Bro I'm looking at AC compressor repairs and brake caliper replacements. Even a piece of plastic costs minimum of 5k with genuine Honda parts, and these things will set me back at least 40-50k more.
I'm not saying that a battery is a lot. I just have a finite sum of money and I have to choose my poison based on the criticality level of each of the dozens of issues plaguing my car and work my way up gradually.
But you're very confident about this being a battery issue so I'm going to go ahead and get a new one. But before that, I might visit the electrician @capsat very kindly mentioned and have their opinion (thank you so much capsat)
Really appreciate the help guys. And please don't be mad @dani_kk I know you're only trying to help. <3