Embarrasing moments

[rizkhan2010]

^^ commandos in limelight these days

[mohsinwahhab]

^^ commandos in limelight these days

bhai men ney to us din key bad sey commando banney sey toba kar li girney sey dar nhe lagta sahib
Izzat khul janey sey dar lagta hai

[dms664]

I was doing as interpreter with a Chinese delegation and me n the interpreter from chinese side was in close liaison with each other for 5 days. she was very young? and beautiful/attractive/smart n what not :D.
After couple of days when we got lil frank I asked her about her if she was married or not to which she asked me to guess her age. I told her that she will be 18 or max 20 and then she asked me my age and burst in to laughter when I told her about my age. She told me that she got a son of my age and she was 40+. I was embarrassed like hell as I was trying to get chummy with her. Moving on I admitted to her that I had a crush on her

Later I asked her the secret and she was like that they eat cold food unlike us who like hot served food and 2ndly they drink hot/warm water unlike us who like cold water. She was having a glass flask sort of thing with hot water n some leaves in it and in hot weather of june when we were drinking yakh cold drinks, chinese were drinking same hot water.

[Vajih102]

One day, as Granddad was about to go Somewhere, he asked his staff for the things he had and got Taken out From the car A vest, said 'ye nahin rakhni thi', Handed it to me and said, 'ye lo'. I was Under the impression it had to be put Back whereas he had gifted it to me so took it silently when his Driver Turned to me and said, 'thank you bolo'.

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[COOLTAHIR]

my story is :
as usual me and my 2 other cusin meet every month or every 2 months,we are not only cusins but a very gud friends
a few years back me and 2 other my cusin comes to our granny flat to meet,we made a program to go for outing on bike and we started our journey i was driving bike and my cusins were sitting back,
as suddenly my cusin says "yaar chal mere ghr chalte hn meri bike uthate hn 2 bikes hongee to maza ayega"
so we go to his house and take his bike we have two bikes a cg 125 and 2nd a very used bike all both bikes were of my 2 cusins i was driving cg and i was driving alone and on the other bike my 2 cusins are riding.my cusin said to me that follow us we had to go tailor to pick clothes i said yes .after piking clothes my cusin said "chal ab apni colony me chalte hn bharam karte hn 2 2 bikes hn " we go to colony every one was saying wah wah yar 2 bikes py ghum rhe ho aur wahenn naz lag gayee kisi ki as we leave colony and was going back to my cusins home to take his bike back to home. on the gate of colony i listned a big sound "dhuuuummmmmmmm" and i saw back my 2 other cusins were hitted to a another bike my cusins fall on the ground and other guy was also fall on the ground i was saved and also the bike cg 125 was also saved.my cusins got some scratches and they were saying ab ghr chal ghr walo ko btana parega yar hospital chalana parega but i convinced them to not to tell our families that they had accident bcz on that time we dont have permision to drive bikes can you believe that from yhe day one to till now no one knows about that accident expcept we 3. the bike which was suffered from accident was damaged its the brake pedal was curved and accelerator was loosed.but we take bike to mechanic and get it fixed.aur ab tak jb b is accedent ko yad karte he to hasse hi nahi ruktee

[mohsinwahhab]

my story is :
as usual me and my 2 other cusin meet every month or every 2 months,we are not only cusins but a very gud friends
a few years back me and 2 other my cusin comes to our granny flat to meet,we made a program to go for outing on bike and we started our journey i was driving bike and my cusins were sitting back,
as suddenly my cusin says "yaar chal mere ghr chalte hn meri bike uthate hn 2 bikes hongee to maza ayega"
so we go to his house and take his bike we have two bikes a cg 125 and 2nd a very used bike all both bikes were of my 2 cusins i was driving cg and i was driving alone and on the other bike my 2 cusins are riding.my cusin said to me that follow us we had to go tailor to pick clothes i said yes .after piking clothes my cusin said "chal ab apni colony me chalte hn bharam karte hn 2 2 bikes hn " we go to colony every one was saying wah wah yar 2 bikes py ghum rhe ho aur wahenn naz lag gayee kisi ki as we leave colony and was going back to my cusins home to take his bike back to home. on the gate of colony i listned a big sound "dhuuuummmmmmmm" and i saw back my 2 other cusins were hitted to a another bike my cusins fall on the ground and other guy was also fall on the ground i was saved and also the bike cg 125 was also saved.my cusins got some scratches and they were saying ab ghr chal ghr walo ko btana parega yar hospital chalana parega but i convinced them to not to tell our families that they had accident bcz on that time we dont have permision to drive bikes can you believe that from yhe day one to till now no one knows about that accident expcept we 3. the bike which was suffered from accident was damaged its the brake pedal was curved and accelerator was loosed.but we take bike to mechanic and get it fixed.aur ab tak jb b is accedent ko yad karte he to hasse hi nahi ruktee

Sorry to say bro per story bht boring thi

[sarfraz121]

Was going on Motor way with cousins-1 male(of my age) cousin and 2 female cousins(younger than me almost a year) sitting at the back -- anyways we were going and stopped at a service station ( qayam-o-watam) i bought a bottle of pepsi (2.25L)and some chips (the bigger pack) and thought to have a little party type mahol in the car,got back in the car-had the snacks we all shared but all three cousins took only 1 glass of pepsi so i thought the rest was all mine....anyways had drunk the whole bottle by myself and since i drank the whole bottle i had to let it go in desi zuban i had to peee real baddd told Haris my cousin by whispering in his ears coz the the 2 other cozins respected me alott .....Haris stepped on it ( the accelerator ) crossed 140kmph and saw another service station coming up.....he stopped the car...he also had to go to the washroom(keeping in mind this was a cng station washroom) so it was very dirty....did a loong garma garm peeee and came out !! after that it was Haris's turn when he came out he yelled "AHMED BHAI ITNI BARI POTTYYYY YEH KIA FLUSH TO KAR DETE " that potty wasnot done by me it was a leftover by some other man...he yelled so loud that eveybody standing in the waiting line could hear it and had probably laughed....mere kaan lal ho gayee nd tried to tell him it was not mine but he didn't believe me....got back in the car and saw Haris running towards the car when he sat in the car he was laughing like hell...the girls asked what happened and he couldn't stop he told the girls and the girls also started laughin' nd never spoke a word till the end of the journey.....did't buy anything else
and all the barham i had infront of the girls was destroyed in microseconds

LESSON LEARNED---while driving,never drink anything !!!

[mohsin47]

2nd last ^ Agreed

[rizkhan2010]

Was going on Motor way with cousins-1 male(of my age) cousin and 2 female cousins(younger than me almost a year) sitting at the back -- anyways we were going and stopped at a service station ( qayam-o-watam) i bought a bottle of pepsi (2.25L)and some chips (the bigger pack) and thought to have a little party type mahol in the car,got back in the car-had the snacks we all shared but all three cousins took only 1 glass of pepsi so i thought the rest was all mine....anyways had drunk the whole bottle by myself and since i drank the whole bottle i had to let it go in desi zuban i had to peee real baddd told Haris my cousin by whispering in his ears coz the the 2 other cozins respected me alott .....Haris stepped on it ( the accelerator ) crossed 140kmph and saw another service station coming up.....he stopped the car...he also had to go to the washroom(keeping in mind this was a cng station washroom) so it was very dirty....did a loong garma garm peeee and came out !! after that it was Haris's turn when he came out he yelled "AHMED BHAI ITNI BARI POTTYYYY YEH KIA FLUSH TO KAR DETE " that potty wasnot done by me it was a leftover by some other man...he yelled so loud that eveybody standing in the waiting line could hear it and had probably laughed....mere kaan lal ho gayee nd tried to tell him it was not mine but he didn't believe me....got back in the car and saw Haris running towards the car when he sat in the car he was laughing like hell...the girls asked what happened and he couldn't stop he told the girls and the girls also started laughin' nd never spoke a word till the end of the journey.....did't buy anything else
and all the barham i had infront of the girls was destroyed in microseconds

LESSON LEARNED---while driving,never drink anything !!!

hahaha
aapka dukh samjhaa jaa sakta hay
by the way, you could have clarified your position to your female cousins through a famous song by Shaggy, titled:
"It Wasn't me" :D

[dms664]

Was going on Motor way with cousins-1 male(of my age) cousin and 2 female cousins(younger than me almost a year) sitting at the back -- anyways we were going and stopped at a service station ( qayam-o-watam) i bought a bottle of pepsi (2.25L)and some chips (the bigger pack) and thought to have a little party type mahol in the car,got back in the car-had the snacks we all shared but all three cousins took only 1 glass of pepsi so i thought the rest was all mine....anyways had drunk the whole bottle by myself and since i drank the whole bottle i had to let it go in desi zuban i had to peee real baddd told Haris my cousin by whispering in his ears coz the the 2 other cozins respected me alott .....Haris stepped on it ( the accelerator ) crossed 140kmph and saw another service station coming up.....he stopped the car...he also had to go to the washroom(keeping in mind this was a cng station washroom) so it was very dirty....did a loong garma garm peeee and came out !! after that it was Haris's turn when he came out he yelled "AHMED BHAI ITNI BARI POTTYYYY YEH KIA FLUSH TO KAR DETE " that potty wasnot done by me it was a leftover by some other man...he yelled so loud that eveybody standing in the waiting line could hear it and had probably laughed....mere kaan lal ho gayee nd tried to tell him it was not mine but he didn't believe me....got back in the car and saw Haris running towards the car when he sat in the car he was laughing like hell...the girls asked what happened and he couldn't stop he told the girls and the girls also started laughin' nd never spoke a word till the end of the journey.....did't buy anything else
and all the barham i had infront of the girls was destroyed in microseconds

LESSON LEARNED---while driving,never drink anything !!!

u r a true Shareeef person

[sarfraz121]

u r a true Shareeef person

wo kese?????

[Xoofi]

Few months back, my father's cousin was visiting Karachi from Bahawalpur for some business purpose. Although there is some age difference but we did joke with each other but always in limit. I was using my laptop and he was sitting in my room asking me to check custom duties on different items which can be imported.

At that time, Meera's video was recently released and was hot topic in news. Suddenly, he popped a question.. beta ye net pe dekho Meera kitnay ki hai? I was kinda speechless for a few seconds and then replied.. Mujhay kia pta captain ko pta hoga

He burst into laughter and said I'm talking about Mira car. And then he said.. tere abbay se baat karni paray gi..

Dunno if it was his trap or he was genuinely asking for Mira's price but jo bhi tha.. BISTI Ho gayee

[usmanuetian]

replied.. Mujhay kia pta captain ko pta hoga

hahahahahaha....

[ism1]

I was doing as interpreter with a Chinese delegation and me n the interpreter from chinese side was in close liaison with each other for 5 days. she was very young? and beautiful/attractive/smart n what not :D. After couple of days when we got lil frank I asked her about her if she was married or not to which she asked me to guess her age. I told her that she will be 18 or max 20 and then she asked me my age and burst in to laughter when I told her about my age. She told me that she got a son of my age and she was 40+. I was embarrassed like hell as I was trying to get chummy with her. Moving on I admitted to her that I had a crush on her :$Later I asked her the secret and she was like that they eat cold food unlike us who like hot served food and 2ndly they drink hot/warm water unlike us who like cold water. She was having a glass flask sort of thing with hot water n some leaves in it and in hot weather of june when we were drinking yakh cold drinks, chinese were drinking same hot water.

@Xoofi cold food man cold food, not JHEENGHA LALA KARAHI & MUTTON KARAHI

[ism1]

Few months back, my father's cousin was visiting Karachi from Bahawalpur for some business purpose. Although there is some age difference but we did joke with each other but always in limit. I was using my laptop and he was sitting in my room asking me to check custom duties on different items which can be imported.At that time, Meera's video was recently released and was hot topic in news. Suddenly, he popped a question.. beta ye net pe dekho Meera kitnay ki hai? I was kinda speechless for a few seconds and then replied.. Mujhay kia pta captain ko pta hoga :DHe burst into laughter and said I'm talking about Mira car. And then he said.. tere abbay se baat karni paray gi..Dunno if it was his trap or he was genuinely asking for Mira's price but jo bhi tha.. BISTI Ho gayee

Sweet Bisti howi na Uncle ne ki hy tou

[dr3vil]

happend today
my car had some routine maintaince work
left it at workshop a friend came he done all mods to his car same as mine he wanted me to drive it so i can check how it preforms
took it to Gt road then motorway made quiet speed runs
then drivng like a boss black tints sound system banging every one staring at us
now while returning back to workshop there is a huge khadda! his car is LOwered so had to be very careful
i slowed down then in the middle of khadda car stalled a Xli behind us honks and dippers then huge line behind us
car won't start damn it
converted it to petrol then after 2 mins it started on petrol and i could se miles of cars behind us pilled up
after that i ignored lowered stuff and gave it a launch got out of the way
good thing was my friend has a permit for tints no one saw us

[themann4u]

I remember a story... me and my cousin both really good friends... once after my exams went to my mamoos home ... he is really frank with us aur shugal bhi boht lagate hain... anyway i love rap specially eminem's khair i had recently bought a new phone xperia L .. khair he was just checking the phone in sense of seeing it as my cousin wanted to buy a phone those days... so as he was checking he went to the music and played a song and forward it and listened every song for about 10 sec minimum.... as he was going throgh the playlist their was a version of superman in which their was sex sounds in the beginneing khair when he came to that song a girl started to breath (I hope u know what i mean ) and started to make moaning sound ... at that time i felt that time stood straight and me and my cousin looked at each others face and belive me i had nothing to say..... and the biggest thing that before he started any rapping he forward the song...... THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE...

[dr3vil]

I remember a story... me and my cousin both really good friends... once after my exams went to my mamoos home ... he is really frank with us aur shugal bhi boht lagate hain... anyway i love rap specially eminem's khair i had recently bought a new phone xperia L .. khair he was just checking the phone in sense of seeing it as my cousin wanted to buy a phone those days... so as he was checking he went to the music and played a song and forward it and listened every song for about 10 sec minimum.... as he was going throgh the playlist their was a version of superman in which their was sex sounds in the beginneing khair when he came to that song a girl started to breath (I hope u know what i mean ) and started to make moaning sound ... at that time i felt that time stood straight and me and my cousin looked at each others face and belive me i had nothing to say..... and the biggest thing that before he started any rapping he forward the song...... THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE...

LOL only sounds??
recently a friend bought q mobile Z4 the karrena kapoors of Q mobiles
well he brought it from some one
in class standing he showing off its quad core bla bla bla
s4 se behtar hai etc etc
and a girl asked can i see it he said sure but after a minute or so he got it back
now he showin it to us and in cameera there were photos of circumsiion procedure of his bhatija or bhanja even a video
of his process
he was soo embaraced and we asked so what if that girl gone though pics then?????
banda tamatar ki thran lal hogya
and it turned out phone was not his but of his relatives

[Xoofi]

LOL only sounds??
recently a friend bought q mobile Z4 the karrena kapoors of Q mobiles
well he brought it from some one
in class standing he showing off its quad core bla bla bla
s4 se behtar hai etc etc
and a girl asked can i see it he said sure but after a minute or so he got it back
now he showin it to us and in cameera there were photos of circumsiion procedure of his bhatija or bhanja even a video
of his process
he was soo embaraced and we asked so what if that girl gone though pics then?????
banda tamatar ki thran lal hogya
and it turned out phone was not his but of his relatives

haha who on earth would video tape this..

[mohsinwahhab]

haha who on earth would video tape this..

Hahahha yar tum ney lagta hai woh video nhe dekhi jis men aik bachey key sath yeh karwayi live ho rhi hoti hai aur woh punjabi men gandi galiyan dai rha haota hai ... ooo twadii..... hhhahahhaha