Embarrasing moments

[capsat]

friend ? like i said in some other thread MODs & Super MODs are friend to NO 1, they are ruthless when it is about keeping things clean & under control, am 100% with the Gang against MODs . at all forums am member.

MODs tolerate but break leash when it becomes extremely personal,. In my case @vcheng ignored the title Chena Malai and may HIT me hard some day when he is seriously in serious MOD mode.

[themann4u]

Everyone it is requested to please stick to the top
And @mods kindly delete extra posts

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[Vajih102]

Back when i was in the Eighth, i had cousins over one day and cook was on leave so my Mother asked me to buy rotis and naans from the tandoor. I was Talking to my best Friend Just then and told him to send. after Some Time the Door Bell rang and my cousin came Back Carrying something and said, 'Bilal sent this' and lo and behold! There were the Homemade chappatis delivered at home. My Mother couldn't stop Laughing and Scolding me at the Same Time and Rang Bill's mum to apologize.

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[bravo122]

So on eid we decided to go on a family trip to Nelum valley BEAUTIFUL PLACE i must say.
Tagging along was my brother parents and MY BROTHERS SON .1.5 years old charming kid .He recently learnt to jump .So during the journey he stands up in the middle of the Arm rest look at all of us at the back and would say "1 2 3 Jump" In his own jibrish language .

We all enjoyed since it was cute.He could Always jump on his father.After 3-4 dozen jumps .He was again on the console when Every one said "Jump on Ahmed Chachu" I wasnt bothered since i was on the window seat.
and in next 2 sec HE ACTUALLY JUMPED ON ME .I wasnt prepared for and to my bad luck His foot landed directly !@#$%^& YES THERE YOU GUESSED IT>
AND since i was with family i had to pretend nothing had happened .THERE WERE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES.I COULDN'T SPEAK FOR NEXT 15 MIN .

[md.don.100]

Koi baat nahi hota rehta hai @bravo122

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[bravo122]

Koi baat nahi hota rehta hai @bravo122

sent from my beloved Galaxy Note

Jis k sath hota hai na us se poucho !:-#

[tanveer780]

So on eid we decided to go on a family trip to Nelum valley BEAUTIFUL PLACE i must say.
Tagging along was my brother parents and MY BROTHERS SON .1.5 years old charming kid .He recently learnt to jump .So during the journey he stands up in the middle of the Arm rest look at all of us at the back and would say "1 2 3 Jump" In his own jibrish language .

We all enjoyed since it was cute.He could Always jump on his father.After 3-4 dozen jumps .He was again on the console when Every one said "Jump on Ahmed Chachu" I wasnt bothered since i was on the window seat.
and in next 2 sec HE ACTUALLY JUMPED ON ME .I wasnt prepared for and to my bad luck His foot landed directly !@#$%^& YES THERE YOU GUESSED IT>
AND since i was with family i had to pretend nothing had happened .THERE WERE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES.I COULDN'T SPEAK FOR NEXT 15 MIN .

Ooops bhai zyada to nhe lge

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[dms664]

So on eid we decided to go on a family trip to Nelum valley BEAUTIFUL PLACE i must say.
Tagging along was my brother parents and MY BROTHERS SON .1.5 years old charming kid .He recently learnt to jump .So during the journey he stands up in the middle of the Arm rest look at all of us at the back and would say "1 2 3 Jump" In his own jibrish language .

We all enjoyed since it was cute.He could Always jump on his father.After 3-4 dozen jumps .He was again on the console when Every one said "Jump on Ahmed Chachu" I wasnt bothered since i was on the window seat.
and in next 2 sec HE ACTUALLY JUMPED ON ME .I wasnt prepared for and to my bad luck His foot landed directly !@#$%^& YES THERE YOU GUESSED IT>
AND since i was with family i had to pretend nothing had happened .THERE WERE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES.I COULDN'T SPEAK FOR NEXT 15 MIN .

Toot to nahi gaye?

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[margallar]

Jis k sath hota hai na us se poucho !:-#

Reminds me of a recent cricket match

[COOLTAHIR]

So on eid we decided to go on a family trip to Nelum valley BEAUTIFUL PLACE i must say.
Tagging along was my brother parents and MY BROTHERS SON .1.5 years old charming kid .He recently learnt to jump .So during the journey he stands up in the middle of the Arm rest look at all of us at the back and would say "1 2 3 Jump" In his own jibrish language .

We all enjoyed since it was cute.He could Always jump on his father.After 3-4 dozen jumps .He was again on the console when Every one said "Jump on Ahmed Chachu" I wasnt bothered since i was on the window seat.
and in next 2 sec HE ACTUALLY JUMPED ON ME .I wasnt prepared for and to my bad luck His foot landed directly !@#$%^& YES THERE YOU GUESSED IT>
AND since i was with family i had to pretend nothing had happened .THERE WERE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES.I COULDN'T SPEAK FOR NEXT 15 MIN .

Oooooooooooooooo fracture wagera to nahi hua na

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[tanveer780]

Toot to nahi gaye?

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Lol

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[hamza91]

Toot to nahi gaye?

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hahahaha tootain *** nahe Juice nikal jay ga

[fawi]

So on eid we decided to go on a family trip to Nelum valley BEAUTIFUL PLACE i must say.
Tagging along was my brother parents and MY BROTHERS SON .1.5 years old charming kid .He recently learnt to jump .So during the journey he stands up in the middle of the Arm rest look at all of us at the back and would say "1 2 3 Jump" In his own jibrish language .

We all enjoyed since it was cute.He could Always jump on his father.After 3-4 dozen jumps .He was again on the console when Every one said "Jump on Ahmed Chachu" I wasnt bothered since i was on the window seat.
and in next 2 sec HE ACTUALLY JUMPED ON ME .I wasnt prepared for and to my bad luck His foot landed directly !@#$%^& YES THERE YOU GUESSED IT>
AND since i was with family i had to pretend nothing had happened .THERE WERE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES.I COULDN'T SPEAK FOR NEXT 15 MIN .

hhahahahaha.. u literally made me laugh out.. hahahaha.. epic

[Shafin619]

So on eid we decided to go on a family trip to Nelum valley BEAUTIFUL PLACE i must say.
Tagging along was my brother parents and MY BROTHERS SON .1.5 years old charming kid .He recently learnt to jump .So during the journey he stands up in the middle of the Arm rest look at all of us at the back and would say "1 2 3 Jump" In his own jibrish language .

We all enjoyed since it was cute.He could Always jump on his father.After 3-4 dozen jumps .He was again on the console when Every one said "Jump on Ahmed Chachu" I wasnt bothered since i was on the window seat.
and in next 2 sec HE ACTUALLY JUMPED ON ME .I wasnt prepared for and to my bad luck His foot landed directly !@#$%^& YES THERE YOU GUESSED IT>
AND since i was with family i had to pretend nothing had happened .THERE WERE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES.I COULDN'T SPEAK FOR NEXT 15 MIN .

OOOPSSS hahaha

[md.don.100]

bande ko alert rehna chaye aese situations mein.

[muradi]

Ooops bhai zyada to nhe lge

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Toot to nahi gaye?

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Oooooooooooooooo fracture wagera to nahi hua na

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hahahaha tootain *** nahe Juice nikal jay ga

And People and mods complain that i talk 18+

[nido807]

So on eid we decided to go on a family trip to Nelum valley BEAUTIFUL PLACE i must say.
Tagging along was my brother parents and MY BROTHERS SON .1.5 years old charming kid .He recently learnt to jump .So during the journey he stands up in the middle of the Arm rest look at all of us at the back and would say "1 2 3 Jump" In his own jibrish language .

We all enjoyed since it was cute.He could Always jump on his father.After 3-4 dozen jumps .He was again on the console when Every one said "Jump on Ahmed Chachu" I wasnt bothered since i was on the window seat.
and in next 2 sec HE ACTUALLY JUMPED ON ME .I wasnt prepared for and to my bad luck His foot landed directly !@#$%^& YES THERE YOU GUESSED IT>
AND since i was with family i had to pretend nothing had happened .THERE WERE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES.I COULDN'T SPEAK FOR NEXT 15 MIN .

Face expression aesa tha?

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[geforce911]

All right this happened long time ago in DXB..... I was leaving office n told my colleague to turn off all the lights n lock the doors as i was dying to have a smoke and went down towards parking lot and waiting for my colleague. Luckily my ex-school mate was also at the parking lot (bit dark area) waiting for his sister to take her home (his married sister n my office were in same building).
Now this friend of mine is always depressed due to his weight issues n very shy and always talk about girl related things! He’s rude & a loner n we usually made fun of him! While we were talking, he abruptly stopped told me to shut up n said in low desperate tone:

Friend: " bandi mujhay kaafi dair say daikh rahi hai aur tu araam say murh kar daikh aur bata ye kaun hai aur yeh aur kis floor mein rehti hai?!"

I said "f*** it yaar!" n back to our old discussion but stopped me again n said.....

Friend: yaar ajeeb banday ho! tu har rooz office jaatay aur tujhay pata nahi kay ye kaun hai! aaj iss badnaseeb ko koi daikh raha hai, and i said in frustration.......

"kuch sharam karo! usnay abbaya pehna huwa hai kya pata wo apnay husband ka wait kar rahi ho! aur apni shakal aur huliya check kar! tujhay to koi khusra bhi nahi daikna pasand karayga! kya pata wo mujhay check kar rahi hogi aur sooch rahi hogi kay ye handsome larka kis haathi kay saath khara huwa hai" :-p

But damn! He didn’t care to what I said! he was drooling n face became wet tomato and never saw him happier before and insisted me to believe in him that this girl is staring at me.... I saw her once again and (to my surprise) he was right about it that she was really looking at him! But it felt weird on why she was looking at him n not me:-/ (In my mind)

he said: "iskay kareeb jaa kar kharay hojaatay hain aur mein iska number maangu ga and I told him to slow down n don’t say that to her n just greet her first then ask for contact later n don’t forget to smile :D. We were standing at least 15-20 meters away from her and between us there was a parked car (she was standing closer to da car) n time was 7-8pm. this whole desi "love at first at first sight" fiasco happened for 7-9 minutes.

As we were coming closer to the parked car! he said duur say itni pyaari hai to kareeb aakar to mind blowing hogi blah blah blah (some 18+ words were said too)

Suddenly we heard the voice behind da car "mamu! mamu!" and came to him and grabbed his leg and in split second he freaked out and said (yeh to meri behan khari hui hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) O_O

I went into a shock for few sec & n next thing I remember was laughing non-stop n random people around us thought that i am in pain or something because i was laughing so hard dat my tears came out! i repeatedly asked him how the HELL u didnt notice that she was ur sister!? and he was soo embarrassed that he didn’t say a word n left me while i was still laughing!

later that night he called me n said: i forgot to wear my glasses blah blah blah n whatever he said i just laughed n he was begging me not to tell anyone........................but I already told our friends n teased him in an indirect way till he realized what was happening with him lol.....

I don’t know why I was not in mood on that day to talk about girl stuff! But luckily i didn’t say anything horrible/offensive or else he would have committed suicide!!!!

[memad]

While standing on a buffet counter with my family my little daughter started to walk with another female (disguise of Abaya) as she moved away I shouted the name of daughter loud, to my astonishment my daughter and that female both turned around and then my kid ran towards me. Then I realized that her name is same as my daughter. I felt a little bad that I shouted her name so loud but actually it was a father calling his child

[kick_in]

And People and mods complain that i talk 18+

And admins send me warning on everything, even on my avatar! -_-
Though on Saturday I was given a last warning!