Hilarious Stupid Funny Tricks/Works By Mechanic Ustaads

[pwuser153331236425]

When i got my oil changed, after the mechanic refilled my car i myself cleaned the disptick and rechecked the oil level. Whenever i change my oil i check it almost when ever I am taking it out of my home and also look down for leaks for at least a week

[pwuser153331236425]

Ecu’s and suspensions ? No relation no sense

[ahmedstudio]

That's what I am talking about. Mechanic ustaad messed around with something that was none of his business.

[xenerking]

i think modern cars and suv have suspension settings controlled by ECU like ride height according to speed n gear ratios on 100 series n above TLCs...

stif or soft suspensions options, sporty or comfort modes...

active suspension systems and d9jt know wat else....

[xenerking]

or get barish ka paani in radiator which has some holly n magical powers to cure many unknow problems making car smooth n achieve 20km/ltr

[dms664]

in KP areas mechanics use naswar to cure radiator leaks and surprisingly it works too.

[shahidali1091]

During overhaulling when i was busy with something else shagird ustad heated the spark plugs on stove and installed. Result was cross thread. Destroyed the threads of head. A lot of vibration at cold start due to half screwed spark plug..and i was like what is wrong ..

[shahidali1091]

Another shagird ustad while fitting alternator exchanged the wires of field winding and battery indication ..which destroyed the regulator. I had to buy new alternator..

[shahidali1091]

Once i took my 93 model racer to most famous electrician in my area "jia ustaad" to fix no movement of temp gauge. After fiddling for more than 30 minutes i got the fatwa" iski contol ic khrab hogy hy jiska koi solution ni" .i was like what ?an ic to drive analog gauge in 1993 model ?.. after returning home i checked myself and found corrosion on terminals. After cleaning every thing was perfect.

[shahidali1091]

Mostly behind damaged parts are these hathora groups. They will never accept their mistake. Once took my cultus 2009 with factory fitted cng to another cng expert due to car engine getting off at low rpms. And their fatwa was " bhai g ye company wali sari wiring utrwa k new wiring krawalo local cng sw wali ye company wali bekar hy. Or mery hath me estimated bill b pkra dya k ijazat ho to hm apni ustadi dikhai .. " i simply reversed my car and then never vistied them

[RehanBhatti]

And you spared those bastards after all those blunders.

[pwuser153331236425]

Well our normal local dont have air suspension or any suspension system that has relation with the ecu. You only get air suspension with high end bmw and mercs but i still dont think that air suspension is controlled by ecu

[xenerking]

TLC/ Prados have automatic height control...

[pwuser153331236425]

True bu the person i replied to did not have air suspensions

[pwuser153331236425]

Well although my story isnt funny or interesting i will still tell you what my denter did.
Now it was probably my 2nd denter ( 1st denter/painter were shit.) he actually did a great job with repairing my front end of the car. Since the radiator was a bit bent, he told me he can UNBENT the radiator. Now to working on the radiator requires removal of radiator from its pipe lines. He tried his best to make sure that the AC gas wouldnt leak. That was ok. He also needed to drain the coolant. So far going good.
After the repair I went home and kept driving my car for the day ( it was my board exam that day so the denter brought my car with his friend so i could go to attempt my exams. It was also hot and the month of Ramadan. )
Next I opened the hood to check if the repair was done properly checking for leaks, fluid levels etc.
There was NO COOLANT. Driving around in hot summer with AC on and no COOLANT. Thank god I checked my car the other day. I hurried and poured 50/50 water coolant mix.
So remember to check you car for fluids, leaks and any suspicious behavior the second you get your car from ur mechanic.
Next one is a bit amusing
Also after like 10 months i went to him again because the horn was not working. Checked the wiring in front of him. It just needed rewiring and some adjustments
All i did was i got in my car after my horn was fixed and as it was working he shut the bonnet and I gave him his money and went away.
Almost a week later i wanted to check my engine oil level. It turned out he left his PLIERS between air intake and air filter box. Thank god it didnt fell down while driving and get caught in the belts.
He didnt call himself an ustaad. He does ok job but hes pretty careless after all

[nnabeel]

go back and kick hiss behind with steel boots. and never go back to him for repairs

[RehanBhatti]

Pakka chersi hai​

[pwuser153331236425]

He is a denter by profession. He is really good at denting. Unlike most denter he doesn’t leave any paint damage mark or uneveness in paint when he dents. Also he knows a painter who sprays paint at a proper paint booth for reasonable price. Was overall very satisfied

[ahmedstudio]

Nice !!!

[ahmedstudio]

This has to be one of the most epic ones in this thread.