Embarrasing moments

[faiz.aslam.121]

This happened like 2 years back.
Me and 2 friends wanted to watch the new Bollywood movie, Players, which was recently launched.
We had a low budget( Used to live off 100 pounds a month in boarding school) and we were supposed to take the train from Blackburn-Manchester. They were 2 years older than me, while I was 16.

We boarded the train, without tickets. We were discussing what to do in case the conductor comes and asks for tickets, I got an idea- " Lets act if we are sleeping, I am sure he won't disturb us". We were in the last carriage and had a clear view of the door which leads to our carriage. I leaned on my friend and he leaned on the last one and just closed our eyes. Conductor was a nice dude, didn't wake us up.

Reached Manchester Victoria, they have the ticket control machines and 2 ticket inspectors, so we had to walk an extra 5 minutes just to avoid the ticket control machine, through McDonald and the car park.

After watching the movie, on the way back, we decided to use the same technique. Looked out for the conductor, when he entered the carriage, went " Sleep " again. This guy was a prikc- he woke us up by shaking us. We tried our best not to open our eyes, in case he wanders off.

At last, he shouted " Please show your tickets or get off the train" We 3 suddenly " Woke up", everyone was staring at us and we started counting pennies and pound coins for the ticket.

So much to avoid paying for the fare, and as everyone probably knows, return fare is almost 60% cheaper than One-way- LMAO.

After that, I decided to get myself a Student card, 50% on train fares.

And, I sold 1 Gold Leaf Cigarette to a drunk white guy for a quid, he was desperate for a ciggie, one dabbi costs like 90 rupees here. Feel sorry for him, Gold Leaf is a strong one!

[Vajih102]

A cousin ov mine came to visit From the US. The Other night we were at a family Dinner and her husband said to me, 'I have the exact Same shirt as yours' so i replied, 'Your wife gave me this so who Knows it's the Same One?' He finished his cigarette quickly and vanished.

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[faiz.aslam.121]

A cousin ov mine came to visit From the US. The Other night we were at a family Dinner and her husband said to me, 'I have the exact Same shirt as yours' so i replied, 'Your wife gave me this so who Knows it's the Same One?' He finished his cigarette quickly and vanished.

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I hope you washed it plenty of times before wearing it

[Vajih102]

Unfortunately not. How was i to Know?

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[awan_rulez]

Yar mera wakiya bht hi ganda hai per ab bhi yad kar key hansi ***** jati hai bachpan men shabe barat waley din men aur mere cousins china bum phar rhey they to mere mamo bathroom men gye, ghar purane zamaney ka bana hwa tha to bathroom ki bhi chat nhe thi men ney aur mere cousin ney socha key mamo ko daratey han men ney china bum jala kar ooper sey phenka to bum mamo ki poty men ja kar gira mamo ney uth kar bhagney ki koshish ki mager bum phat gaya aur poty ur kar mamo key kapro aur mooon per lagi us key bad mere papa ney mujhe gas key pipe sey mara mager mujhe hansi itni aarhi thi key mar khata ja rha tha aur hansi nhe ruk rhi thi hahahhahahah

Hahahaha can't stop laughing :D:D:D

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[hamza_xeg]

real garmi or she was pointing to ur other garmi?

the weather I presume

[margallar]

taroo

[Xoofi]

Ok guys.. here's one which happened this January in Karachi. Me and my Gilgiti friend were going on bike from PIA head office to his flat in Gulistan-e-Jauhar. Between Rabia city and Jauhar chowrangi, there is a big dent in road which is left after water board people dug it out. People commuting that route must know about it.

As soon we approached that dent, I slowed the bike and right then a DAWN bread truck touched the handle of my bike and we were coming on road. My friend fell early and got minor bruises on hands and cheek while the bike slipped beneath me and I crashed on road like someone sits on chair. I thought that I had broke my pelvis but thank God nothing major injury happened. BUT my whole jeans tore right under the "tashreef". And the most funniest part was that I was total commando that day, no chaddi.

People came rushing to help my friend and me. But sensing the situation, I refused to get up and crawled on my a$$ to get on footpath. Thought of contingency plan and luckily I was wearing an upper because of cold weather. Wrapped it around my waist with the help of sleeves. Then went to a clinic and got tetanus injection.

Don't really know if people noticed or not. But it was painful + embarrassing.

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[mohsinwahhab]

Hahahha is sey milta julta kissa mere sath bhi hwa tha

[awais.9]

Hahahha is sey milta julta kissa mere sath bhi hwa tha

do share

[mohsinwahhab]

Yeh 2009 ki bat hai men ncr college shahra e faisal men perhta tha hum dost roz college bunk kar key ghomtey they aik din him 4 friend bunk mar kar sea view gye aik friend bolta yar oont per bethtey han hum 4 larkon ney 2 oont lye abhi oont chala hi tha key mere friends jo dosrey oont per they unhon ney race lagana shuru kar di mere sath jo dost tha us ko bhi josh aagya us ney bhi oont waley ko bola lala **** bhaga us ney jub bhagana shuru kya to mujhe laga key men right side per aahista aahista gir rha ho men ney sahi bethney ki koshish ki mager mera weight us wakt 115 kg tha aur pent full tight thi meri tangen hi nhe khul rhi thi men cheekh rha tha ooye rooko ooye roko aur mera friend bol rha tha lala tez bhaga aakhir kar men pora slip ho gya right side per men ne girtey howey oont ki seat pakar li aur woh bhi merey weight sey tot gyi aur mera friend bhi mere sath gira rait per jub men ney khara ho kar kamer sedhi ki to pata chala meri pent ki stitching khul gyi hai bech men sey aur men ney nechey kuch pehna bhi nhe hwa tha pata chala mera chota bhai aur testimonial are chilling in the air shukar hai mere pas upper tha us ko men ney pait per is tarha bandha key pechey ka area cover ho jaye aur aagey bag latka lya aur sea view sey shah faisal colony friend key ghar ja kar apni pent silayi ki aur jub tak meri pent nhe sili thi mujhe pora rasta thandey paseney aatey rhe the

[Xoofi]

hahaha.. speaking of sea view.. another one popped in my mind..

It was night between 20th and 21st April 2009 (Thanks to my picture collection for reminding the exact date). It was last year of my masters degree in Karachi University. We friends were preparing for accounting exam and at a point we all got fed up.. so we decided to visit sea view on our bikes.

We were about 10 guys and half number of bikes. We went to sea view at around 3 AM in night. It was all sannnata.. eaten some fresh air and just before the darkness was about to give way to light, we decided to head back..

We all got on bikes.. One of the friend, Umair was riding one bike and another friend, Abdul Qadir (who was Saudi Arabia national and didn't know good urdu) was sitting behind him.

Now anyone who has been to sea view, know that on service road beside sea there are car parking dividers made of concrete (a footpath type of thing). Umair was riding the bike in service road and was probably watching the sunrise when suddenly his bike handle diverted towards that parking dividers.. Abdul Qadir sensed that and shouted... SEE SEE (he meant to point at the dividers).. and Umair replied.. yeah man SEA IT IS GOOD (he literally took the meaning of SEE as SEA which was on our left) and suddenly bang and their bike hit the divider. They both and bike came down. These are the pictures just after the impact....

We all had a good laugh and kept laughing for a good few minutes until they started to feel some pain. We rushed them to Parklane hospital near Old Clifton and since Abdul Qadir got sever pain, we got his x-ray and he got hairline fracture in his wrist. While Umair just got some bruises in his ankle. Umair kept apologizing to him but he was a man with big heart and let it go.. Later he had to get assistance from someone during exams.

We continued to recall this memory from time to time in university and had good laugh. Still do whenever gather

[Talhadon]

A cousin ov mine came to visit From the US. The Other night we were at a family Dinner and her husband said to me, 'I have the exact Same shirt as yours' so i replied, 'Your wife gave me this so who Knows it's the Same One?' He finished his cigarette quickly and vanished.

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Aey waji Kanaa thaley

[Vajih102]

Translation plz! You Spelt my name wrong Though

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[shani1418]

My friend texted me on a rainy summer day that weather was calling for some fun & we should probably roam in the city in car enjoying rain & loud music. I spontaneously agreed to his proposal & soon he was at my doorstep honking horn. I stepped into his ride & soon we were on the business (enjoying rain & loud music). Rain stopped after a while, through it had done its job & many roads were inundated with ample rain-water to cause the turbulence in flow of traffic. By that time we were on Main Boulevard DHA Lahore facing towards Lalik Jan Chowk. Rain water was accumulated towards the left-most lane of the road & all the vehicle drivers kept their vehicles away from the left-most lane to avoid splashing of water. But my friend was probably feeling on the 7th sky due to the pleasant weather & instead of slowing down he kept on rushing at higher pace in the left-most lane which was left wide open by drivers due to accumulation of rain water. My friend kept on accelerating in the left-most lane despite me shouting at him to slow down but may be he was considering himself a formula-one driver. Our car was propelling at high speed producing gigantic splashes on both sides. Our car generated splashes onto a mehran just right of us with windows wide-open & 5 giant fellows stuffed in it. Splashes were too violent & seemed no less than a seiche. We both instantly realized that we had done a big-mistake & now we should keep on heading unless those mehran fellows intercept us & break our limbs. We drifted as fast as we could & turned towards G-Block market & thought we were out of their sight but that was not the end of story. Just within fraction of seconds, that same mehran stopped by the side of us & boys stepped out of the car & slapped my friend & torn his shirt. 2 came to me as well & gave me a couple of blows. We stood there ashamed & helpless as if debarred from planet earth

[awais.9]

@^^
hahaha well it was their mistake of keeping windows open
happened with me once too, i had my window open, car on my right went fast,i started rolling it up but was too late, car went splashing water all over me, i was quite furious but he got away n he didnt even realized what he did

from then onwards i keep my windows close during n after rain n sometime drive through water puddles but i do care for people on foot n on bike

[shani1418]

going to a new gym there were a lot of new bies skinny guys me trying to act all dominant loaded the bar on my 3rd rep while doing a deep squat i fainted a few guys helped me and when i woke up a few mins later i got those steroids remarks

And i never went back to that gym again

Hahahahaha, that was really hilarious, i almost choked laughing

[faiz.aslam.121]

@^^
hahaha well it was their mistake of keeping windows open
happened with me once too, i had my window open, car on my right went fast,i started rolling it up but was too late, car went splashing water all over me, i was quite furious but he got away n he didnt even realized what he did

from then onwards i keep my windows close during n after rain n sometime drive through water puddles but i do care for people on foot n on bike

I did that mistake once, window was like 2" open, went through a massive puddle. Windshield vipers were off, couldn't see ahead and lost control of the car. Luckily, managed to control it:)

Embarrassing moment in Al-Fatah, this happened in December. Went to buy Groceries and I needed batteries for Geyser( Those round fat ones) picked up Duracell ones, when the guy scanned them- 300 something rupees. I whispered in his ear, since there was a big line behind me, " Yaar ye wapis rakh do". Ended up buying the 40-/ Rupees ones from the store next to my house. Same purpose.

[sarfraz121]

A classmate ov mine in Grade 8 was running up the steps after teasing other friends and looking back. At teacher turned from a side and came from the opposite direction but because this fool wasn't looking, he banged straight into her. Not only this, to avoid falling back, he grabbed her *ra but had to let go after she slapped him HARD.

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HAHAHA double double maZy??

[ism1]

Ok guys.. here's one which happened this January in Karachi. Me and my Gilgiti friend were going on bike from PIA head office to his flat in Gulistan-e-Jauhar. Between Rabia city and Jauhar chowrangi, there is a big dent in road which is left after water board people dug it out. People commuting that route must know about it.

As soon we approached that dent, I slowed the bike and right then a DAWN bread truck touched the handle of my bike and we were coming on road. My friend fell early and got minor bruises on hands and cheek while the bike slipped beneath me and I crashed on road like someone sits on chair. I thought that I had broke my pelvis but thank God nothing major injury happened. BUT my whole jeans tore right under the "tashreef". And the most funniest part was that I was total commando that day, no chaddi.

People came rushing to help my friend and me. But sensing the situation, I refused to get up and crawled on my a$$ to get on footpath. Thought of contingency plan and luckily I was wearing an upper because of cold weather. Wrapped it around my waist with the help of sleeves. Then went to a clinic and got tetanus injection.

Don't really know if people noticed or not. But it was painful + embarrassing.

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its good , total commando