Pakwheels Clich'es

[2468]

great stuff kalia!!!! Laughed wholeheartedly !!!

the no-valid-argument syndrome a.k.a the laughter cliche ]

seen in almost every kind of thread. When a poster runs out of valid arguments or knowledge, he takes retreat in a wild sultan rahi "hahahahahahaha" or "your post made me laugh" kind of hit line.

The aim is to insult the other poster by telling him that his arguments aren't worth taking seriously.

The real reason however is to cover his own behind which is about to be exposed since the superficial knowledge shield has wearied out within his first few posts.

bwahahaha

[kalia]

- Thread: My dog didn't pee tonight after I had walked it an hour. Any suggestions!!

Reply: Zardari B U, D U, E U, G U ***. Toba Mr 10% is now forcing dogs to stop peeing. Curse the lunatic.:0

Reply2: Poor thing. Is it a Chiuaua or a Khappay? :S

Reply3: Mr Khappay will rott in halllll, its all coz ov hims.

- Thread: My wrist watch's battery is missing, where to buy new.

Reply: Ye sb Mr 10% ne kiya hai, give 10% to Zardari and get it back.

Reply2: Mr Zardari hamara khoon peena kab choro ge.

Reply3: mein ne suna hai Zardari ghari k cell chori ker k president house k bulb jalata hai.

Reply4: Sh0o0o0oot Mr KHappay.

- Thread: My brand new FX got stolen (Kalia).

Reply: Zordari must have stolen it to buy jahaiz for his daughters. Friggid thug!

- Thread: My gf slept cursing me after my balance finished.

Reply: Bhai mei ne suna hai Zardari raat ko orders lene k liye Obama ko call kerta hai prepaid se aur ye sb 17% tax is call k liye use hota hai. Ye sab us *&#(%$% ki wajah se ho raha hai. GF ka number do balance dalwa don meri easyload ki dukan hai

Exaggeration! yes. Titles may not be entirely accurate, but reflect the fact that topics as far away from wheels as its from Kalia's 3 marla river swan side, hill top palace to Mars are appearing on PW daily. Btw, this thread was inspired by a taxi driver driving, guess what, an FX.. at a CNG station ... cursing, you know who .... !

[kalia]

Yes, you were sleeping when I wrote this. I thought I might save some of your fingertips some early morning Keyboard dust in writing Nostredamusesque, but absurd prophecies.

[2c]

this thread needs a bump

[roadrunner8r]

the lookalike syndrome:

for example: this car looks like an audi with viper taillights and a bmw grill

honestly nobody cares about what it 'might' look like... unless its chinese

[bango]

The I'm-a-TROLL syndrome.

Everyone is trying to be one as if its a credential they'd proudly put on their CV.

Sadly, Most of them end up making a fool out of themselves.

[asimgujjar]

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[Mistero]

damn excellent thread...gr8 of 2c to bump it...

Although this has been mentioned in bits before but i'll post this cliche again because it really aggravates me...

Modified Ride or just modified my ride...and what are the modifications...after market add ons such as Rims, spoiler, body kit (from tariq road incase of Khi) lights, Hids, TINT, tint on lights...hell even seat covers...In a lot of cases you open up a thread called my modified beauty and all you will get to see is a dusty car with...with...with...hmmmm...oh I see now, the guy has those tiny chrome and black rims or ooooohhhhh that is a tiny little spoiler on the boot wow this so much resembles the little beard that my goat had this bakra eid.

Modifications to me are serious mods...body kit..fine you got an imported kit from Tanzania, or you invested some serious money and got one made...custom designed by West Coast customs...well khappey coast customs would also do ...effort kay number hain...or what about custom paint...what about serious bhp enhancement, suspension modification, sports clutches, ceramic breaks...those are modifications...the rest I would say are budget pimping...so the cliche would be to confuse pimping with modifications.

The second cliche which irritates me is the comparison of equipment/cars/parts without having any experience with it. Just check out the OEM sat nav thread for reborn and you have a gazillion responses by people who have not even been inside a reborn or any car with an original Sat Nav recomending others to skip the OEM and go for an after market one because it is cheaper or go for Panasonic or Pioneer DVD player because it is cheaper and sounds great...aray bhai do you even know what are the advantages of anything OEM, have you ever used it?

and ofcourse if you must have noticed my very own cliche...well exactly...the use of "..." between every phrase...sorry just can't help it

[CoOkiie]

Tay fair ke hoea .... Pa ji kithe ghum ho

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[2c]

damn excellent thread...gr8 of 2c to bump it...

Although this has been mentioned in bits before but i'll post this cliche again because it really aggravates me...

Modified Ride or just modified my ride...and what are the modifications...after market add ons such as Rims, spoiler, body kit (from tariq road incase of Khi) lights, Hids, TINT, tint on lights...hell even seat covers...In a lot of cases you open up a thread called my modified beauty and all you will get to see is a dusty car with...with...with...hmmmm...oh I see now, the guy has those tiny chrome and black rims or ooooohhhhh that is a tiny little spoiler on the boot wow this so much resembles the little beard that my goat had this bakra eid.

Modifications to me are serious mods...body kit..fine you got an imported kit from Tanzania, or you invested some serious money and got one made...custom designed by West Coast customs...well khappey coast customs would also do ...effort kay number hain...or what about custom paint...what about serious bhp enhancement, suspension modification, sports clutches, ceramic breaks...those are modifications...the rest I would say are budget pimping...so the cliche would be to confuse pimping with modifications.

The second cliche which irritates me is the comparison of equipment/cars/parts without having any experience with it. Just check out the OEM sat nav thread for reborn and you have a gazillion responses by people who have not even been inside a reborn or any car with an original Sat Nav recomending others to skip the OEM and go for an after market one because it is cheaper or go for Panasonic or Pioneer DVD player because it is cheaper and sounds great...aray bhai do you even know what are the advantages of anything OEM, have you ever used it?

and ofcourse if you must have noticed my very own cliche...well exactly...the use of "..." between every phrase...sorry just can't help it

i know i am the best

[2c]

The I'm-a-TROLL syndrome.

Everyone is trying to be one as if its a credential they'd proudly put on their CV.

Sadly, Most of them end up making a fool out of themselves.

thanks GOD i do not fall under such category

[2c]

youtube degree syndrome

after watching allot of videos of their personal favourite manufacturers they award themselves a degree abd brag about it in different posts specially in toyota vs honda threads.

[Sharo53]

BOL

[2c]

i just remember one more thing
quite allot of dj's are popping up lately.

[2468]

Honda Deluxe don't go above 95 Km/h, es to changa tey may chonda lay laynda, people expect to that super bike to do 150 km/h. and yes the term chonda also irritates, if china make copy of suzuki or yamaha what would it be called then, csuzuki or cyamaha ?

[Salarzae]

I would call it PAKWHEELS FOR DUMMIES!

[Magnitude]

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[2c]

sent from my......... cliche

sent from my ipad using........
sent from my apple using.......
sent from my pc using.........
sent from my home..........
sent from my blackberry...........

your dp is by itself of very high magnitude

[memad]

your dp is by itself of very high magnitude

......... and it is giving rise to the altitude

[lotus]

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