I was surfing the Internets and came across this thread. Why don't we do this and make a similar list which is relevant to Pakistani automotive brands and have it featured at the PakWheels Blog?
For over a century now, carmakers have been bullshitting us with bogus slogans and marketing nonsense. Just as they did last year, Jalopnik readers came up with ten honest car slogans to set things straight.
Blown Head Gasket. It's What Makes A Subaru A Subaru.56789...11
We Still Exist.161718
I Can't Feel My Face!20
What's Fuel Economy?22232425
More options than a white kid growing up in Connecticut.29303132
Something Something Something Detroit.3536373839
Give Us Another Chance, Baby! We'll Change, We Promise!
Seriously, We Are Not As Shitty As You Remember444546
Born From Debts.5152
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