Embarrasing moments

[ism1]

@xoofi yeh wala extreme tha yar "Bayjee, tusi na baaz ana"

[Talhadon]

Okay ,Sincerely speaking ... This isn't happen with me !

In old times ,When I was in 5th grade ,My 6 friends decided to have a meet up party at my house ... So all friends gathered up at my place in the evening .... We all used to Wear (Nikker and Shirt) ,So same dress code at my house as well !

While Gossiping with other friends ,What I noticed that one friend having Teared off Nikker from center ,And his testimonials were naked .... I silently told this story to the friend sat with me ,and he further pass this story to all others except the one who was naked

We were starring at him with continues smiling ,while he was busy in his discussion with all of us !
Suddenly One of my Naughty Friend Stand up and said :-

"Oye ,Ja ghar jaa kar nikker change kar keh aa ,KOFTEY nazar aa rahey hain terey"

After listening this we all guys burst into laughter , And he was so much Embarrassed that he never gather on any meets afterwards :$

[Xoofi]

Okay ,Sincerely speaking ... This isn't happen with me !

In old times ,When I was in 5th grade ,My 6 friends decided to have a meet up party at my house ... So all friends gathered up at my place in the evening .... We all used to Wear (Nikker and Shirt) ,So same dress code at my house as well !

While Gossiping with other friends ,What I noticed that one friend having Teared off Nikker from center ,And his testimonials were naked .... I silently told this story to the friend sat with me ,and he further pass this story to all others except the one who was naked

We were starring at him with continues smiling ,while he was busy in his discussion with all of us !
Suddenly One of my Naughty Friend Stand up and said :-

"Oye ,Ja ghar jaa kar nikker change kar keh aa ,KOFTEY nazar aa rahey hain terey"

After listening this we all guys burst into laughter , And he was so much Embarrassed that he never gather on any meets afterwards :$

Haha.. KOFTAY.. kia imagination thi us banday ki very tough situation to be in

[dms664]

Okay ,Sincerely speaking ... This isn't happen with me !

In old times ,When I was in 5th grade ,My 6 friends decided to have a meet up party at my house ... So all friends gathered up at my place in the evening .... We all used to Wear (Nikker and Shirt) ,So same dress code at my house as well !

While Gossiping with other friends ,What I noticed that one friend having Teared off Nikker from center ,And his testimonials were naked .... I silently told this story to the friend sat with me ,and he further pass this story to all others except the one who was naked

We were starring at him with continues smiling ,while he was busy in his discussion with all of us !
Suddenly One of my Naughty Friend Stand up and said :-

"Oye ,Ja ghar jaa kar nikker change kar keh aa ,KOFTEY nazar aa rahey hain terey"

After listening this we all guys burst into laughter , And he was so much Embarrassed that he never gather on any meets afterwards :$

sirf koftay tay? wat abt seekh kabab?

[usmanuetian]

"Oye ,Ja ghar jaa kar nikker change kar keh aa ,KOFTEY nazar aa rahey hain terey"

Hahahahaha....
koftey.....

[usmanuetian]

anyone here who can delete un-necessary posts from the pages?
on previous pages this has been done by someone..

[Marwanpasha]

sirf koftay tay? wat abt seekh kabab?

Buhahahaha..... Naughty thoughts.. Lol..!

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[hamza_xeg]

I remembered a scene which happened a while ago because the same people with whom this incident occur, visited us few days ago.

I was at my dad's friend's with my family, we were sitting on the couch, now there were a total of three sofa sets, two facing each other and one on the other side, I was sitting and drinking some kind of liquid when a great and hawwt gaal (dad's friend's daughter) sat on the facing sofa, now she was wearing some king of yoga pants or pyjamas, me being a tharki couldn't help but stare at that, I wanted to stop but at the same time as I was drinking & looking through the glass at her's. for about 3 minutes I kept staring and then she crossed her legs, then again I was highly distracted, kept on going on my ordeal, kept staring at her for a good deal of time, then the unthinkable happened, as I was staring and slightly smiling I didn't noticed that she was looking at me, then when I looked above, our eyes crossed ! I was cold as dead and kept still while she clearly was angry and got up and left in quite an anger, everyone looked at her and then at me, I was literally shocked.

a few days ago they came at our place and the whole replay came to my mind, I was sweating as I shake hands with her, she said, "garmi zada ho gai ha lagta ha", I was like ,"han...nahe...han ".. it looked as if she had no memory of it but I had the whole memory, damn !

[dms664]

I remembered a scene which happened a while ago because the same people with whom this incident occur, visited us few days ago.

I was at my dad's friend's with my family, we were sitting on the couch, now there were a total of three sofa sets, two facing each other and one on the other side, I was sitting and drinking some kind of liquid when a great and hawwt gaal (dad's friend's daughter) sat on the facing sofa, now she was wearing some king of yoga pants or pyjamas, me being a tharki couldn't help but stare at that, I wanted to stop but at the same time as I was drinking & looking through the glass at her's. for about 3 minutes I kept staring and then she crossed her legs, then again I was highly distracted, kept on going on my ordeal, kept staring at her for a good deal of time, then the unthinkable happened, as I was staring and slightly smiling I didn't noticed that she was looking at me, then when I looked above, our eyes crossed ! I was cold as dead and kept still while she clearly was angry and got up and left in quite an anger, everyone looked at her and then at me, I was literally shocked.

a few days ago they came at our place and the whole replay came to my mind, I was sweating as I shake hands with her, she said, "garmi zada ho gai ha lagta ha", I was like ,"han...nahe...han ".. it looked as if she had no memory of it but I had the whole memory, damn !

real garmi or she was pointing to ur other garmi?

[Rocket_mullah]

going to a new gym there were a lot of new bies skinny guys me trying to act all dominant loaded the bar on my 3rd rep while doing a deep squat i fainted a few guys helped me and when i woke up a few mins later i got those steroids remarks

And i never went back to that gym again

[awais.9]

a few days ago they came at our place and the whole replay came to my mind, I was sweating as I shake hands with her, she said, "garmi zada ho gai ha lagta ha", I was like ,"han...nahe...han ".. it looked as if she had no memory of it but I had the whole memory, damn !

hahaha
clearly she remembered pointing "gamri zaida ho gai hai lagta hai"

[D_shA]

Okay ,Sincerely speaking ... This isn't happen with me !

In old times ,When I was in 5th grade ,My 6 friends decided to have a meet up party at my house ... So all friends gathered up at my place in the evening .... We all used to Wear (Nikker and Shirt) ,So same dress code at my house as well !

While Gossiping with other friends ,What I noticed that one friend having Teared off Nikker from center ,And his testimonials were naked .... I silently told this story to the friend sat with me ,and he further pass this story to all others except the one who was naked

We were starring at him with continues smiling ,while he was busy in his discussion with all of us !
Suddenly One of my Naughty Friend Stand up and said :-

"Oye ,Ja ghar jaa kar nikker change kar keh aa ,KOFTEY nazar aa rahey hain terey"

After listening this we all guys burst into laughter , And he was so much Embarrassed that he never gather on any meets afterwards :$

Hahahahahaha...i m laughing even more when thinking that this KOFTAY thing was said by a 5th grader :D....hats off

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[D_shA]

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[rizkhan2010]

from Embarrassing Moments to Sensual Moments

[Vajih102]

Did i tell you guys that Yasin once pushed me towards the cartoon/clown from Fun Land in Centaurus? The guy got so startled he Turned around and Kicked me Back! Thankfully this was right before the exit so the Remaining embarrassment was Just between the three ov us Friends. But yes, i Admit it was all so Sudden that i couldn't stop Laughing.

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[sarfraz121]

hahahahahaha...i m laughing even more when thinking that this koftay thing was said by a 5th grader :d :d....hats off :d

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rofl koftay lmaooooooooo

[mansoor_qadir]

Great one.
Aah how pure and crude our elders were...

We was traveling on Motorway around 8-10 years back.

My Elder bro was driving, my Dad sitting on the front seat, My Grand Mother (Age: 80 at that time) sitting on my right and my Phupho on the left at back seat.

Our ride was Nissan Sunny 1988 model. (Re-constructed at that time).

We was eating Mango's and my Grand Mother tried to throw its (Gutli) outside, but my Dad stopper her saying, its Motorway and they can do our Challan on throwing garbage outside.

She kept silent for few mints. After sometime, she thought window of the Left Side (My phupho's) side is Open, but it was closed, but glass was brand new, so she could'nt judge that its closed..... and with full power she tried to throw Gutli outside, first it hit the window with a Bang and then landed on my Dad's Head!!!

i was laughing aloud like hell, my brother stopped the car, thinking that, their is some problem with the car. My dad looking with anger in the eyes and then we all started laughing!!!

in the end my Dad was saying " Bayjee, tusi na baaz ana "

[mansoor_qadir]

Jokes apart, It means corolla really had these axle issues in models of 09-10.

This incident happened in 2010 on Eid-ul-fitr. There is a place called college chowk in sahiwal for those who dont know. It becomes crazy on chand raat and eid night. 100s of guys gather around and there is Tyre smoke, loud bass bumping, engines revving and cars doing donuts there. Its a real pumped up atmosphere around there.

I arrive there with my friend on his brand new black corolla gli. Other friends also came and we started bumping loud music and enjoying atmosphere. There came a guy on lancer and did awesome drift sort of thing around the chowk and a burnout later. After seeing this my other friends started pumping my friend with corolla to do some stuff in response to that guy. Somewhere back in mind i remembered the incident i had in school so i tried to stop my friend that its a bad idea and i feel that this is not going to end well. He denied saying " jigger larkoon mein repo banany ka moqa mila ha..... dekh kesy burnout aur donuts nikalta hoon aa beth mery sath" so well i sat with him in his car. he first does the similar power slide sort of thing around the chowk than he starts spinning the car in circles by steering to the extreme left and flooring the car. After 3-4 circles it happens...!!!

KATTAKATKATAKATAKAT........... sound came from the left side wheel and the car stopped in the middle of the chowk. The Goddamn axle of that brand new cow broke. Unbeleivable...!!! we just stood nearby the car whereas my friends and dozens of other guys laughed their bums off. I taunted him " beta ban gayi teri repo. goodluck explaining your abba jee how all of this happened". Still when we get together we laugh our a55e5 off and he bows down his head uttering ghaleez gaaliaan.

[mansoor_qadir]

just got another in mind its a bit old ,
its like 11-12 years ago , at that time the term CHILAR for policeman was brand new and the police man gets realy mad when some says that to them so wat happend was me and my cousin was riding a yamaha 86 model bike , v stoped at a signal ,v saw a policemans standing like 10 feets away from us and my cousin said to me that as soon as signal goes green u must shout CHILAR and v will run away i said ok, as soon as signal got greeen i shouted on top of my lungs saying CHILAR , as soon as the cousin pressed the gear lever then wire broke down , i said run he said damm the wire is broken , as i looked up i saw 2 police man running toward us with dandas in thier hand, v started to make the bike move using our feet and then suudenly cousin put the bike in gear and v staeted to move , in the mean time the polica man waived his danda to hit me as i was in back seat , and bielive me it skiped us by mear inches not more then 2 inches, v never loooked back to c wat he was saying

Man, i know its very old post, but its just great....hahaha.beautifully written

[saadkhangul]

Jokes apart, It means corolla really had these axle issues in models of 09-10.

Yes they absolutely had serious axle issues.