you want to know slow?? try a 240D automatic with A/C on loaded with 5 people and luggage in the boot and roof climbing a gradient with a mistimed pump.
sillowww,, ZZZZzzzzzz (snore) - you get beat by a fat jogger - the jogger may give up at the next quarter mile but the little 240D will drive around the world without shutting the engine off, hail or storm, rain or shine, war or peace. Its the story of a little 240D that could. I have even towed an old stuck rangie with an old 300D turbo LHD W123.
Lets see a mehran do that.