Pakwheels Clich'es

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@bango

Their is nothing wrong in hitting the female users online:* we are humans, kabhi farishta aata hay kabhi shaytaan:P ambiyaan dikhao *** to pathar to parain *** na:-$

@Asad

You are right for the birthday one

Cliche # 420 : Thing you dont like, make a Cliche:-!

[2468]

*** is g a y in urdu ^

[asad_scorpio21]

*** is g a y in urdu ^

pakwheels dictionary samjhi kay yeh g@y hai.

[internal_auditor]

The RELIGION Cliche

Its astonishing how we Pakwheelers turn every other discussion into a religious debate. Be it a thread about Sania Mirza, or about the dignity of Mothers, or even a photo from express news with a girl watching polo festival..everything turns religious.

And when it happens, it gets dirty. Everyone becomes a philosopher, and a religious scholar - even those who have a history of hitting on anyone who seems like a female user, become the pioneers of 'pious movement' for a while.

And when this debate gets heated, the "Special One" announces his presence by declaring that religion is an illusion, every follower is an idiot.

Very true!

[kamilali]

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[bango]

Cliche number xxx

Typing entire paragraphs in roman urdu.

Now I have a real problem with this.Every member has a uniqe way of writing roman urdu.
The forum looks like a mess and very hard to understand.

Just make a little effort and use a real urdu font so its easy to understand.

True , yet again!

Pakwheels is visited by a lot of international members as well, and despite the English cliche, there are members who actually do not understand urdu. Try writing in English..we're using their softwares to use computers, fighting their wars, living on their financial aide, we can't be egoistic about ''not speaking their language''

Not to mention that it is extremely tiresome reading a script which has no defined spellings for each word.. hamare, hamarey, hamaray, hamara, hamarei, etc etc.

[asad_scorpio21]

Click No-1999 , Dosron ko Naseehat Khud mian faseehat
sara din logon ki cars ki pic laitay rehtay hain aur MY SPOTTINGS men upload kartay rahtay hain(No plates bhi show kar daitay hain ) lekin jab apni car ki baari aati hai to no plate yah to photoshop say cover kartay hain yah phir is tarah
https://www.pakwheels.com/forums/guess-humor-hobbies/110947-happens-when-u-dont-have-photoshop

Clutch No-2000, Bakri nay 2 kilo dodh to dia lekin sath mengnian bhi daal din.
Poster apni car ka add deta hai , suzuki khyber for sale , karachi no ,,,etc etc demand 340 K ,
Viewer (Jin ka zikar ho raha hai) pehlay to khush kar detay hain , nice ride , excellent condition mashallah (poster bhi khush ho jata hai kay chalo kam az kam reply to aaya isi bahanay mera thread oper aa jay ga recent topics men woh yeh jaanta nahi hai kay aagay kia kaha jay ga)
340 k for this 10 years old with karachi no plate , its too much yaar , not more than 120 K , any way best of luck with sale (apni pocket men to CD 70 kay paisay bhi nahi hotay lekin jatay jatay aesi baat kar jatay hain kay poster kay mon say gaali to nikalti hi hai sath sath serious buyers bhi shak (doubt) men par jatay hain aur apna irada change kar laitay hain )
Note: aesay viewer woh hotay hain jo na to khud gari lay saktay hain aur na hi kisi ko laintay daitay hain ,

[madhouse12]

excellent thread bango thumbs up
loving every cliches posted... as well as the opinions of the members

i would like to add some related to pictures...

posting a lot of pics without getting rid of the ones that are absolutely not viewable due to blur etc

Next is when members post 180 or 90 degree rotated photos

Posting a picture of some written information where the information is ALL white due to flash and nothing is readable or viewable

One thing that may or may not be classified as cliche but is hell annoying is when someone posts huge number of pictures in the thread opening post knowing that it will open up every time any page of that thread will be opened. (i personally think mods should make a rule that when huge number of pictures are to be posted they should be posted in the #2 post.)

LOL.. guilty as charged. only realised it after i had posted the pics. 40 pics in all in the first post. sorry to all who were annoyed by this.

[bango]

LOL.. guilty as charged. only realised it after i had posted the pics. 40 pics in all in the first post. sorry to all who were annoyed by this.

ROFL .. tell that to someone with Dial-up, or mobilink GPRS

[madhouse12]

i just realized that my post also committed another "crime" i.e. i quoted the whole message and ate up precious space/bandwidth :p.

one from my side...

ever noticed how on the audio forums here people will argue and argue about speakers and woofers which they have never heard in real life and call other speakers/woofers c**p? and some people will even think that the company who made the woofer didnt know anything and that the power ratings on the site are all bogus? i think it falls in the same category as the corolla/honda wars but with a twist i.e. they have never seen the woofer/speaker in real life.

also there are people who would see/listen to a youtube video and judge that xyz's sound system was louder than abc's...

[RetardedBuddy]

People who think they are smarter than they actually are

[iLLDuDe786]

dnt knw if its posted here or nt but i can't recall
ppl dig up threads which are like really old
and i dont mind the dig
but these looser write s**t like "LOL"
really makes me get pissed
i mean wht shd i take that for, increasing post count??

[JuGnO]

dnt knw if its posted here or nt but i can't recall ...

One more is people keen in contributing to a thread while with so little interest that they don't even go through the entire thread

[JuGnO]

LOL.. guilty as charged. only realised it after i had posted the pics. 40 pics in all in the first post. sorry to all who were annoyed by this.

hope if wont happen again

[umair000]

SOME GUY IN KHYBER FAN CLUB WROTE "i already had two street races and won because of my beautiful khyber!! it had one accident but still kicks a@!*s of big car like toyota altis and cultus vxli " HIS I-D WAS PAUL WALKER :p

[lotus]

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[madhouse12]

hope if wont happen again

you know the post i am talking about :). apologies again

[DR.Faisal]

This has been discussed before, buti had a little time on my hands
AIDS
ACQUIRED INTELLIGENCE DEFICIENCY SYNDROME

Most people are characterized by this illness, it starts by attacking the central nervous system and causes severe muscle seizures ultimately leading to one the end of the spinal cord attaching to the the other end... People also suffering from loss of hearing and understanding of any sorts of logic.. Their disease of the nerves cause a lot of troubles typing forcing people jerk randomly causing the shift button to be pressed sporadically, leading to SuCh A TyPiNg PaTtErN bEiNg PrOducEd... Their sense of reality and temprature is distorted and it makes them think that it is cool....

i must appreciate youe knowledge and i will be surprised if you ell me that you dnt belong to medical profession

[RetardedBuddy]

i must appreciate youe knowledge and i will be surprised if you ell me that you dnt belong to medical profession

Not at all sir, I'm almost half an engineer right now.. Just happen to watch a few medical tv shows like house and scrubs

[bango]

i must appreciate youe knowledge and i will be surprised if you ell me that you dnt belong to medical profession

RB is a homeopathic doctor..does that count as medical?

FAKE MATURITY CLICH'E

A couple of beloved members after being on PW for a while, fussing cussing showing attitude, not giving a hoot to rules and regulations, all of a sudden start playing ''zimmaydaar shehri'' t.e. mature responsible users.

Now this would've been good, and it wouldn't have been a ''clich'e'' if instead of just "playing mature", they actually turned mature.