A wise man (who usually drives a Yellow 1942 Ford GPW, which has 567 as part of its number plate) once told me a joke.
A man goes to a pet store where he sees three parrots lined up. He asks the pet store owner the price of each parrot.
The store owner points to the first parrot, and says: "this is a very special parrot. He can operate tanks, artillery guns, and missiles. His price is Rs. 15,000".
"What about this parrot?" the man asks. The owner replies: "this is an even more special parrot. He is a sharpshooter, and can be sent on special missions. His price is Rs. 25,000."
The man is very impressed. Dartey huey woh teesre totay ki qeemat poochta hai. Dukaan ka maailk kehta hai: "aey tota Panja Hazzar rupaiyye da hai"
The man asks him: "what does this parrot do?"
The owner replies: "sachi poocho baoojee, te aey karda karaanda kujj vee naien. Par baqi dowain inoon 'Guru Ji' kehnde nein"
Tau Bhaiyyo...hamarey Guruji karte karaatey bhi bohut kuchh hain! That's why he's priceless!