Embarrasing moments

[hamza91]

i was working on a website with a girl (i wonder how that happened), anyhow when it was finished i was dead tired but very happy that the work is over, during chat with the girl i wrote "i guess i am free now :)", and she thought i wanted to ask her out. LOL , yar why am i so bhola

so did she by any chance invite u over?

[margallar]

nopes...i was too bhola:(, i clarified my innocence:$ damn i am hopeless

[hamza91]

nopes...i was too bhola:(, i clarified my innocence:$ damn i am hopeless

better than me atleast i'd say :-#

[margallar]

better than me atleast i'd say :-#

oh no, i suck too much, i don't even like to talk with them now. but one thing i learnt is that you only get successful if you have paper in your pocket...thats not me...khair i am lucky i am not successful in that department, the disappointment motivates me towards success in other departments

[Vajih102]

On Thursday night I met an elderly family friend (50 years' old) near my market. He has three cars and it was the first time I saw him on a motorbike. Had a brief chit chat and went our ways.

Last afternoon I met him again and this time too, he had that bike with him. He told me it was a 1200 cc one and the BMW monogram, I had seen myself. Since I had asked him for a ride, he said, 'Pehlay tu ye decide kar le tunay jana kab hai. Us raat ko tu pooch raha tha, "Aap ko sardi nahin lagthi?" aur ab tu pooch raha hai, "Garmi nahin lagthi?".'

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[Imtiazmughal]

An elderly woman comes to buy a Prius from my associate

Woman: Yeh Battery par chalti hae ?

Seller: Yes

After some bargaining she buys the Prius

few days the seller gets a call from the woman

" Yeh Gari Band Ho Gae Hae Aap Nae Fraud Kiya Hae, Kharab Gari Deh Di Hae waghairah... "

Seller: Baji G Jab sae Aap nae Gari Khareedi hae iss Maen Petrol Dala Hae ?

Woman: Nahin ! Yeh Tu Batterion par nahin chalti ?????

Real Story !!!

Battery operated car ko charge kerte hein ya osmein petrol daltay hein?

[faiz.aslam.121]

good information, so far.
For more convenience please also share with us your:

1) recent passport size photo
2) bank account details of you and your family along with bank visit timings.
3) architectural map of your home (please highlight the room where you keep cash and other valuables)

For point 2) count me as an average income family.... can't even afford a car lol:)

[usmanuetian]

Battery operated car ko charge kerte hein ya osmein petrol daltay hein?

Subhan Allah...
bhai g hybrid cars ko google ker lo zara...

[farhan678]

Battery operated car ko charge kerte hein ya osmein petrol daltay hein?

LolZZZZ

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[rizkhan2010]

For point 2) count me as an average income family.... can't even afford a car lol:)

na ji...ab there is no going reverse. ab CCTV cameras install krnay se kuch nahi honay wala.

[Vajih102]

Guys, this is not a topic to discuss stuff not funny. Please stop ruining the charm ov the subject.

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[Imtiazmughal]

Subhan Allah...
bhai g hybrid cars ko google ker lo zara...

I searched and result is use of petrol. then what is the function of batteries.

[Salarzae]

^^ There are discussion threads on these technical information, please join those discussions....

these and all irrelevant comments must be removed...

[Vajih102]

Irrelevant posts removed.

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[Vajih102]

My cook's full ov stress and anxiety. His relative sent him money from Saudi Arabia but he hasn't been able to retrieve since the past three days. Reason? He's been hunting for Mr. Union (Western Union).

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[emenent]

Well, Well it was 2004-2005, my chairman of one the biggest financial institution of Pakistan. My boss send me to configure official email on is new nokia 6600 given by the office, i did that successfully, while talking to him , he asked me for nokia apps available on the web, since i was the phone guru, i immediately typed my-symbian.com on his 23 inch lcd pc given to him but instead i typed my-Sybian .com , immediately a p0rn site opened as he was shocked, i had to clarify that it was a spelling mistake. LOLz, still remember and feel embarrased what would have he thought of me.

[hamza_xeg]

^
lol EDIT : i bet 100% members will search for that site, including me

[waqar19]

^
i bet 80% members will search for that site, including me

Lolz.....Increase 20% more

[hamza_xeg]

Lolz.....Increase 20% more

done ! : p

[memad]

done ! : p

Plz change 100% have searched the site.

BTW which site?