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[Xulfiqar]

Stop posting lunacy.

[hash4u]

[sohikun]

A lot of people tried this on small scale via solar, windmill and genny and landed into a ton of legal trouble

In pakistan? Hard to believe, meanwhile ppl offering muft kunda service."Sar ji tusi tension na loo tusi 20 hazaar kado aayy jara bijali dah bill haay mur ke wapas nhi aaega."

Legal trouble !! Is that even a thing ?!? Meanwhile in police stations, ji saar chori kaa alaag ratee haay, oh murder case, ji sarr uska alaag rate haay. SAB THEEK HO JAYE GAH, baas piesaa do. SHO eating haram money.

Oh business competition, hahaha ! Kidnap kerlo, dakeitt service. Special dakeit ambulance "bolan".

Point is ~ laagil teuble doesn't exist - feed money = problem solved. Back in xim forums, we use to say the problem = the solution, in pak we say the problem = the money.

[Xulfiqar]

Issue was that the huge genny was confiscated and because it is “behtreen maal, everyone salivates on it and wants a piece of the cake.

Thats the legal trouble I mentioned.

You can however do a double jewish and give one genny free to the people in power so they leave your system alone (like riaz malik does with praapty)

[sohikun]

Thats the legal trouble I mentioned.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You can however do a double jewish and give one genny free to the people in power so they leave your system alone (like riaz malik does with praapty)

Nawaa pakistan, khan sab ki gormint. Nothing has changed & ppl use to label me a retarded dumba**. Agya nawaa pakistan, " baas khan ajye jaadu ker degah ". Pakistan nawaa hojye gah. Logically speaking, this mulk is far beyond from repair now.

Currently, 50% of textile industry is closed - High electricity bills. Just slapped me with a 60k+ bill, as if I have a whole factory in my home. No surprise, policy makers were high on meth before releasing new policies.

Anyway -- factories were offered kunda service and some availed it, speedrun to hell. The one who got caught used, the problem, the money solution.

[pwuser166331039855]

@hash4u
thank you so much

Guys, thanks for your contribution. But please also share your business ideas too. Since you never know who picks that idea and become successful.

[pwuser166331039855]

I met a person who has animal feed biz in middle east.
They collect the remainings of the crops like Penut, corn, (he told me couple of others too which I don’t remember exactly which crop was that), etc. Crush them, dry them, make packets/bundles and export from PK to middle east. According to him, this is the most favorite feed for the animals there, especially The Camels. Because camels eat this dried feed like they are having bachelor party. And buffalo/cows eat that feed too like crazy.

Can you believe they are exporting 40-50 Containers per month ?
And this is amazingly continuous & profitable business.

[Xulfiqar]

This is a big issue

People believe in “person” rather than system. - ask any generic person about any issue and problem is usually “gormint”

Ask how to fix it.. and get deer in headlights look! Or chanting for some political party. Lol.

[Xulfiqar]

So why are we continuing this when you categorically have claimed that to be an educator in Pakistan one doesnt need education at all…

Care to expand on this?

Its like visiting a quack dentist on a footpath because he claims hes a dentist. Rather than visit an actual DDS

[pwuser166331039855]

Normally if you are going to start a business here with capital of suppose 10 crore. Then you have to keep the same amount or at-least 50% of it to feed the alligators of the govt. department.

But despite all these hurdles, still we have more than enough businessmen, investors, corporation, associations, etc. who are working good in such tense situations too and flourishing their business.

[Xulfiqar]

I know at least 30 Pakistani business families who have moved their businesses to turkey and some other balkan countries

They visit me anytime they land anywhere in USA, according to them moving out made their business expand 100 fold. No crabs in bucket mentality like they saw in pk.

[sohikun]

Sure bro !! Why not !!

Here are a few things which I learned over the past years. It's never too late - complete your degree. Do what you love and look at things realistically how much potential a certain field has. Now learn the necessary skills to pursue that certain field you love, either it's web development or editing or anything, improve and start freelancing via learned skill. If you want to start a business, e-commerce is the way to go. Start small and grow, solve an actual problem. One could start a clothing brand, perfume brand or start a online retail store. As a business owner myself : I recommend focusing on these things.

• Have confidence in your product
• Be honest (no lying)
• Good after-sales services (return policy)

The first year ppl will face challenges -- don't get disheartened. It’s definitely a learning curve in ecommerce -due to the high return order ratio in pk. Also, there is nothing like overnight success. Everything good thing takes time and effort + consistency. Believe in Allah and pray. Also, advertisement via fb and insta is very important or you won't get any traffic. One could start his business from daraz and work his way up, eventually making his/her shopify ecommerce website.

There are many other points which I haven't mentioned, this post will get longer. It's best to do your own research on this ( ecommerce ) gl.

[pwuser166331039855]

Care to expand on this?

I am still on my words dear and shared real example of it. I can arrange a phone number of that person too or if you are here in Lahore, let me know and we can go together to meet him in person. And I bet if you personally meet him once, you won’t wish to meet him again since despite billionair he is still tooooo desi and speaks mostly Punjabi with everyone.

Anyway, if you want to discuss about it more, please make a separate thread, tag me there and I will happily share my thoughts there. But not in this thread pleeeeeeeez. Its sincere request.

[pwuser166331039855]

Zabardast input
couldn't agree more

[sohikun]

Lmao
Ah ! Reminds me of the zardari arc. The problem = kill. His guards were professional dakeits.

[pwuser166331039855]

I know few people too who’ve moved their business to other countries.
I know PK guy running very famous Turkish restaurant in Teksim square in Istanbul at most posh area.
I know PK guy who is doing property business in Turkey. He said its quite easy as compared with property biz in PK.
I know a PK guy who went usa on spouse visa but now he owns 2 fuel stations and 2 stores there.
I know a PK guy who is having landscape biz in usa and earning more than a smaller biz man here in PK.
I know a PK guy who runs fleet of heavy vehicles in USA. He started with 1 truck self driving. But now he owns 8 trucks of his own and 6 on rent. Running fleet of 14 trucks and operating the whole network from his mobile.

And in the similar context we have thousands and thousands of businessmen here who never went abroad but they are running absolutely bigger business now.

In any business, sky is your limit.

[sohikun]

No crabs in bucket mentality like they saw in pk

Pisses me off, I hate such people.

" OH GGG AA HARAM DE KAMA RHA HAAY "
" Oye aun de baap da si ", "Chori da maal".

Hasad promotes nazar, I have heard alot of things when I started a online extension of my retail store. People said "Ehh te sanu maran aye ne", "ehh te sadda karobar tabbah Karan aine". Auna da beta agayaa haay, ay maran aye ne. Well, anyway, that's the past. Meh ! Best thing to do is ignore and move on.

[pwuser166331039855]

Do you ever hear that some countries import the Cow’s dung ?
It sounds like dirty work, but its being used in making bio gas and its strong organic fertilizer too.
Especially the warm countries like Middle east import Cow’s dung in thousand tons every year and its major applications are to use it as organic fertilizer for agriculture.

[Xulfiqar]

yes its called slurry farming.. Everyone knows of this..

Its not as easy as collecting poop piles and filling containers of it, the requirements are quite specific and the few that are exporting from Pk are quite high educated biologists to "control the product outcome" - they are minting money though.

none of them were educated in Pk though

[sohikun]

I have seen a sudden rise in perfume and clothing brands- every day, someone copies this idea. No one is trying to solve real problems - again, the issues they are trying to solve aren't actually issues, and their solutions arent "solutions" to those issues. Also, a lot of people are selling these "Shopify" courses ~ stop believing in overnight success. Don’t buy their courses ~ invest it somewhere else.

If people want to start something, maybe, solve an actual problem.