Joke: I like your thinking

[robin]

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence And you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Johnny.

He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot!"

The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking,"

Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"

To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, . . . but I like your thinking!"

[Salarzae]

@robin, I like u'r thinking!!!

hehehhehheh!!! nice one!

here's mine!

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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated what kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

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[robin]

@Salarzae: hehe

[ToYoTa_SuPrA]

@robing ans Salarzae
HAHA!!!!! Very nice!!!!!

[GLI]

Lol..hilarious!

[bilalahm]

Teacher asks the class that which fruit is round and is sweet, little johnny says an apple, the teacher replies no it's an orange but I like the way you are thinking.
Little johny asks the teacher that what am I holding in my hand(while his hand is in his pocket) that's round and it has a head on it, the teacher says " little johny, it's disgusting" . Little johny says that it's a coin, but I like the way you are thinking.

[khattak]

lolsss. u made that up urself bilal!

[khattak]

Following is a true story!

When Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his
famous one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind statement but followed
it by several remarks, usual between him, the other astronauts and Mission
Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic
remark, "Good luck Mr. Gorsky".

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet
Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or
American space programs.

Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the Good luck Mr.
Gorsky statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

Four years ago, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought
up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr.
Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His
friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbors' bedroom
windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the
ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky.

"Oral sex? You want oral sex? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks
on the moon!"

[FLi_GTi]

HAHA
Quality Stuff!
Props!

[bilalahm]

George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word 'tragedy'. So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

One boy stood up and said,
"If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush.
"That would be an accident."

A girl raised her hand and said,
"If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," the President said.
"That's what we would call a Great Loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked,
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said,
"If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy."

"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asked the President.

"Well," Johnny said.
"Because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn't be a Great Loss..."

[charterali]

Name of which thing start with a "C" and ends with "T", its brown and got hairs around it.

Thnxx..

[cowboy]

Coconut

[system]

The professor asked a girl in his physiology class, " What part of the body expands to ten times its natural size under an emotional impact?"
Blushing, the girl said, " I would rather not answer that."
The professor called on the boy sitting next to her, who promptly replied, "The pupil of the

eye."
The professor turned back to the girl and said, " Your confusion shows: one,
that you did not study your lesson; two,
that you have a dirty mind;
and three,
that you will be sadly disappointed."

[khattak]

LOLSSS!