I saw your other posts, you are no fond of KIA and that is for sure and that reflects in your post.
"You didn't ask a SINGLE VALID question."
You need to read the post again but let me post it again for you:
Monthly? bhai monthly konsi service hoti hai?
are you really sure that an Audi's maintenance costs the same as Sportage?
Now to answer your questions:
What i wrote is: "so chances of it being a setup cannot be excluded..." so that was an assumption, but since you find it hilarious, i am happy for you that i made you laugh 
Again it comes back to my question, how much is Audi's periodic maintenance costs for any of its SUV model? If the periodic maintenance of Audi SUV or BMW SUV costs around 30-35k then I will agree to your point.
Definitely, I am up for it.
Again the same questions as above....as far as it being 3rd tier Korean car, what can i say, people go leaps and bounds in their hatred for certain things but nobody thinks of it as a 3rd tier vehicle or company:
If majority of owners here faced this issue, can someone please advise on this? Has someone waited for months to get his/her car's some part replaced?