Pakwheels Clich'es

[asad_scorpio21]

70 Lacs in hand wat to buy??
10 din yeh add pakwheel par chalta raha , gari to koi nahi mili albata aik daku yeh add parh kar 11th day us tak pohonch gaya aur 70 lac lay kar ghaib ho gaya ,

[kamilali]

70 Lacs in hand wat to buy??
10 din yeh add pakwheel par chalta raha , gari to koi nahi mili albata aik daku yeh add parh kar 11th day us tak pohonch gaya aur 70 lac lay kar ghaib ho gaya ,

Often this add is being advertised by Dakoos:P

I know a man who cried on Pakwheels by making a thread titled, 20lacs in hand what to buy, in another thread that guy bought a Honda 125,
What a shame to him, In one hand 20lacs & on other hand a Honda125:(:(
& that man or a similar personality man is using very abusing language on PW pro forums, thats y nobody is messing with him....

I even don't want to insult him or anybody, but atleast kindly kindly never show off...
Peace! everybuddy....

[asad_scorpio21]

Often this add is being advertised by Dakoos:P

I know a man who cried on Pakwheels by making a thread titled with that, 20lacs in hand what to buy, in another thread that guy bought a Honda 125,
What a shame to him, In one hand 20lacs & on other hand a Honda125:(:(

lol

[kalia]

Your 10 posts in two years emphasise on the fact that quality is better than quantity.....Unless ofcourse, you have a second active user ID BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I don't. I have been a mod/admin at some IT forums before perhaps PW knew Vbulletin is a discussion board (with utmost respect) and do not think spamming forums wins any respect. Read 10 posts at least before you think about writing one of your own. My TIP!

Some more.

• Dad beats abu or father a million to 1 on PW.

Do any of PWers have abus or they are an extinct breed now.

• Dude this is Kewl!

Instantly makes my taat wala school appear like an international school system with English as the language of choice while talking.

• Ride
  If I use the word Ride for my FX, it will instantly make all PWers think I have a car that is either as huge as a Range Rover, Faster than a Lamborghini going full throttle downhill or more modified than a stretch Hummer owned by a black rapper in Hollywood.

[kamilali]

I don't. I am a mod at some other forums before PW was born and do not think spamming forums wins any respect. Read 10 posts at least before you think about writing one of your own. My TIP!

Some more.

- Dad outshines the word abu or father a million to 1 on PW.

Do any of PWers have abus or they are an extinct breed now.

- Dude this is Kewl!

Instantly makes your taat wala school appear like an international school system with English as the language of choice while talking.

- Ride
If I use the word Ride for my FX, it will instantly make all PWers think I have a car that is either as huge as a Range Rover, is Faster than a Lamborghini going full throttle downhill or more modified than a stretch Hummer owned by a black rapper in hollywood.

Very well said...:P:D:D
So you are now the Cliche king on PW;)

[bango]

I don't. I have been a mod/admin at some IT forums before perhaps PW knew Vbulletin is a discussion board (with utmost respect) and do not think spamming forums wins any respect. Read 10 posts at least before you think about writing one of your own. My TIP!

PW never claimed to be the first website on VB, so no offense taken It does claim to be the best Pakistani wheels website..which is a fact!

• Dad beats abu or father a million to 1 on PW.

Do any of PWers have abus or they are an extinct breed now.

See...the English Cliche. As SDM mentioned in another thread, if we keep westernizing and following their norms blindly, soon we'll be replacing "Dad" with ''Old Man''.

Ride
If I use the word Ride for my FX, it will instantly make all PWers think I have a car that is either as huge as a Range Rover, Faster than a Lamborghini going full throttle downhill or more modified than a stretch Hummer owned by a black rapper in Hollywood.

ROFL. Come to think about it, its true. 'Ride' actually gives that ''kewl'' impression

^can you translate that?

ROFL..translation from now on will be a paid service : 10 rupees per word.

[bango]

The RELIGION Cliche

Its astonishing how we Pakwheelers turn every other discussion into a religious debate. Be it a thread about Sania Mirza, or about the dignity of Mothers, or even a photo from express news with a girl watching polo festival..everything turns religious.

And when it happens, it gets dirty. Everyone becomes a philosopher, and a religious scholar - even those who have a history of hitting on anyone who seems like a female user, become the pioneers of 'pious movement' for a while.

And when this debate gets heated, the "Special One" announces his presence by declaring that religion is an illusion, every follower is an idiot.

[asad_scorpio21]

my ride (brand new even 2012 model rolla) after wash and wax polish

poster achi tarah gari ko dho kar malish kar kay kuch pics post kartay hain , to hamaray jaisay (no of post barhanay kay chakar men ) comments daitay hain , awesome , nice looking , nicely work done , nice efforts, so shinny to poster bhi aur chora (wider) ho jata hai , say mashalla too bhai, (poster samajhta hai kay shaid us ki efforts ki waja say car chamak rahi hai)
zahir hai brand new car hai shinning nahi day gi to kia dullness day gi.

[kamilali]

The RELIGION Cliche

Its astonishing how we Pakwheelers turn every other discussion into a religious debate. Be it a thread about Sania Mirza, or about the dignity of Mothers, or even a photo from express news with a girl watching polo festival..everything turns religious.

And when it happens, it gets dirty. Everyone becomes a philosopher, and a religious scholar - even those who have a history of hitting on anyone who seems like a female user, become the pioneers of 'pious movement' for a while.

And when this debate gets heated, the "Special One" announces his presence by declaring that religion is an illusion, every follower is an idiot.

we must not mess with religion, when any religious debate gets heated, people mostly reply with harsh comments, they even don't consider what they are posting,

Its better to discuss religion with in our social circle but "live" not on internet, where we even don't know who is who!
& every thread should be partially closed for a specified time limit(5min -10minutes) to avoid religious birds in the case when a debate gets heated(suggestion)

[Storm]

i still crack up at muppets who advertize their cars as "mint condition" or "showroom condition" and it is dented and scratched all over.

I don't know about the rest of you, but if i was delivered a busted car from a dealer i'd think about changing showrooms

[asad_scorpio21]

Happy birthday to XYZ , (jaan na pehchan khala ji salam)
aik dosray ko dekh kar saray hi shoro ho jatay hain including me

[bango]

"mint condition" or "showroom condition" and it is dented and scratched all over.

Atleast its ''jenian''

Asad - come on! admit it! You didn't go through the thread, right? Now go and stand on your chair for 15 minutes

[wik_a]

The RELIGION Cliche

Its astonishing how we Pakwheelers turn every other discussion into a religious debate. Be it a thread about Sania Mirza, or about the dignity of Mothers, or even a photo from express news with a girl watching polo festival..everything turns religious.

And when it happens, it gets dirty. Everyone becomes a philosopher, and a religious scholar - even those who have a history of hitting on anyone who seems like a female user, become the pioneers of 'pious movement' for a while.

And when this debate gets heated, the "Special One" announces his presence by declaring that religion is an illusion, every follower is an idiot.

hahahahaha... fit hei. :D:grin:

[asad_scorpio21]

Unlimited pictures in , Car for Sale , my new sawari (ride)
aik car ki full coverage kay liyey i think 4,5 pics kafi hoti hain lekin nahin , jab tak 373 pics upload nahin ho jaengay nahi rukengay , aik hi angle say different distances say pic li jati hain , i.e front view , 2 feet kay faslay say , phr 4 feet kay faslay say phir 10 feet kay faslay say aur phir 1 km kay faslay say bhi , aesa thread click karo to pehlay aik ghanta pics hi khulti rehti hain , viewer bhi tang aa kar thread hi close kar deta hai ,
(pakwheels admin bhi tang aa jatay hain kay sari space to isi nay lay li hai)

[imtishal]

Which oil do u use....
(subject mai yeh nahi mention hota kah sir par lagane kaye liye,yaa gari mail dalne kaye liye,ya maslish karane kaye liye,waa phir ......)

Come on man,There is an option of 'search' ...Please use it.
And same guy who replied to all other such thread would reply here as well, including me.

[asad_scorpio21]

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[kamilali]

another cliche

Cracked up early in the morning reading your post

crack up on someone
How do you people cracked up, are you the uncooked Egg???
Don't know why people uses these type of advanced or generalized English phrases, atleast any new member or a man like me (Poor in English) start laughing reading it....

[asad_scorpio21]

Car for sale
Poster: its abc car , demand.........., contact no............

viewer: call me at this no............. and tell me ur final demand.
Yani Lahore di raah wi dasso tay naal karaya wi do.

[MominHaq]

Cliche number xxx

Typing entire paragraphs in roman urdu.

Now I have a real problem with this.Every member has a uniqe way of writing roman urdu.
The forum looks like a mess and very hard to understand.

Just make a little effort and use a real urdu font so its easy to understand.

Cliche number xxx+1

Not using proper punctuation/fogetting to use a period.

Does anyone talk without pausing to take a breath?

No they don't, so please do us a favor and at least use a period!

[asad_scorpio21]

Cliche number xxx

Typing entire paragraphs in roman urdu.

Now I have a real problem with this.Every member has a uniqe way of writing roman urdu.
The forum looks like a mess and very hard to understand.

Just make a little effort and use a real urdu font so its easy to understand.

Cliche number xxx+1

Not using proper punctuation/fogetting to use a period.

Does anyone talk without pausing to take a breath?

No they don't, so please do us a favor and at least use a period!

lagta hai mera zikar ho raha hai