Embarrasing moments

[mohsinwahhab]

Back in 2010 fm 105 karachi per aik radio show start hwa tha "the late night horror show" us show men log apney sath pesh aaney waley supernatural incidents share kartey they aik rat men show sun rha tha rat key 3 bajey show khatam hwa horror stories sun kar meri jan nikali hwe the men ney foran fm 106.2 laga lya ta key thorey songs sun kar dar khatam ho volume bilkul slow tha achanak sey volume khudi full ho gya headphones men like 2 sey direct 10 per aagya men ney cheekh mar kar mobile utha kar phenka dil aik dum halak men aagya tha bad men pata chala mobile men software fault tha

[mohsinwahhab]

Aik dafa mere tamam family members shadi attend karney ja rhe they men sir dard ka bahana bana kar ghar ruk gya un key janey key bad apney best friend anas ko call kari aaja party kartey han hum mazey sey bethey chill mahool men movie dekh rhe they key gate baja hum ney aik aur friend ko bhi call kar key bulaya tha men ney anas ko kaha ja kar dekh arif aaya ho ga us ney ja kar gate key side sey jhanka aur bhagta hwa aaya bola mohsin tera abba aagya hai mere hath men cigarette thi us key mon men gutka bhara tha table per ash tray gold leaf ka pack aur xyz stuff tha hum dono ney jaldi jaldi saman chupaya sub sey zyada anas ki tention thi hum dono pehley bhi smoking kartey howey pakrey gye they aur mere father ney strictly kaha tha key is key sath aayenda na dekhon tumhey , anas kamrey men gol gol ghoom rha tha yar mujhe chupa jaldi kahen per men ney usey drawing room men bheja aur ja kar gate khola to neighbours ki bachi biryani lai kar khari thi aur gate key aagey us key abu ney apni silver mehran park ki howi thi (same like my father,s car) men ney jub drawing room ka gate khola to anas aik izzat dar shaks ki tarha betha hwa tha aur us becharey ko gutka thokney ki jagah nhe mili thi us ney apney hath men thook kar hath apni jenz ki pocket men dala hwa tha :D:D

[RzuKhan]

Back in 2010 fm 105 karachi per aik radio show start hwa tha "the late night horror show" us show men log apney sath pesh aaney waley supernatural incidents share kartey they aik rat men show sun rha tha rat key 3 bajey show khatam hwa horror stories sun kar meri jan nikali hwe the men ney foran fm 106.2 laga lya ta key thorey songs sun kar dar khatam ho volume bilkul slow tha achanak sey volume khudi full ho gya headphones men like 2 sey direct 10 per aagya men ney cheekh mar kar mobile utha kar phenka dil aik dum halak men aagya tha bad men pata chala mobile men software fault tha

Hahahaha

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[COOLTAHIR]

Aik dafa mere tamam family members shadi attend karney ja rhe they men sir dard ka bahana bana kar ghar ruk gya un key janey key bad apney best friend anus ko call kari aaja party kartey han hum mazey sey bethey chill mahool men movie dekh rhe they key gate baja hum ney aik aur friend ko bhi call kar key bulaya tha men bey anus ko kaha ja kar dekh arif aaya ho ga us ney ja kar gate key side sey jhanka aur bhagta hwa aaya bola mohsin tera abba aagya hai mere hath men cigarette thi us key mon men gutka bhara tha table per ash tray gold leaf ka pack aur xyz stuff tha hum dono ney jaldi jaldi saman chupaya sub sey zyada anus ki tention thi hum dono pehley bhi smoking kartey howey pakrey gye they aur mere father ney strictly kaha tha key is key sath aayenda na dekhon tumhey , anus kamrey men gol gol ghoom rha tha yar mujhe chupa jaldi kahen per men ney usey drawing room men bheja aur ja kar gate khola to neighbours ki bachi biryani lai kar khari thi aur gate key aagey us key abu ney apni silver mehran park ki howi thi (same like my father,s car) men ney jub drawing room ka gate khola to anus aik izzat dar shaks ki tarha betha hwa tha aur us becharey ko gutka thokney ki jagah nhe mili thi us ney apney hath men thook kar hath apni jenz ki pocket men dala hwa tha :D:D

Hahaha ye dosti b insan ko kaha kaha poncha dete hy

[dosimeter]

Aik dafa mere tamam family members shadi attend karney ja rhe they men sir dard ka bahana bana kar ghar ruk gya un key janey key bad apney best friend anus ko call kari aaja party kartey han hum mazey sey bethey chill mahool men movie dekh rhe they key gate baja hum ney aik aur friend ko bhi call kar key bulaya tha men bey anus ko kaha ja kar dekh arif aaya ho ga us ney ja kar gate key side sey jhanka aur bhagta hwa aaya bola mohsin tera abba aagya hai mere hath men cigarette thi us key mon men gutka bhara tha table per ash tray gold leaf ka pack aur xyz stuff tha hum dono ney jaldi jaldi saman chupaya sub sey zyada anus ki tention thi hum dono pehley bhi smoking kartey howey pakrey gye they aur mere father ney strictly kaha tha key is key sath aayenda na dekhon tumhey , anus kamrey men gol gol ghoom rha tha yar mujhe chupa jaldi kahen per men ney usey drawing room men bheja aur ja kar gate khola to neighbours ki bachi biryani lai kar khari thi aur gate key aagey us key abu ney apni silver mehran park ki howi thi (same like my father,s car) men ney jub drawing room ka gate khola to anus aik izzat dar shaks ki tarha betha hwa tha aur us becharey ko gutka thokney ki jagah nhe mili thi us ney apney hath men thook kar hath apni jenz ki pocket men dala hwa tha :D:D

So your friend's name is "anus"???

[shoaibjafri9]

Aik dafa mere tamam family members shadi attend karney ja rhe they men sir dard ka bahana bana kar ghar ruk gya un key janey key bad apney best friend anus ko call kari aaja party kartey han hum mazey sey bethey chill mahool men movie dekh rhe they key gate baja hum ney aik aur friend ko bhi call kar key bulaya tha men bey anus ko kaha ja kar dekh arif aaya ho ga us ney ja kar gate key side sey jhanka aur bhagta hwa aaya bola mohsin tera abba aagya hai mere hath men cigarette thi us key mon men gutka bhara tha table per ash tray gold leaf ka pack aur xyz stuff tha hum dono ney jaldi jaldi saman chupaya sub sey zyada anus ki tention thi hum dono pehley bhi smoking kartey howey pakrey gye they aur mere father ney strictly kaha tha key is key sath aayenda na dekhon tumhey , anus kamrey men gol gol ghoom rha tha yar mujhe chupa jaldi kahen per men ney usey drawing room men bheja aur ja kar gate khola to neighbours ki bachi biryani lai kar khari thi aur gate key aagey us key abu ney apni silver mehran park ki howi thi (same like my father,s car) men ney jub drawing room ka gate khola to anus aik izzat dar shaks ki tarha betha hwa tha aur us becharey ko gutka thokney ki jagah nhe mili thi us ney apney hath men thook kar hath apni jenz ki pocket men dala hwa tha :D:D

Hahahaha

[saboor73]

I visit my friend's home after a long time he was repairing his bed I decided to help him, the wooden panel under the mattress was broken we decided to go to get new one.

we got to market at 10 at night it was loadshedding time of that area due to load shedding the market was about to close luckily we found one shop open.

suzuki pick up were all gone due to time we were left w with no choice but to keep it on bike and go out of market and find some suzuki pickup and it was the biggest mistake we did I was sitting behind and holding the panel and suddenly my friend found a big hole and crossed the bike over it and "dagam" and the wooden palen hitted my "soft ball" and I was "bike roko roko" he stopped and I start jumping like frog "I was cricket player and have learned that if the hard ball hit soft balls jump like frog" now imagine jumping like frog in middle of road

[COOLTAHIR]

I visit my friend home after a long time he was repairing his bed I thought to help him the wooden panel under the mattress was broken we decided to go to get new one we got there at 10 at night it was loadshedding time of that area due to load shedding the market was about to close luckily we found one shop opened the suzuki pick up were all gone due to time we were left w with no choice but to keep it on bike and go out of market and find some suzuki pickup and it was the biggest mistake we did I was sitting behind and holding the panel and suddenly my friend found a big hole and crossed the bike over it and "dagam" and the wooden palen hitted my "soft ball" and I was "bike roko roko" he stopped and I start jumping like frog "I was cricket player and have learned that if the hard ball hit soft balls jump like frog" now imagine jumping like frog in middle of road

Hahahahahahha

[Corollarules]

Aik dafa mere tamam family members shadi attend karney ja rhe they men sir dard ka bahana bana kar ghar ruk gya un key janey key bad apney best friend anus ko call kari aaja party kartey han hum mazey sey bethey chill mahool men movie dekh rhe they key gate baja hum ney aik aur friend ko bhi call kar key bulaya tha men bey anus ko kaha ja kar dekh arif aaya ho ga us ney ja kar gate key side sey jhanka aur bhagta hwa aaya bola mohsin tera abba aagya hai mere hath men cigarette thi us key mon men gutka bhara tha table per ash tray gold leaf ka pack aur xyz stuff tha hum dono ney jaldi jaldi saman chupaya sub sey zyada anus ki tention thi hum dono pehley bhi smoking kartey howey pakrey gye they aur mere father ney strictly kaha tha key is key sath aayenda na dekhon tumhey , anus kamrey men gol gol ghoom rha tha yar mujhe chupa jaldi kahen per men ney usey drawing room men bheja aur ja kar gate khola to neighbours ki bachi biryani lai kar khari thi aur gate key aagey us key abu ney apni silver mehran park ki howi thi (same like my father,s car) men ney jub drawing room ka gate khola to anus aik izzat dar shaks ki tarha betha hwa tha aur us becharey ko gutka thokney ki jagah nhe mili thi us ney apney hath men thook kar hath apni jenz ki pocket men dala hwa tha :D:D

The way you spelled your friend's name is more embarrassing. Lol

[md.don.100]

Okay so me and my uncle were listening to F.M 106.10 (which was highly stupid of us (In such a modern age) in a car,we stopped at a traffic single which was very close to a Mosque, anyhow the "Azaan" and our cars speaker where blaring with the Following stupid lines (which were the slogan of FM 106.10 after a music ends) that was :
Subha shaam just Music, FM 106.2.. ..... just Music.it had a rhythm in it
The cars sound system had basically gotten hanged so it took us a while to turn it off.
There was an old couple in the car adjacent to us, and they where looking at us with "Astaghfarullah reaction"

[Shafin619]

Have you ever asked someone for one ciggrate at red signal stop? Well i did and person throw complete box in my car and smiled

Was the box empty or full?

[zamza]

Was the box empty or full? [emoji14]

Only 4 cigarettes were taken

[Shafin619]

Only 4 cigarettes were taken

Baray dil wala banda tha lol.

[Rapper]

Okay so me and my uncle were listening to F.M 106.10 (which was highly stupid of us In such a modern age)

I prefer radio rather than personal tracks lists mostly.
Ain't stupid I suppose. Still what ever rocks the boat.

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[fawadakbarkhan]

Okay so me and my uncle were listening to F.M 106.10 (which was highly stupid of us (In such a modern age) in a car,

Haha don't be a victim of inferiority complex. Lol. I still listen to the radio rather than listening to a usb or a "modern" disc which repeats itself over and over.

All modern cars of this modern age have modern radios.

[dms664]

Have you ever asked someone for one ciggrate at red signal stop? Well i did and person throw complete box in my car and smiled

Which brand?

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[Kazi_Sahaab]

Lol.
Must be k2

[mohsinwahhab]

Lol.
Must be k2

K2 phir bhi thora mahenga hai wonder ho ga

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[aliusman420]

Some days ago I was running around the whole house, I was finding my car's key and it was nowhere to be seen.
I was going nuts and there were some guests at home as well.
So after around half an hour of khwari I came to my mother and asked her to find my key for me, she said agar mujhe mill gai to bohat izzat honi hai tumhari
She asked if I had checked my suit's pockets which I was wearing the night before and I said yes I checked it but they key wasn't there.
She came in my room, checked the coat's inner pocket and there it was, the key!
Jo cheez mujhe aadhay ghantay se nahi mill rahi thi mama ko within 2 minutes mill gai

[kick_in]

Some days ago I was running around the whole house, I was finding my car's key and it was nowhere to be seen.
I was going nuts and there were some guests at home as well.
So after around half an hour of khwari I came to my mother and asked her to find my key for me, she said agar mujhe mill gai to bohat izzat honi hai tumhari
She asked if I had checked my suit's pockets which I was wearing the night before and I said yes I checked it but they key wasn't there.
She came in my room, checked the coat's inner pocket and there it was, the key!
Jo cheez mujhe aadhay ghantay se nahi mill rahi thi mama ko within 2 minutes mill gai

Mom's have some kind of magic!

Once I was doing the same thing as you, but I was finding my jacket, I asked my mom, she came in my room, opened the cupboard and took it out.

I was like "Abhi mainay be yahan dekha tha, kuch nae tha" And my mom said "nae beta abhi jinn akay rakh kay gaya na?" :P