Pakwheels Clich'es

[aref]

7. Good luck with the sale

The pinnacle of being a post-whor3

hehehe
so true!

[dr3vil]

Personality Disorder:

Name : ******
Age: 28

Comment : ''hey lil kid, you better concentrate in your studies rather than net''.........

After being asked: ''I'm sorry, I was only joking, I am 15, add me on Facebook''

Now come on. What the hell man!
These ignorant kids trying to act hardcore with the keyboard and then asking to be friends on facebook, they should get a life!

So true
but rename it as age disorder

[JuGnO]

when mods come to play they surely make many ppl smile
nice postings

[umair000]

most of the ppl now days write " IF I DONT GET WhAT I AM ASKING I WILL RATHER KEEP IT THEN SELLING " :P

[JuGnO]

the power windows and ABS jokes

[kamilali]

Another biggest Clicjhe is that

After every thread that is posted with pictures of spotted crashed vehicles, almost every member behaves & replies on that thread like he or she is a forensic expert in some international agency,
comments are like that

1- this car seems that it tried to drift but hitted a pole etc etc
2- may be driver lost control due to " eating pop corns"
& at the end a big genius enters the thread by saying thats why say no to local crap blah blah blah

& blah blah continues.......

[adl01]

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[bango]

Jugno, Umair, Kamil, Adl - Spot on all of you!!!

The most popular one right now (well, for the last couple of months actually) is the following;

After anything which has been posted in Urdu, there are members who start jumping and bouncing saying ''can someone translate it...I don't understand urdu''.

Now I do not have many issue against those Pakistanis who actually can not read Urdu - no offense to them. The rest are wannabes who just do it to give the impression that they're ''superior because they only speak english".

Ironic, because their english skills aren't something to be proud of either.

[kamilali]

Jugno, Umair, Kamil, Adl - Spot on all of you!!!

The most popular one right now (well, for the last couple of months actually) is the following;

After anything which has been posted in Urdu, there are members who start jumping and bouncing saying ''can someone translate it...I don't understand urdu''.

Now I do not have many issue against those Pakistanis who actually can not read Urdu - no offense to them. The rest are wannabes who just do it to give the impression that they're ''superior because they only speak english".

Ironic, because their english skills aren't something to be proud of either.

hahahaha
thanks for spotting me:P

'superior because they only speak english".
Don't know how the superiority thing came in between languages issue,
IN URDU: "English humaray angrez aqaon ki language hai, iss liay 1 mindset hai humaray mulk mai k jo English totay ki trha aur mu terha ker k bolay ga wohi superior hai for example: Watch Dawn News"

I know my English skills

"aren't something to be proud of either"

Its beacuse of the texting habbit, that made my English poor using shortcuts..
Anyways, I will make my English "Understandable" in posts from now or will return to Urdu (Like a common Pakistani)
Now Happy;)

[iLLDuDe786]

Jugno, Umair, Kamil, Adl - Spot on all of you!!!

The most popular one right now (well, for the last couple of months actually) is the following;

After anything which has been posted in Urdu, there are members who start jumping and bouncing saying ''can someone translate it...I don't understand urdu''.

Now I do not have many issue against those Pakistanis who actually can not read Urdu - no offense to them. The rest are wannabes who just do it to give the impression that they're ''superior because they only speak english".

Ironic, because their english skills aren't something to be proud of either.

chill dude its mostly only me or storm who ask 4 translations, we both can't understand it, btw its not like you ever helped us:P

[bango]

"English humaray angrez aqaon ki language hai, iss liay 1 mindset hai humaray mulk mai k jo English totay ki trha aur mu terha ker k bolay ga wohi superior hai"

Spot on again!!!

[MominHaq]

Bango: I know potohari, does that make me superior than you?

[bango]

Bango: I know potohari, does that make me superior than you?

If its potohari with british accent, HELL YES!!!

[MominHaq]

If its potohari with british accent, HELL YES!!!

Sure why not, I'll also throw in some american as well.

Superior Squared!

[kalia]

I went through entire 18 pages only to find most of these remain unmentioned. Come on Bango n Co.

- Nice Spottings

(Nice guy appreciating the thread where someone posted few close up pictures of a car taken from Google or Bing or some other forum.)

- Twodee, toadee, rolla

You are just not a PW member if you haven't read these words.

• Exhaust manifolds, Calipers, DriveTrain, ECU, DOHC, Intake, Stock, Auto Tranny, and others.

To become a tuning/mod expert at PW, use these words as frequently as you can. Trust me people will read when you post, understanding is another thing.

• Does 'xyz car' 2010 model come with turbo. My friend's cousin's uncle's nephew's neighbour was sayin the latest model comes with a turbo.

• ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO

3000 (give or take) out of 4000 total posts of a PW veteran will have any or all of these acronyms.

• BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Remaining 1000 will have words like this mentioned often. This is a recent cheeky reply by PWers. Does laughing like a lamb make your useless post worthwhile?

• B*tch, Whor3s, F****n D**k

Being a Moderator gives you a divine right, whereby you can get away with words like these just because you masked them.

• Inferiority Complex

Many PWers are frustrated at a lesser post count than some other PWer and post just for the sake of it.

• DP

Search Google Images for strings like "Fast Cars" or "Ferrari" "zonda" "veyron" and others of the sort. Then upload the picture and feel proud like owning it and that you have a faster car in your DP even if you are allowed to drive to the market once every week under the supervision of your father on a CNG mehran to buy grocery.

• DP2

If this sounds dumb, be smart and search "RPM Meter" in Google. Save and upload the first image which has red color in it and the needle is just a notch behind the max. If this doesn't attract you, upload pics of hot girls like you play ludo with a tonne of these beauties daily.

• BPD

Borderline Personality Disorder. Read its definition, most PWers will identify with this. I am not a doctor but still feel many PWers show similar symptoms.

[sulemanmirza]

Exhaust manifolds, Calipers, DriveTrain, ECU, DOHC, Intake, Stock, Auto Tranny, and others.

To become a tuning/mod expert at PW, use these words as frequently as you can. Trust me people will read when you post, understanding is another thing.

lolz thats a good one..!!!

[UsmanAnsari]

lol @kalia 100/100

[bango]

@Kalia - thank you for going through the whole thread! Most of what you've mentioned hasn't been mentioned earlier, and you've done a great job compiling them.

Your 10 posts in two years emphasise on the fact that quality is better than quantity.....Unless ofcourse, you have a second active user ID BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[asad_scorpio21]

1-short words likhnay ka rawaj aam hota ja raha hai kiyonkey time bohot kam hota hai , for example vdo, utube waghaira waghaira , men nay bhi aesa shoro kar dia hai , kabhi kabhar ghalti say video type kar jata hon phir delete kar kay vdo likhta hon takay logon par impression paray kay men bohot busy person hon

2-jesa kay aap jaantay hain kay men youtube oh sorry utube ki vdos post karnay ka shoqeen hon specially Falan gari Vs Falan gari , i.e Civic Vs Baleno , to jo car haar jati hai us kay fans kehtay hain , wrong gear shifting , dumb driver waghaira waghaira aur to kuch calculator pakar kar bethay hotay hain , civic produces 190 bhp , baleno 170 bhp ya pata nahi , max torque itna hai , power to weight ration pata nahi 3:9 hai waghaira waghaira.

@bango
sir jee yeh thread rules and regulations men shaamil kar den takay koi new member yeh ghaltian na repeat karen.

the word race and racer is the most favourite word of members , i.e
death racer, crazy racer , mental racer , innocent racer , killed to race , race fanatic , phajja racer , feeda racer , pagal racer

Location mentioned with ID ,
not isb , lhr , khi but
Toilet avenue ,
Bath mension,
jugle castle
waghaira waghaira

[Storm]

The most popular one right now (well, for the last couple of months actually) is the following;

After anything which has been posted in Urdu, there are members who start jumping and bouncing saying ''can someone translate it...I don't understand urdu''.

^can you translate that?