Pakwheels Clich'es

[juadjee]

People who try to relate everything to the V-tec kicking in yo..

I mean it's not NOS, and there is a general doubt if you can even feel it kicking in yo I mean if you really can't control the car and your brakes aren't working, you got serious problems than to be smugging about your V-tec kicking in yo

[UsmanAnsari]

i assure you i did laugh and every one in my office enjoyed along with me. just 2 questions why you were not leaving him and kept insulting and how did you know he is a pathan?
if he just respected you as a senior person he wouldn’t had to run away

you need to know the whole history..

[bilalahm]

A post that was initiated nicely and just keeps getting better and better

[bilalahm]

The interesting "modifications" that come in after the one's that make a little sense........ it goes something like this:
Modifications in my suzuki "BEAST" : a comparatively better engine, some plugs and wires, a cold air intake and an exhaust ......... and then things start getting funnier with..... 3 pairs of HIDs, 2 woofers, 4 speakers, an amp, some Type R and TRD stickers, a spoiler that couldnt fit anywhere so i tied it to the car with a shalwar wala nara ............. and of course this thing beats everthing that man ever invented pretty easily

[Ducati]

Modifications in my suzuki "BEAST"

Good to see this thread still going nicely.

[kalia]

- Spotting thread titles with user IDs

Spottings by (Me the Kalia), My Spottings (AbdulShakoorGhumman03), SPotingzz (SaleemChakri028)

Logic: I swear upon my ancestral heritage that I will always follow all previous known j**ks by writing my ID in a personalized spottings thread. I am a self-professed Eagle-Eye* and fear someone will use the blurred pictures of some oddly colored cars, I took using my 12 mega pixel (sub-VGA in actual) Chinese iPhone clone while driving my 1984 Genyan condition FX with scratched windscreen en route to butt naan center to purchase 2 pateeri 3 khameeri, under his/her own name and my copyrights will be infringed. I can simply avoid this by writing my ID in the title.

I am such a genius and a 6 by 6 that I do not understand this forum always shows the thread Starter's ID just below the title.

• not the civic 2003-2006 eagle eye for heaven's sake -- @ guys who know no other eagle-eye

[MominHaq]

Kalia, you are hilarious!

[kalia]

You are an Eagle Eye.

Kalia, you are hilarious!

[killervtec]

^^^^^^^^^^^
hahahahaa

[asad_scorpio21]

@kalia
nice one

[PuNk]

Poster usually mention the ID so that people should open the thread. I dont open all the threads

[Jahangir2009]

a few things from my side u will see this in every advertisement

" the car is in immaculate condition".................. "used by an army officer"
used by a 22grade officer , used by a government officer

@ bango agreed

[bango]

Great stuff Kalia!!!! Laughed wholeheartedly !!!

The No-Valid-Argument Syndrome a.k.a the LAUGHTER CLICHE ]

Seen in almost every kind of thread. When a poster runs out of valid arguments or knowledge, he takes retreat in a wild Sultan Rahi "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" or "Your post made me laugh" kind of hit line.

The aim is to insult the other poster by telling him that his arguments aren't worth taking seriously.

The real reason however is to cover his own behind which is about to be exposed since the superficial knowledge shield has wearied out within his first few posts.

[kalia]

Happy Birthday to you, mera f*tte m*u Cliche

**** Happy Birthday Jiger ****, hApPy BiRtHdAy - Surf, hApPy BiRtHdAy - Cultus, hApPy BiRtHdAy - PDM, Happy Birday - Bhootni,

Logic: I am a nobody and have spent all night in my bed Abbu did not hand me over the keys to our 1984 FX on 1st April 12 AM for the first time and suddenly a PW bro* (H) dedicates me a Birthday thread. Suddenly all PW wadas chotas fall in love with me and wish me all stars in the universe and more. Hundreds of bros seeing my b'day thread as a free chance for increasing post count, will wish "may you get what you want" and with God's will and PW prayers I am granted my father's FX for a trip to the CNG station on my street corner for a refill once every other weekend. Thank you PW.

PW bro* has nothing better to do in life, but to check birthdays on PW and open a dhaga for every other Kalia, JDM, PHP, LDAP, PWQER, SharikAdhuana, SaleemKukri. Bro has amassed a gazillion posts, become a wada in the process and remembers more birthdays than there are days in a year.

*Apologies to certain zodiacs and a certain native American among others. Don't ban me, I heart you and will surely wish you your birthday BRrrrrrrrrrrrro0o0o0o0o0o0. [WHISPER] Khushfehmi paal lo ap be :rolleyes:[/WHISPER]

[mani1]

OMG Why does this guy has a Lexus or a Merc. He is enjoying on my taxes. Fire him, kill him and grill him

[juadjee]

Happy Birthday to you, mera f*tte m*u Cliche

**** Happy Birthday Jiger ****, hApPy BiRtHdAy - Surf, hApPy BiRtHdAy - Cultus, hApPy BiRtHdAy - PDM, Happy Birday - Bhootni,

Logic: I am a nobody and have spent all night in my bed Abbu did not hand me over the keys to our 1984 FX on 1st April 12 AM for the first time and suddenly a PW bro* (H) dedicates me a Birthday thread. Suddenly all PW wadas chotas fall in love with me and wish me all stars in the universe and more. Hundreds of bros seeing my b'day thread as a free chance for increasing post count, will wish "may you get what you want" and with God's will and PW prayers I am granted my father's FX for a trip to the CNG station on my street corner for a refill once every other weekend. Thank you PW.

PW bro* has nothing better to do in life, but to check birthdays on PW and open a dhaga for every other Kalia, JDM, PHP, LDAP, PWQER, SharikAdhuana, SaleemKukri. Bro has amassed a gazillion posts, become a wada in the process and remembers more birthdays than there are days in a year.

*Apologies to certain zodiacs and a certain native American among others. Don't ban me, I heart you and will surely wish you your birthday BRrrrrrrrrrrrro0o0o0o0o0o0. [WHISPER] Khushfehmi paal lo ap be :rolleyes:[/WHISPER]

Cracked me up hahaha

[juadjee]

Also a common sight:

People say GUDA GUDA in an old man saying 'Shabash Beta jeetay raho, aur achi mehengi cheezain khareedo aur tasveerein mujhey dikhao, kyunke mein to kanjoos hoon khud kuch khareedonga nahi. Bus yeh computer le liya hai ab PW pe beth ker doosron ki cheezain dekh ker GUDA GUDA kehta rahoonga' sort of way

[panicslayer]

Throw an "H" or just "T" in a pond, run away, disappear behind a wall and peep towards that pond.

You will see millions of frogs jumping into that pond along with their Honda's and Toyota's

[Storm]

Happy Birthday to you, mera f*tte m*u Cliche

**** Happy Birthday Jiger ****, hApPy BiRtHdAy - Surf, hApPy BiRtHdAy - Cultus, hApPy BiRtHdAy - PDM, Happy Birday - Bhootni,

Logic: I am a nobody and have spent all night in my bed Abbu did not hand me over the keys to our 1984 FX on 1st April 12 AM for the first time and suddenly a PW bro* (H) dedicates me a Birthday thread. Suddenly all PW wadas chotas fall in love with me and wish me all stars in the universe and more. Hundreds of bros seeing my b'day thread as a free chance for increasing post count, will wish "may you get what you want" and with God's will and PW prayers I am granted my father's FX for a trip to the CNG station on my street corner for a refill once every other weekend. Thank you PW.

PW bro* has nothing better to do in life, but to check birthdays on PW and open a dhaga for every other Kalia, JDM, PHP, LDAP, PWQER, SharikAdhuana, SaleemKukri. Bro has amassed a gazillion posts, become a wada in the process and remembers more birthdays than there are days in a year.

*Apologies to certain zodiacs and a certain native American among others. Don't ban me, I heart you and will surely wish you your birthday BRrrrrrrrrrrrro0o0o0o0o0o0. [WHISPER] Khushfehmi paal lo ap be :rolleyes:[/WHISPER]

LOL! I love this guy!

@Admin
PLEASE make him a moderator!!

[2468]

Happy Birthday to you, mera f*tte m*u Cliche

**** Happy Birthday Jiger ****, hApPy BiRtHdAy - Surf, hApPy BiRtHdAy - Cultus, hApPy BiRtHdAy - PDM, Happy Birday - Bhootni,

Logic: I am a nobody and have spent all night in my bed Abbu did not hand me over the keys to our 1984 FX on 1st April 12 AM for the first time and suddenly a PW bro* (H) dedicates me a Birthday thread. Suddenly all PW wadas chotas fall in love with me and wish me all stars in the universe and more. Hundreds of bros seeing my b'day thread as a free chance for increasing post count, will wish "may you get what you want" and with God's will and PW prayers I am granted my father's FX for a trip to the CNG station on my street corner for a refill once every other weekend. Thank you PW.

PW bro* has nothing better to do in life, but to check birthdays on PW and open a dhaga for every other Kalia, JDM, PHP, LDAP, PWQER, SharikAdhuana, SaleemKukri. Bro has amassed a gazillion posts, become a wada in the process and remembers more birthdays than there are days in a year.

*Apologies to certain zodiacs and a certain native American among others. Don't ban me, I heart you and will surely wish you your birthday BRrrrrrrrrrrrro0o0o0o0o0o0. [WHISPER] Khushfehmi paal lo ap be :rolleyes:[/WHISPER]

Kalia ka sir qalam kia jaye