (says it at times even if its a Saturday!) Jee Abba jee mein bus sonay aalaan wah! Was zunnys reply. As soon as Choudary saab went to sleep, zunny spent some time in the TV lounge to make sure the wadday Choudary Sahab is fast asleep. Supreme court was told the plans. She told me to wear warm clothes n try to get some sleep aswell. Best of luck....... This was judgement day! Zunny was tense n worried.what if again......??? Plz Plz Allah jee plz help me i wont ask for anything else plz ALLAH JEE PLZ i want cruisy laughing with me happy n lively am i tht big a sinner that this small little favour cant be given to me?? Plz plz! Zunny was thinking and praying when he opened cruisys door. He opened the bonnet, disconnected the negative terminal,turned on the torch he was carrying n started opening the steering. Zunny carefully removed the steering and replaced the clocky. The biggest worry was whether the connectors would fit.if they did then zunny would cut n join some wires n somehow get the horn to work. Would they fit? What if they didnt.?all efforts in vain all the hard work...NAHEEEEN ESSAA nahi ho sakta NAHEEEN DUN DUN SHSHHH SHHHH....! Zunny closed his eyes made a desperate last second prayer aligned the connector on the new clockspring n gently pressed it in. 'Click' was it broken? Naheeeeee............ How could it happen again why is it always me thought zunny. He opened his eyes to face the worst. He pulled the connector to take it out as now the connector was also broken. But it woudnt come out.now a new masla Kashmir was being aroused. Then zunny tried pressing the lock of the connector n it came out. Zunny used his torch to see the broken parts. But zunny coudnt see the broken bits n bobs. Zunny nervously pressed the connector back in n it went click! It had fit it had fit n not broken! Yippeee! Zunny wanted to bhangar dance whingrivers seat . Zunny had conquered a part of the world! Hurrray...

[zunny]

episode:678363639237
now zunny had conquered a part of the world.he still had some million miles to capture. Next was the connector coming out of the clocky. Would this 1 fail me.will it? Zunny nervously connected that n smae click! Wooooohooooo! Zunny was king of europe already! After that zunny tried to connect the airbag connectors would they short live zunnys dream. Well everyday isnt sunday. How could i be so lucky i didnt get the Dua of my son he wanted me to buy him a 2 million pound car like that of Batman has in his movies. Bachay ki bad dua ki waja say kuch nahi honay wala. Zunni connected the airbag connectors n they too connected. Zunny couldnt believe his luck.had he asked for Ashwarya at that momemt right now she wouldve been delivering my kid in London not Abhisheks' lolz. The final test was about to take palce. Zunny was sweating with nervousness n the fear of last minute failures. Zunny made the two connectors come close together n closed his eyes. Both the connectors kissed. Zunny was frustrated n wanted to get the stress over. He hurriedly connected the connector n bingo! It went straight in just like a Rooney penalty kick! Zunny coudnt believe his luck he wanted to shout on the top of the worlds highest peak everest Oye you ******s listen im the f**********g KING OF THE WORLD! zunny had conquered the rest of the world less continent Amreeka North Wala! Zunny then fixed the airbag. Attached the battey termianl. But his happiness was short lived. When he turned the ignition ON the airbag light was still on, zunny had failed after conquering 90% of the world . oh GOD why me why me???......zunny slmeed his head on the steering as he was about to feint. He had the fear that now the airbag might pop n break his neck but still he banged his head with dejection.......

[zunny]

episode 8768883738292
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP ! Was zunny in hell for his sins n ruining the life of his beloved?was it a dream n zunny had diedrllllll in the last scene waht was it???? Zunny coudnt figure out what it was ......he was dead n in hell for his misdeeds n evils...... Then e/pzunny heard a familiar voice which he alwys used to hear when he was alive.he initially loved that voice n then started hating it in the later years. No it cant be no itt cant b! Ys i had once in josh said it that we will be togetherforeverin the times to come but that was in ice agen i was young n stupid but i never meant that. I realised only after 10yrs of marriage that it was an emotional spell n hormona limbalances n i wastaken away by emotions.it was at an age when 1 thinks more fro myourheart then ur brain.SUPREME COURT has found me in hell n still hasnt given me peace......NAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........." INSAAN BANO KYA KAR RAHY HO?SAARAY MOHALLAY KO JAGAO GAE? Bulaawaan wadday choudary saab noo aka your ABBA HAZOOR KO??? Koi insaano wala kaam bhi kar liya karokya kahein gae log kya hogaya hae humeinkhud tou dafter chaly jao gae kal mein bugtoun gee tamaam khawaateen ko....."

[zunny]

THE CLOCKSPRING WAS AN EXACT MATCH.............IT WORKED! O boy oye boy you cant imagine how zunny was feeling at that moment especially when he looked up n saw that the Airbag light was OFF too!!! After 3 flipping months of zalaaalat n humiliation zunnys beloved was back in her prepregnancy shape(im talking of my beloved dont take me wrong for our Pakistani wives who look like our grandmas after the first kid lolz!!) on a serious note supreme court is infact yelling in real "Opar aao choroo is phone ka peecha aur munni ko uthao usnay sona hae aur so nahee rahee!! C ya guys laterz .....to be continued dun dun shou shou dun dun dun.......kya zunny ko choudary sahab dobara epic words sunaen gae.....kya yeh khwaab tha....... Kya zunny ko supreme court omar qaied sunae gee......??? Dekhiya kal k episode mein same channel same time...only on PAKWHEELS....

[DANY_KHANN]

The Title should be (Zunny or Zalalut laikin kamyabi)

[khurram_aziz]

Great going @zunny...

Call the wives, "Dictators" this analogy suites them more

[tayyabbaig]

Still no picture but thread is interesting.

[istafa111]

I think someone would be saying it for the first time in the history of Pakwheels... This thread is USEFUL without pictures...

[dms664]

I think someone would be saying it for the first time in the history of Pakwheels... This thread is USEFUL without pictures...

actually more than a diy all the mutasereeen e supreme courts will do love this thread incl me :$(H)

[zunny]

episode737293712917239:
zunny coudnt go to sleep all night.how could he it was already fajar till he reached the cosy insides of the house.he was cold,tired yet he coudnt feel it coz he n his beloved were back to dating days.she was all fine and zunny had gone miles in many directions to sort her out. Now her heart was back in.her airbags ,both of them! Were showing her youthfulness. She was the darling of millions.her skin tone was always glowing as she would be given designer cosmetics.she gets the best of everytthing. Zunny hardly managed to offer namaz.the flippin Sui gas wasnt there so no boiler the wuzoo was with freezing cold water.but zunny couldnt feel it as on his mind was only cruisy n her jawaani k din. After that he hadan hr or so to dream about cruisy cruisy n only cruisy. Par khotay ki ............ Sona tha zunny nay. daddeeee dadyyyyyy leh ehh kee maseebat hae? With half sleep tired yet sparkling eyes zunny got up n saw that zunnys youngest had just woke up.she is always zunnys darling child.always with him n loves him more than the diplomatic elders of hers who always resort to supreme court . This angel is zunnys jaan n he loves her more than a million cruisies! So zunny n his jaano bacha were up where zunny was holding her in his arms n telling her to so ja meray kakay so ja! As soon as jaano bacha drifted back to sleep.the same irritating voice(after 10 yrs it really is!) utho aaj meri tabeeat theek nahi bachoun ko school chorr aao. What the.....! Afet dropping off the diplos to schooll on the foggy roads of kharian zunny turned right into his driveway n ...........????? Wadday choudary sahb had come back from his morning walk.with his chaddar wrapped around him n having an expresseion less poker's face.... I stopped my faithful servant Alti who works so hard its evident from her rear as shez skinny till her bones n no extra layer of fat or skin whatsover.she is rear less unlike cruisy who has a round n cute....kyaaaa? A**! Shabaash bilkul theeek!
Zunny stopped alti behind cruisy in the cold foggy morning of december n walked slowly.he wanted to tell wadday choudary sahab something yet he wanted to avoid him aswell...as soon as he was infront of wadday choudary sahab.choudary sahab said something.. O raaati koi stupid oochay oochay haran maarda c. Koi wasab nahi lokaan nu is qoum no akal he nahi k kis time tay ki karna hae...bewakoof jaahil unparh. Parhay likahy jaahil. Hoye ga koi nodaulatiya afsar nawa nawa gaddi di show maarya.bhalla raati koi haran maarda hae...stupids idiots all nonsense..(after all wadday choudary sahab is having a red passport YOU KAY wala! Hes a 2nd gen UK citizen koi mazaak thori hae!!)

[zunny]

episode 2349182732927219: (its a soap it takes these much episodes get to a certain place in time!)

the next day zunny was a revitalised man in his office.he would be talking all day in his office about his achievement n how he saved cruisy n how he did a efficient job of getting cruisies most sought after bodypart at less then half the price f what cruisys motherplant(honda was demanding) it had cost zunny just Rs 4900 n saved around 5500 ! What looters were these stupid,idiot nonsense Honda dealersh*ts! Zunny saved over 5k. He would buy crusiy gifts etc but Alas his dreams were short lived....supreme court issued executive orders that it was her cousins wedding so she wanted 4 suits of her choice.afterall zunny had never got her anything in the last 10 years had he(they always say that when they want something!) zunny becharay k khwaab adhore k adhore reh gae. Yeh zaalim samaaj do pyaar karnay walooun ki khushi nahee dekh sakta...hosla rakho jaan hosla.jeet hamara mukaddar hogi!! Pyaar karwy walay koi dartay nahee....dartay nahee.......(even supreme court bhi kuch nahee kar sakti!) .[i have a couple of oriel clocksprings lft over.1st come 1st basis.costed me 4900 each.ivtec owners will need em for audio and cruise control. Heres the link [www.pakwheels.com/forums/car-audio-video-electronics/179049-f-s-brand-new-honda-civic-8th-gen-reborn-oriel-clockspring-cable-reel ]

[dms664]

episode 2349182732927219: (its a soap it takes these much episodes get to a certain place in time!)

the next day zunny was a revitalised man in his office.he would be talking all day in his office about his achievement n how he saved cruisy n how he did a efficient job of getting cruisies most sought after bodypart at less then half the price f what cruisys motherplant(honda was demanding) it had cost zunny just Rs 4900 n saved around 5500 ! What looters were these stupid,idiot nonsense Honda dealersh*ts! Zunny saved over 5k. He would buy crusiy gifts etc but Alas his dreams were short lived....supreme court issued executive orders that it was her cousins wedding so she wanted 4 suits of her choice.afterall zunny had never got her anything in the last 10 years had he(they always say that when they want something!) zunny becharay k khwaab adhore k adhore reh gae. Yeh zaalim samaaj do pyaar karnay walooun ki khushi nahee dekh sakta...hosla rakho jaan hosla.jeet hamara mukaddar hogi!! Pyaar karwy walay koi dartay nahee....dartay nahee.......(even supreme court bhi kuch nahee kar sakti!)

supremecourt bohat kuch ker sakti hai , jitna bi marzi chup chupa k gari pe paisay laga lo supreme court uska az khud notice le leti hai foran

[zunny]

episode 47382927329273283027394483238!!
the following weekend zunny visited his friend n brother in law,Hassan Choudary sahab!. Hassan choudrys place is one such place where cruisy loves spending time. There she finds lots of cool,spoilt ,rich kids like her where there is plenty of space to run around or even sleep(garages) hassan bhai loves the company of hassan bhai as he is friendly n very caring.she has always been greeted well like a younger sister unlike the pervert colleagues n some friends of zunny who treat her like a ......(u know what) hassan bhai cleans his feet when he sits, he never closes the door harshly as he is a kind caring n sensitive person.he understands how i would feel if he banged my doors hard. He also advises my WOH! (sharam aa rahee hae! ) to dress me up. He advises nice food(engine oil n lubricants) n cosmetics for me! I just love you hassan bhayya! Furthermore my woh loves the sweet compnay of hassans mother. She is such a lively n loving mother. She takes care of my woh n gives him nice food to eat. She makes one of the best teas n is always sending things to my woh. She appreciates me aswell n discusses me with her son n my woh.she instantly loved me when she saw me for the first time.! My woh and hassan bhai discussed how i was fixed after many months n all my body parts were now functioning... Then after half an hour hassan bhai n my woh came in n sarted opening me again NAHEEEEEEE NOT AGAIN!!!!!i cant takee it anymore plz nooooooooo!