Pakwheels Clich'es

[kazmi_muzammil]

@Bango: Bro chaaa gaey ho hahaha bang bang bang...

[asad_scorpio21]

threads by opinion seekers:

im going to buy chips, which one should i buy? lays or kurleez?
im going to washroom, please pray for me..
my recent purchase, feeder for my kid
im using my pc, can anyone tell me about weather? is it cloudy or sunny outside?
look what i spotted, a white corolla
i posted an ad 2 minutes ago, it hasent been approved. can any mod answer this?

good observations:P

[onlyfaith]

nice observations!

[lotus]

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[juadjee]

As much as we like to make fun of them, we are all guilty of having used these cliches..

My favorite is when people try to describe a detailed situation or a problem in just the title of the thread. Examples I can recall are:

[I]"Water goes away from the radiator" and my all-time-favorite:

"Tuk-tuk sound coming from the engine, what to do?"[/I]

[2c]

I think one 9 point scenario needs to be stated...

1. Check out my modified ride, please comment
[having **** can exhausts and stage 1 mods and bumpers which increase air resistance]
2. The vaddas reply with "owsum"
3. Others flood the thread with ricer comments
4. OP says Don't spoil my thread and argues [not realizing he wanted comments]
5. Mods delete comments and leave a warning
6. The blind ones keep calling OP a ricer
7. OP starts giving death threats
8. Mods close thread
9. OP comes up with mods why did you close my thread

hahahahahahah can you please post a link of such thread?
i shall be very thankfull to you ( i just wanna laugh )

[RetardedBuddy]

Can't find one, but tell you this did happen once in a choorus thread

[UsmanAnsari]

hahahahahahah can you please post a link of such thread?
i shall be very thankfull to you ( i just wanna laugh )

https://www.pakwheels.com/forums/vehicles-bikes/90760-civic-95-white-extra-ordinary-condition-sale-3#post1439812

[2c]

hahahaha
thanks for spotting me:P

Don't know how the superiority thing came in between languages issue,
IN URDU: "English humaray angrez aqaon ki language hai, iss liay 1 mindset hai humaray mulk mai k jo English totay ki trha aur mu terha ker k bolay ga wohi superior hai for example: Watch Dawn News"

I know my English skills
Its beacuse of the texting habbit, that made my English poor using shortcuts..
Anyways, I will make my English "Understandable" in posts from now or will return to Urdu (Like a common Pakistani)
Now Happy;)

by totay you mean parrot or some thing else?

People who think they are smarter than they actually are

i am one of those

https://www.pakwheels.com/forums/vehicles-bikes/90760-civic-95-white-extra-ordinary-condition-sale-3#post1439812

i assure you i did laugh and every one in my office enjoyed along with me. just 2 questions why you were not leaving him and kept insulting and how did you know he is a pathan?
if he just respected you as a senior person he wouldn’t had to run away

you know the post i am talking about :). apologies again

i did pointed out the same problem and told to stay away as that was not my thread.

[Ashfaq87]

excellent read!!! so true and i admit that i have myself used many of them countless times in countless posts

[PuNk]

Poster :- I would have came if it would be in Islamabad
Reply :- Its in Islamabad
Poster:- Oh Sorry, I didnot read, I would have to ask my MOM

[aantherax]

good one (Y)

[bango]

Morality Clich'e

He's a killer, hang him to death, feed him to dogs, cut him to pieces.

[mani1]

Drag racing is more important than everything. Accidents happen so what.

[2c]

^and this thing makes many of the men look G@Y. I hav seen guys of ages 20+ talking like this. 'Aur sunao kya haal hain yawr' i really get pissed when someone writes like this. And another cliche is that, u might hav noticed it, all the gals arrange their feet in a circle, snap a picture, put it up on fb and then they tag every feet

reminded me one of my senior manager, i needed my insurance papers and he was not able to scan them by himself. i started using abusive language because i was not abel to travel without insurance. in responce he said agar app aisi language use karain g.a.y to main app say bulkul bhee bat nahee karoon ga and i was shocked by his toucheyness.

[Sohaib93]

Honda civic is the symbol of luxury,sports performance,beauty,engineering perfection,richness,dreams,success,civilization,morality,God,development
Etc.

Toyota corolla is the symbol of pain,filth,failure,ugliness,greed,devil,hell,Barbarians,illtracy,stupidity,absolute bull-crap.
Etc.
LOL

[Xulfiqar]

the best are asking advice for some part then asking for how much would it be? and who is selling it and how to pick it? ABAY apni bekaar fizool badboodaar tashreef pe se utho khud maaloom karo.

the icing on the cake is - abbu se permission leni paray gee -- AAARGH

[sulemanmirza]

the latest Cliche

In almost every thread we see KHAPPEY ,

as making jokes on president is illegal , if khappey got banned, we would loose many of our PW members...!!!

[panicslayer]

That surely sound that @sulemanmirza khappay

[memad]

RPM @ 3
Now the reader is complled to do the maths himself.